A SILLY "SCENE" WORLD!  by: WiseGuy/Giants  I was sitting in the dark and thinking about what my next article should be like. On the tv there was a canded camera show, so I got the ide to write about the most embarrassing and wildest events in a sceners life! Now I just had to ask some sceners I thought, but it was not going to be that easy. But I found some brave souls with no shame in theire body. I stumbled upon Mr.C^Floppy on #amigascne, since I had been somewhat nasty towards him earlier I had to make him stop ignoring me!! I managed that, and he had some cool things to tell!!! WiseGuy: What have been your most embarrassing situatuion ever, and your wildest scene and real life experience? Mr.C^fLP: My Most embarrassing situation ever was at kg5 I think, when I made this Piano tune, which ended up almost last... they didn't even play it halfthrough ;) .. Mr.C told me that all just laughed of it, and later he realized that the tune  did suck big time to! I asked for it, and he gave it to me! So if we manage to get it into this issue, you all can laugh of it to! hehe... But Mr.C had some other stuff to tell to! Mr.C^fLP: My Wildest Scene Experience? Nothing compared to Real life I guess, but the mass consumption of especially cannabis at The Gathering 97 made the party seem pretty wierd and even cool sometimes.. believe it or not 8)~ Nothing compared to real life experience eh? Well I just had to know what this cannabis drooling dude had done (I guess you want to hear it to!) WiseGuy: Okay if you want to include your wildest real life experience, then thats okay to! Mr.C^fLP: Okay :) Once I was at this really super-alcohol party, and a friend of mine got so drunk he was stone dead... Since he passed out around 21:00 in the evening, we thought we could give him something to remember, and before we could control ourselves we took him down to the train station, and sat him in one of the wagons that are reserved for people that have season tickets.. We jumped off the train at the next stop (which is not far from here at all) but the poor guy ended up in Oslo, and he had to pay a fine too. ;) kinda cosy and nice thing to do ;)  WiseGuy: hehe ;) Ill never gonna get drunk with you nearby ;) Ill suggest that those of you that know Mr.C and get in touch with him on some party, take som measures. So you avoid waking up on some strange place all nude or something! Its late night, 03:40 something. And there is not that many awake persons on #amigascne. But i finally get in touch with Kaneda. WiseGuy: What have been your most embarrassing situatuion ever, and your wildest scene and real life experience? Kaneda: You're writing erotica? ;) WiseGuy: NO! thats your words not mine :) But if your experiences goes into that field..... Kaneda: The best experience was touching moby's legs at a party Hmm, did he said best experience? I did ask for the WORST experience!!! Hmm, perhaps that was one of Kaneda's erotic experiences after all? Kaneda: The most embarrassing was him hitting me for it...  Suits him right touching another guys legs!! Kaneda didnt answear any of my questions after this, I think he got this Zzzzz timeout ;) But I couldn't get those legs out of my mind! (hey! not your legs Moby!). Then it all come to my mind. For some years ago I did swap some with a dude called Mosquito, and he had this serious LEG experience. Mosquito was sitting on this bar, quite drunk. His cashflow was begining to become a problem. Where should he get his next beer from? Some guy did buy Mosquito a beer, and they started to talk. Since Mosquito was all drunk and this guy was a foreing dude that didn't talk very well english, Mosquito didn't quite understand it all, so he just noded and said yes and no, where he thought it sounded right. Perhaps the guy did buy him another beer. Suddenly the guy gave Mosquito some strange looking smiles, and touch Mosquito's legs! Soon Mosquito realized what he had said yes to! Your place or mine? Mosquito all drunk, shoot off like a rocket!!! hehe.... The clock was ticking away and im still not sleepy, so I try to brief another dude at #amigascne. I start bugging AcidPimp but I guess he didn't like my questions that much so I had to find some other dude. I change to #amielite and see some guys still awake. I query Ghost Rider.. WiseGuy: Im conduction some interviews for a article im working on for our magazine. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?  Ghost Rider: No .. Sure.. Go ahead..  WiseGuy: What have been your most embarrassing situatuion ever, and your wildest scene and real life experience? Ghost Rider: .. well .. in real life.. I had sex openly with a girl on a party.. The shit was taped on a camcorder that lied on the bed.. The owner of it showed it at the next party.. =)) .. WiseGuy: Btw is that home video for sale? hehe.. just kidding!!  Ghost Rider: haha - I don`t think it even exists annymore.. But I`m not 100% sure thou .. ;) Wildest scene thing..let me think ..nothing really.. Can`t come to think about anything that has been so enormasly wild.. Some party I guess. ;) WiseGuy: Any special party then? That was more wild than the awerage party? Ghost Rider: The Party I think ..They usually rock guite well. Been om them all except this year.. Some tozzer stold my car the day before I was supposed to leave..  