Rarely Seen Emoticons...

:-) -:           Smilie with an erection

:-) 8 -         Female.

:-| 8( )-        Pregnant Female.

:-(   :-          Impotent (Or let down).

:-(   -8         Blue balls.

;-) o===8   Braggart.

:-\ 8o          After a cold shower.

;-)   ===8   Circumcised.

8-O --*      Just before doubling over with pain.

:-) -^-:        In need of some corrective surgery.

:-) :-...         Taking a leak.

:-} -oo-:      Taking matters into hand.

:-o ^^:         After zipping up fly too fast.