Shave the modern way|No brush|No lather|No rub-in|Big tube 35 cents drug stores|Burma-Shave|1927|x
Goodbye! shaving brush|Half a pound for|Half a dollar|Very fine for the skin|Druggists have it|Cheer up face the war is over|Burma-Shave|1927|x
Holler|Half a pound for|Half a dollar|Oh boy!|Shaving joy|Complexion save|Burma-Shave|1928|x
Shave the modern way|Wash the face|Apply with fingers|Shave|Big tube 35 cents|Burma-Shave|1928|x
One of the great discoveries|Goodbye! shaving brush|Old men look younger|Young men look handsomer|Very fine for the skin|Burma-Shave|1928|x
Takes the "H" out of shave|Makes it save|Saves complexion|Saves time & money|No brush no lather|Burma-Shave|1928|x
Every shaver|Now can snore|Six more minutes|Than before|By using|Burma-Shave|1929|x
Your shaving brush|Has had its day|So why not|Shave the modern way|With|Burma-Shave|1929|x
Two|Hundred|Thousand|Men|Use|Burma-Shave|1929|x
Half a pound|For|Half a dollar|Spread on thin|Above the collar|Burma-Shave|1929|x
One pound      85 cents|Half pound     50 cents|Big tube       35 cents|Don't put it off|Put it on|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Does your husband|Misbehave|Grunt and grumble|Rant and rave|Shoot the brute some|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Shaving brushes|Such a bother|Burma-Shave|Looks good|To|Father|1930|x
Early to bed|Early to rise|Was meant for those|Old fashioned guys|Who didn't use|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Be|No|Longer|Lather's slave|Treat yourself to|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Uncle Rube|Buys tube|One week|Looks sleek|Like sheik|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Tho stiff|The beard|That Nature gave|It shaves like down|With|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Shaving brushes|You'll soon see 'em|Way down east|In some|Museum|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Five|Hundred|Thousand|Men|Use|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Cheer up face|The war is past|The "h" is out|Of shave|At last|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Half a pound|For|Half a dollar|At the drug store|Simply holler|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Shaving brushes|You'll soon see 'em|On the shelf|In some|Museum|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Six|Hundred|Thousand|Men|Use|Burma-Shave|1930|x
1880 A.D.|Straight razor and|Shaving soap|1930 A.D.|Safety razor and|Burma-Shave|1930|x
The 50 cent jar|So large|By heck|Even the Scotch|Now shave the neck|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Are your whiskers|When you wake|Tougher than|A two-bit steak?|Try|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Modern man|Spreads it on|Pats it in|Shaves it off|See him grin|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Buy a tube|Use it one week|If you then want|Your money back|Send us the tube|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Hinky-dinky|Parley voo|Cheer up the face|The war|Is thru|Burma-Shave|1930|x
Eight|Hundred|Thousand|Men|Use|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Take a tip|For your trip|No wet brush|To soak|Your grip|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Film protects|Your neck|And chin|So your razor|Won't dig in|Burma-Shave|1931|x
The one horse shay|Has had its day|So has the brush|And lather way|Use|Burma-Shave|1931|x
It's a good|Old Spanish custom|Take your mug|And brush|And bust 'em|Burma-Shave|1931|x
No matter how|You slice it|It's still your face|Be humane|Use|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Hello druggist|I don't mean maybe|Yes|Sir!|That's the baby|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Half a pound|For|Half a buck|Come on shavers|You're in luck|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Golfers!|If fewer strokes|Are what you crave|You're out of the rough|With|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Tho tough|And rough|From wind and wave|Your cheek grows sleek|With|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Shaving brush|All wet|And hairy|I've passed you up|For sanitary|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Makes shaving|A|Grin game|Not|A skin game|Burma-Shave|1931|x
Political pull|May be|Of use|For razor pull|There's no excuse|Burma-Shave|1932|x
Listen shavers|Knock on wood|When offered|Something|"Just as good"|Burma-Shave|1932|x
_____(Hebrew)|_____(Chinese)|_____(Greek)|The best shave|In any language|Burma-Shave|1932|x
A shave|That's real|No cuts to heal|A soothing|Velvet after-feel|Burma-Shave|1932|x
The cannoneers|With hairy ears|On wiry whiskers|Used tin shears|Until they found|Burma-Shave|1932|x
The tube's|A whopper|35 cents|Easy shaving|Low expense|Burma-Shave|1932|x
Bargain hunters|Gather 'round|Fifty cents|Buys|Half a pound|Burma-Shave|1932|x
From New York town|To Pumpkin Holler|It's half a pound|For|Half a dollar|Burma-Shave|1932|x
Free|Illustrated|Jingle book|In every|Package|Burma-Shave|1932|x
You'll love your wife|You'll love her paw|You'll even love|Your mother-in-law|If you use|Burma-Shave|1932
For painting|Cow-shed|Barn or fence|That shaving brush|Is just immense|Burma-Shave|1932|x
Give the guy|The toe of your boot|Who tries|To hand you|A substitute for|Burma-Shave|1932|x
When the jar|Is empty|Wife begins to sing|"For spices, jam & jelly|That jar is just the thing"|Burma-Shave|1932|x
Lawyers, doctors|Sheiks and bakers|Mountaineers and undertakers|Make their bristly beards behave|By using brushless|Burma-Shave|1932|x
Several million|Modern men|Will never go back|To the brush again|Burma-Shave|1932|x
Moonlight|And roses|Whiskers|Like Moses|Just don't go together|Burma-Shave|1933|x
The millionth man|Has joined|Our ranks|Of happy shavers|Many thanks!|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Travelers!|All|You need is|A razor|And|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Late risers!|Shave in just|2 minutes flat|Kiss your wife|Grab your hat|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Little shavers|Don't overlook|Illustrated|Jingle book|In every package|Burma-Shave|1933|x
