-*- GREMLiNS BBS, Australia - SysOp: Glen Martin -*-
Microsoft - Where did you break down today?
Windows... Redundancy in the making.
Windows '95 - How many times can they make the same mistake?
Windows '95 - Yet ANOTHER chicken at Kentucky...
If a PC was fast, it'd be called an AMIGA!
"Lets beat the Jones' and get Windows '95 too!"
Windows - It happened and (unfortunately!) will again!
Run Windows on my Amiga?  I can - but why spoil a good thing!?
Windows...  When you're on to a good thing, delete it!
Microsoft - Haven't you spent enough already?
Windows '95 - Because some people NEVER learn!!!
Let's put a 7Mhz crystal in a PC - and see what it STILL don't do!!
Enhance your Amiga twofold - delete all IBM/MAC emulation software!
Windows on the net?  That's it - create worldwide embarrassment!
Ever notice how fast Windows 3.1 runs?  ...neither have I.
Windows 4.0 will be released when 3.1 finishes loading.
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\OS2\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F$#%\AM\I\NOW???
My IBM keyboard is broken. This O is upside-down.
Macintosh: the computer with training wheels you can't remove.
It said "insert disk #3" but only two would fit!
ERROR: Windows Operator out of memory!
Windows: An overpriced way to eat up HD space.
Washing Windows is better than running them.
Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self esteem.
DOS 6: Because there aren't enough problems in the world already.
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery.
OS/2 = Half an Operating System?
Smash forehead on IBM keyboard to continue....
If speed Kills - Use Windows!
Windows Error #56:  Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something!
Sometimes computers do funny things !@#$%^&* WHAT THE F#@K WAS THAT?
Air conditioned environment - Do NOT open Windows!!!
...File "WIN.COM" deleted.  System now virus free...
...File "WIN.COM" deleted.  Free space: 4,294,967,295 bytes...
...Virus "WIN.COM" found!  Formatting tracks 78 to 635477957...
"File MOUSE.DRV not found. Please reinstall Windows '95." <-- TRUE!!
OS/2 Warp...  Gee, I hope not - It might catch my 7 Mhz Amiga 500!!!
Windows users are immortal?  Yeah! - They'd have to be! [Snore!]
Windows '95 loaded.  2,208 bytes memory free...
Intel Outside -> (SLAM! ..and don't come back!!)
Intel Inside -> (...Just squish that ugly pest for me, darling.)
Amiga - Plug'n Play, Multimedia, User Friendly - Invented here first.
Windows '95 - Record holder for the biggest software patch ever!
Dos 7.  When you need trouble - you've got it!
Which computer do you use?: IBM   [sigh] ... NO CARRIER.
MS-DOS -> No seatbelt required when travelling in reverse.
Windows '95 -> No seatbelt required at speeds under 3 km/h.
-**** ATARI ****-  ...Ummm - Who?
In case of Windows '95 - Break glass...
MS-DOS ERROR: File "AMIGA.500" is too efficient - cannot emulate!
An IBM user should be charged with "Self-Inflicted"!!!
A PC user should be charged with "Obstruction of WWW Traffic"!!!
-**** IBM ****-  The thorn in my side...
Windows 3.1 - The finger in my eye...
Windows '95 - The knife in my back, The fist up my a***!!!
Microsoft - Where were you up to last time?
MS-DOS ERROR #46:  Typing too fast!  Please slow down...
MS-DOS ERROR #93:  STOP!!!  I can't keep up!!!
Uninstalling Windows '95... [CRUNCH!!!] - Hard drive eliminated!
Win '95 Multitask - What's happening when it can't decide...
Win '95 Swapfiles - Too big to purchase!
"WIN.COM" - 2.5 Meg ram goes missing...  Amiga "loadWb" - 13.5 Kb!!
"Intel Inside" logo - Because we ALL think in circles!!!
"Cyrix" ...because it sounds soooo much better than "Ethel".
"Pentium" - Because it only got five percent.
"Pentium" Because 5/5 ain't bad ...even if they're all wrong!
AT, XT, 286, 386, 486, 586, 686... Why no improvement though?
Windows '95... AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!! - KILL IT!!
Windows 2000 - Just add power station...
Windows '95... For those who can't fool themselves.
Windows '95... Custom built for Masochists.
Windows... As if DOS isn't bad enough...
Widnose... Sounds better this way!
Windows... A teaching aid for morons!
Windows... Just to make life a little bit harder!
God created man... Then some IDIOT created Windows!
Windows '95 - Even God has his bad days!
Microsoft...  Were YOU sucked in today?
Bill Gates - Because abortion is illegal!
Bill Gates - The problem to everyones solution!
Bill Gates - No!  ...NOOOOOO!!!!!
"Windows Upgrade Pack" now includes the REST of life's problems!
Windows '95 - Welcome to solitary confinement!
Windows...  I thought TORTURE was illegal?!
"Loading Windows - Please refrain from snoring..."
"Windows '95 installed - prepare to modify/crash/reinstall soon..."
MS-DOS.  ...an yu was caling ME stoopid?
-*- GREMLiNS BBS, Australia - SysOp: Glen Martin -*-