That was the last word I got from Ghost Rider. Hey dude I hope you get your car back. (If you haven't allready got it back! I forgot to ask!) Scanning  through the list of people online I found my old swapper friend Candyman. He HAS to have some cool things to tell i thought! But how wrong I was. Candyman told med that the the wildest must have been boozing with friends at The Party 7. And that it was a "nice experience to see KISS for the first time last winter at Globen/Stockholm". Candyman just HAD to go to bed, so I was left alone again. Since there was no life left (that I could reach) I decided to hit the sack myself. I wake up late in the evening sometime, this article was still here on my screen unfinished! So i hooked up to IRC again. As Amirc was default on autojoin #amigano, I stumbled in there first. Aha! Baffle^Delirium, he had to be my first victim today.... WiseGuy: What have been your most embarrassing situatuion ever, and your wildest scene and real life experience? Baffle: Well, I think I can answer the same to all those questions. Quite simply "The Party 6". I was, as you might have heard, thrown out. Due to many things, one of them being free supply of beer/vodka etc by all sceners I met, another being some E or something in my drink at the local disco, and finally something to do with a multichannel compo (Hi Kaiowa!) and my stereo with 15"'s and horns. I don't seem to remember everything, tho'. Ofcourse, this wasn't the most /positive/ experience, but it was one of the wildest. I can still remember staying 20hrs in the cafeteria hallucinating. Great stuff. Don't try this at home.  I wont, believe me...I tried to peak somemore into Baffle's private life, but he didnt want me to nose around any more! Wonder why? :) I found Repoman short after, and he didnt mind to share some of his life with us at all.. WiseGuy: What have been your most embarrassing situatuion ever, and your wildest scene and real life experience? Repoman: At tg97 when I sleepwalked NAKED ALL OVER THE AREA and when I waked up I didn't find shit...all my stuff was gone!..thanx to Dr.Death I found my gear! That must have been quite a sight!! But wait there is more... Repoman: Most embarrassing in real life, must have been when i meet my former girl friend for the first time. And when I approached their living room aboslutely sober to meet her parents, then I took a giant step, and fell over here mother!! BIG OOOOUCH....hehehe Hope Repoman didn't crush here mother. But Repoman could tell us some more intresting stuff about one of his friends, Dr.Death!!! The first time Repoman was going to visit Dr.Death. Dr.Death was crusing around on his bike (not a bicycle). Apparently he was going to show of a bit. But instead ended up with his face in the dirt, and bruise his face. Acording to Repoman he had marks in his face for almost 4 months! Ill guess Dr.Death ain't that fast  next time he want to show off! Repoman did also gave me some tips about whom I should ask for lotsa fun. But I didn't find him, perhaps later. But I found someone! A guy called Vegard member of a group called Babe (that I never had heard of). What he said was in Norwegian, and to translate the sentences into good english would be foolish! So I retell what he told me on English. Vegard's father does have this rental car business. And he had one of the rental cars home. At same time Vegard did ask his father to borrow his fathers car. Just to borrow it was a hard case. Vegard almost had to beg! He got the car alright for about 5 minutes, when backing out of the garage he did crash into that rental car. Ops! The same day his father was on this party. And Vegard did crash the party to tell his father how he had trashed two of his cars! Sounds fun doesn't it? It was even more fun when his father did tell him how much the repairs cost! (Yeah I beat it was!!) I did ask how much it costs but then I got "NO COMMENT".... After a rather untasty meal, I did continue my quest for the holly shame!! I found Woober at #amielite, there I have a good specimen to investegate I thought. And I thought somewhat right :) Woober: Wow.. My most embarrassing situation was when I made a demo using demomania for NEO :)  NEO is dead so dont be ashamed anymore :) Woober: My wildest scene experience? I have it every day :) Just think if we all could be that lucky! But Woober did tell me more stuff in Norwegian. Ill retell it bellow. Woober was on this home alone party. The one hosting the party was a 14 year old girl. Apparently here first home alone party ever (perhaps the last one to!). It was not long before the sofa and the tv come flying through the livingroom window! But that was not all. Someone did think the wodsheed could be a great bonfire! And soon it was lighting up the night! The cops did arrive and had to call for backup! (Sounds like my type of party!). I asked if he did know anything about the parents reaction to it. He said the old folks hadn't been away since that time. And that was 3 years ago! He hadn't seen the girl since then either. And as Woober put it, it was a memorable evening...  This ends this issue of a lunatic world :) But please send in your wildest experiences, and we will include in the next issue.