Brain damage?  No thanks I already have some.
Brain like muscle works better if regularly exercised.
Brain:  The apparatus with which we think that we think.
BRAIN:  The organ with which we think that we think.
BREAKFAST.COM halted!  Cereal port not responding.
Breast implant silicon should not influence brains.
Breathe stupid!  You forgot to breathe!
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Bride: Woman with fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home.
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
Bubble Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ?
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
BUG (n.) An undocumented feature.  FEATURE (n.) A documented bug.
Bug free cheap on time works. Pick two.
Bug removal Tagline.  Bang forehead here to debug ---->
Bugs are sons of glitches.
Build a better mousetrap and along will come better mice.
Build a better Windows and kids will still throw rocks.
Build a vast arena then put a half-vast team therein.
Build a watch in 56179 easy steps by C. Forsberg.
Build-a-Tagline Kit -> asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm.?:;$
Bumper sticker: Honk if you're illiterate.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Bureaucrat n.: A person who cuts red tape lengthwise.
Bureaucrat n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways.
Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity.                 
BUSH.SYS corrupted recommend optimizing politics.
But Daddy you watched the news on television YESTERDAY.
But God told me to use a GOTO.
But Officer I was only going ONE way!
But once you are real you can't become unreal again.
But soft what light through yonder tagline breaks?
But you Thaid it wath a PITH helmet!
But if ye wish her gratefu' prayer Gie her a haggis.
Buy a 486-33 so you can reboot faster.
Buy a condom and you will learn no deposit no return!
By appreciation we make excellence in others our property.
By following the good you learn to be good.
By the time I have money to burn my fire will be out.
By the time we've made it we've had it.
By the way you're soaking in it.
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
C program run... Run program run...  PLEASE...
C programming means never having to say you're done.
C'est la vie.
C-ing is believing.
C.I.A. -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
Calf insomnia: the Lion and the Calf lie down together.
California is a fine place to live if you are an orange.
California makes the best wine New York the best whine.
California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
Call me if you need my phone number.
Call out the vice squad.  Someone's mounting a disk drive
Call waiting great if you have two friends.
Calm down - it's only ones and zeros.
Calm waters do not mean the crocodile is not present.
Camels have wet dreams too.
Can a blue man sing the whites?
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?
Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise?
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I go back to bed now?
Can I yell movie in a crowded firehouse?
Can pigs fly? Yeah just depends how hard you toss 'em.
Can you open your mind without it falling out?
Can you prove it didn't happen?
Can you see it Joker?  It's written all over my face.
Can you teach an old hooker new tricks?
Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street?
Can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts wouldya...
Can't see it? It IS there using Stealth technology.
Can't see it? It's there.  I'm using stealth technology.
Canadian DOS: Yer sure eh? [S]ure [N]o-way.