April's Fools Day, or how to turn nasty tricks!  by: WiseGuy/Giants  It happens once every year. Someone tries make a fool out of you. I'm talking about 1st of April, or better know as "April's Fools Day." Writing this, I draw a lot of inspiration from a comedy show with the British comedians Hale & Pace. I was about to turn of the TV here the other night, when I saw these two in full action! They acted as neighbours, and had only one task in mind, to annihilate each other by using the best prank. And pranks are just what I'm going to write about, some of them can be violent, so use them at own risk. If you have a neighbour you don't like, use them on him/here as well, not only as an April's Fool Day prank. One of the easiest pranks is too just phone someone, and order something in your neighbour's name. Hide behind the curtains and see what happens. The situation will of course depends on what you have done, i.e. just order a pizza or something similar is BORING, and you wont get much fun of that. If you order heaps of sand or similar, then we are talking! If your neighbour is away, turn up and meet the people that deliver the sand, and ask them to dump it in your neighbour's garden. But make sure you do not have to sign anything. You don't want them to catch you, oh no. When your neighbours  finally come home, walk over and ask what he is going to use all that sand for? Now you can see his reactions on close hold. If you are of the more macabre type, then here is a nice one for you! Call the local undertaker at night, and tell your neighbour has died! Present yourself as a relative, so they don't get suspicious. If you have done it right a hearse will come to take your much a live neighbour away for his/hers last rest! This one would probably hit the local newspapers as well, adding to the fun. But if someone finds out, it would not be fun to be you! If action is more your type of fun, a phone to the police could be the thing. Make sure you call from a phone booth and not from home. Tell there is a shoot out going on, preferably at your neighbours address. To make it more realistic blast of some firecrackers and yell out "I'M HIT" argh! Now you just have to find a hide out to watch hell break loose. I guess this one is a very bad idea, if you live in a country where the police tend to shoot first and ask later. You really don't want to put some air holes in your neighbour? Or do you? If you are caught using this prank, you could get some real serious problems. These examples have been a bit of the edge perhaps, but there is a lot of possibilities by using your phone. But wait, there are other ways to do a prank, not only by using your phone. An easy one is to change the signs on public toilets. Make sure there is someone inside when you change the signs, If not there wont be much fun. Now just hang around and watch some innocent guy/girl get the blame of being a peeping tom. This situation could develop to somewhat violent, especially if there is a huge female with a SERIOUS looking handbag inside. There is more fun to do at toilets! For this one  you need clear see trough plastic folie, and a weak light bulb. Raise the toilet seat, and cover the hole with the clear plastic. Now lower the seat. If there is a very bright light in the room, change the light bulb with a weaker one, or find another way to make the light more dim. To make sure the trick works repeat it on all the toilets (someone has to fall for this dirty trick). This is a trick you really cannot look at close without being taken for a pervert! But if you hang around you HAVE to notice eventually if someone has fallen for it. There is more fun you can do on public toilets, hide the paper would be a rather cool thing to do, or soak them wet. If you have a more destructive sense of humour, you could plug the toilets with the papers, and thereby make them flood! Could be very unpleasant if someone is stuck on the toilet when the stall to the right starts flows over. Well, over to a bit more dangerous prank! If you have an attic with a staircase to, then make sure you loose some of the steps. You have to make them seems safe when someone goes up, but when someone goes down, is another tale! Now ask someone to come see something on the attic. Make sure you got something to show, your neighbour (again) will do fine for a victim! When the guy turns over, and go down for landing. I do not think it's that wise to yell out April fool, trick or treat or similar. But just keep it for yourself to gloat over. This one is perhaps not that wise to use in the USA either, you could easily be hit with a lawsuit that could put your life in ruins, economically speaking! You could have some fun with the mail as well. Sending mail bombs could be fun! NO! I do not mean explosive bombs, you wont kill someone or will you? Put the most stinking things you know about  into a box, old fish or meat will do fine. Now wrap it up with paper, and seal it shut with tape or similar. Now put the box in a spot where the sun will fry it! Let it stay in the sun for some days, until the box starts to bulge. Now your little surprise is ready. Now mail it at the post office. Perhaps a post office you do not use that much, is the best just in case the box breaks! The effect is best if you send the box to someone you know (hate?). You're (again) neighbour perhaps. This one you better don't attend to, but just gloat when you hear about it later. Not that pleasant, to watch your victim gags and vomit all over. Oh well, time to end this crap. Something from my youth would perhaps do fine!!! Since I'm really is rather good guy, I do not turn pranks on people (these days!). But I remember a rather nasty one I and some friends did years back. Think I where 12-13 or something at the time. We did smear our faces with ketchup, so we seemed bloody and bleeding. Heck, I guess we scared some people real serious back then. We staged an accident, so it seemed as if we had been hit by a car! Laid down beside the road, with a bicycle. We changed on doing the prank. So when one of us laid there, the rest hide near by to watch. In few minutes a car stopped and worried voices were heard. When they started to come close, we jumped on the bicycle and shoot of. Guess those who fell for this trick did feel quite upset, and if we had been caught we could look forward for some serious yelling and perhaps a wrap on our ass as well. One of my friends got almost caught. A man that stopped managed to held my friend before he managed to take of. An old  couple where coming by and my friend started to yell; HELP ME, he is beating me, and that sort of things. The man got shit scared and took of in a hurry. After that we didn't do that trick any more. If someone had done that to me now days, I guess I had been mad as hell.