How can women be expected to be allowed to drive a car, when they can't tell if "there bum looks big in this"
come on guys how many times have you been asked by the wife/girlfriend (don't get hitched)
shopping for 8 hours solid and then when in that last bloody shop,
She wants to go back to the first shop that you were in!!

That is not the actions, or the kind of decisions that some one in charge of a motor car should be making.

We all know what women stands for don't we!?

Worship

Our

Mens

Every

Need

And do they - NO! just because she has a slight flu and a fever of 108, She thinks that she can just stay in bed,
the cheek of it all! - We all know that Men suffer more than men when we have a bug! then it's OK to stay in bed.

Q. how many women dose it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None! Let the lazy cow cook in the dark!

I won't get started on the "Spider in the bath" thing, There is one good thing we can say about women, How they get any work done is beyond me!

The fact is, If us Guys had Breasts, we would not be able to get any work done!!!

But lets hear it for us guys,

Come on lets face it 5 or 10 years ago we did not care if a women had anorgasm!

NOT NOW!

Now they will bloody have one if it takes all week!

But why do we all lie about it?

We all say thing like "Oh yes John, She came 14 times list night. I was Unbelievable!"
the facts of life are a follows! -

1. Men are the strongest sex.
   
2. We are the best drivers,
   
3. We can tell if our bums look big in something!
   
4. But talk huge amounts of crap.
   
5. Don't satisfy a women os many times as we think we do!? (I do though!)
   

I have solved the battle of the sexes,

The problem is :-

Men need sex to feel loved!

But

Women need to feel loved to want to have sex!

Guess what! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!