Appreciate me now and avoid the rush.
April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners?
Are dog biscuits made from Collie Flour?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are semiconductors very short ticket collectors?
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Are we having fun yet?  Is this the fun part?
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Are you a good witch or are you a bad witch?
Are you a Klingon or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you a schizo? - If so that makes four of us.
Are you part of the solution or the precipitate?
Are you still here?  The message is over.  Shoo!  Go away 
Are you virus free? Be sure with URINALIS.EXE.
Are you waiting for your prey?
Argue for your limitations and sure enough they're yours.
Arkansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series.
Army Axiom: An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Army Law 1: If it moves salute it
Army Law 2: If it doesn't move pick it up
Army Law 3: If you can't pick it up paint it.
Around here we do PRECISION guess work!
Around The World In A Tea Daze.
Arrogance is the obstruction of wisdom.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker had to be done.
Arsonists of the world ignite!
Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Art is I; Science is We.
Art is vision not expression.
Art thou an artist or art thou art?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
Artists' models make only a bare living.
As a computer I find your faith in technology amusing.
As a man grows wiser he talks less and says more.
As an absolutely last resort read the documentation.
As easy as 3.14159265258979323846264338327950288419716
As for me all I know is that I know nothing.
As I learn I know about more things I don't yet know.
As I said last week I'll be done tomorrow.
As I was going up a stair I met a man who wasn't there.
As I was saying I hate it when people don't finish their
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
As long as I live I shall be myself no other just me.
As long as we remain unsure we are alive.
As of next week passwords will be entered in Morse code.
As the twig is bent the tree inclines.
As you read the scroll it vanishes...
As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
ASCII stupid question get a stupid ANSI.
Ask Me About My Ancestors - if you dare!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls the answer can be deadly.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice.
ASL has 15 signs for stupidity; 3 for smart.
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
Assembler - One who drops his card deck.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups.
Astrology is Taurus.
Astronauts are out to launch.
Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Astrophysicans try to cure sick stars.
At 19 everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
At a nude wedding everyone can see who the Best Man is.
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
At times we must settle for inferior  quality time.
At yuletide astronauts look for the missile toe.
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer.
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
Attention K-Mart shoppers today the special is...
Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy.
Aunte Em:  Hate you hate Kansas taking the dog.
Australian foreplay - Brace yerself Sheila.
Australian lover is like a wombat: he eats roots shoots and leaves
Authority often assigns jobs to those least capable.
Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
Automobile mufflers don't die they just get exhausted.
Avant-Garde Narrow: a typeface for the broad-minded.
Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance.
Avoid fighting with the ugly they have nothing to lose.
Avoid home accidents joined planned parenthood.
Avoid junk mail get an unlisted ZIP code.
Avoid life - It'll kill you in the end.
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
Avoid reality at all costs.
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
Avoid The Noid.
Awkward Age: the period lasting from birth until death.
Ayer ago i kuldnt spel progrmr now i are won!!
Baby's playing dead in the cellar.
Bach is like a jetstream -if you can get on it you soar!
Bachelor's wives and spinster's children: always perfect.
Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
Bachelorhood should be taxed such happiness is valuable.
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Back when I was a boy we carved our own ICs out of wood.
Back when I was a boy we carved our own ICs out of wood. - Dad.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic    
Backup not found: Abort Retry Massive heart failure?
Backups?  We don' *NEED* no steenking baX%^~VbKx.
Bad command or filename.  Go stand in the corner.
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Bad or missing sysop <A>bort <R>etry <B>urst into tears?
Bad spelers of the word untie.
Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
Balloons do not float the earth is sinking.
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
Banging head against wall mode - off.
Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.
Bank manager: someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is out
Bank Rule: To get a loan first prove you don't need it.
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
Bartender! I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having!
Bartender:  Worker in the spirit world.
Bash forehead against wall to continue...
BASIC programmers never die they GOSUB and don't RETURN.
Basic research is what I am doing when - I don't know what I am doing
Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads.
BATCH: A group kinda like a herd.
Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
Batteries not included.
BBS addiction is a Terminal disease.
BBS: a method to triple your phone bill.
Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
Be alert - your country needs lerts.
Be Alert -- what the world needs is more LERTS.
Be apathetic today. - I think I'll leave it till tomorrow.
Be as good at receiving as you are at giving.
Be as you would seem to be.
Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid.
Be careful when playing under the anvil tree.
Be careful when slinging mud you might lose ground.
Be creative invent a perversion.
Be flexible some things just take time.
Be kind.  Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Be mischievous and creative if they fit you.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned avoid fatigue.
Be nice on your way up you'll meet again on the way down.
Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts.
Be reasonable ... Let's do it my way.
Be right & fear no man.  Don't write & fear no woman.
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Be spontaneous.......combust.
Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Be suspicious of all non-native-born Esperanto speakers.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting for tagwines!
Be vewy vewy quiet....I'm hunting tagwines.