It's not toasted|It's not dated|But look out --|It's imitated|Insist on|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Shaving brush|Was like|Old rover|When he died|He died all over|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Wise old Sandy|Shopped around|This is what|Old Sandy found|50 cents buys half a pound|Burma-Shave|1933|x
The answer to|A maiden's|Prayer|Is not a chin|Of stubby hair|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Shaving brush|Don't you cry|You'll be a|Shoe dauber|By and by|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Within this vale|Of toil|And sin|Your head grows bald|But not your chin -- use|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Free offer! Free offer!|Rip a fender|Off your car|Mail it in for|A half-pound jar|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Everything|In it|Is fine|For the|Skin|Burma-Shave|1933|x
He played|A sax|Had no B.O.|But his whiskers scratched|So she let him go|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Bridge prize|For men|Just half a buck|Try it, hostess|Change your luck|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Thrifty shavers|Now are found|Buying shaves|By the pound|One lb. jar 85 cents|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Ruddy cheeks|And face|Of tan|Neatly shaven|What a man!|Burma-Shave|1933|x
If your hubby|Trumps your ace|Here's something|That will|Save his face|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Mug and brush|Old Adam|Had 'em|Is your husband|Like Adam, Madam?|Burma-Shave|1933|x
25 prizes|Every week|Thruout the football season|You'll find you'd rather|Use no lather|B'golly there's a reason|Burma-Shave|1933|x
To shaving brush|I need|Not cling|I will not hush|Of thee I sing|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Prize contest details|May be obtained|At football broadcast|Every Saturday|Over WCCO|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Hit 'em high|Hit 'em low|Follow your team|Over WCCO|And win a prize|Burma-Shave|1933|x
Hit 'em high|Hit 'em low|It's action rooters crave|Millions boast -- millions toast|The All-American shave|Burma-Shave|1933|x
There's football in the air|And prizes for all to share|Accept our invitation|WCCO's the station|(Many prizes|Get your share)|1933|x
He had the ring|He had the flat|But she felt his chin|And that|Was that|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Your beauty, boys|Is just|Skin deep|What skin you've got|You ought to keep|Burma-Shave|1934|x
The answer to|A shaver's dream|A greaseless|No brush|Shaving cream|Burma-Shave|1934|x
When cutting|Whiskers|You don't need|To leave one half|Of them for seed|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Every day|We do|Our part|To make your face|A work of art|Burma-Shave|1934|x
The bearded lady|Tried a jar|She's now|A famous|Movie star|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Jonah took|No brush|To mop his face|Where Jonah went|He needed space|Burma-Shave|1934|x
The game laws|Ought to|Let you shoot|The bird who hands you|A substitute|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Bachelor's quarters|Dog on the rug|Whiskers to blame|No one|To hug|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Bristly beard|Or silky fuzz|Just shave 'em back|To where|They was|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Tho living costs|Are upward bound|Four bits|Still buys|Half a pound|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Pity all|The mighty Caesars|They pulled|Each whisker out|With tweezers|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Lather was used|By Daniel Boone|He lived|A 100 years|Too soon|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Beneath this stone|Lies Elmer Gush|Tickled to death|By his shaving brush|Burma-Shave|1934|x
College boys!|Your courage muster|Shave off|That fuzzy|Cookie duster|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Every second|Without fail|Some store|Rings up|Another sale|Burma-Shave|1934|x
That "pink toothbrush"|Is a curse|But that pink razor's|A darn sight worse|Use|Burma-Shave|1934|x
Noah had whiskers|In the ark|But he wouldn't get by|On a bench|In the park|Burma-Shave|1934|x
His face was smooth|And cool as ice|And oh Louise!|He smelled|So nice|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Water heater|Out of kilter|Try the brushless|Whisker|Wilter|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Helps|Your budget|Hold it's ground|Half a dollar|Half a pound|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Dewhiskered|Kisses|Defrost|The|Misses|Burma-Shave|1935|x
With 200 kinds|From which to choose|2 million men|Prefer|To use|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Avoid the store|Which claims|You should|Buy something else|That's just as good|Burma-Shave|1935|x
If you think|She likes|Your bristles|Walk bare-footed|Through some thistles|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Grandpa's beard|Was stiff and coarse|And that's what|Caused his|Fifth divorce|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Cutie invited|Varsity hop|Guy full|Of whiskers|Party a flop|Burma-Shave|1935|x
It took years|To perfect|For you|A brushless cream|That's greaseless too|Burma-Shave|1935|x
I just joined|The young man said|A nudist camp|Is my face red?|No! I use|Burma-Shave|1935|x
20 miles per gal.|Says well-known car|To go 10,000|Miles per gal|By half-pound jar|Burma-Shave|1935|x
You know|Your onions|Lettuce suppose|This beets 'em all|Don't turnip your nose|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Tube|Immense|35 cents|Easy shaving|Low expense|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Keep well|To the right|Of the oncoming car|Get your close shaves|From the half-pound jar|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Be a modern|Paul Revere|Spread the news|From ear|To ear|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Whiskers long|Made Samson strong|But Samson's gal|She done|Him wrong|Burma-Shave|1935|x
At Xmas time|And birthdays too|We solve|Your problems right|For you -- give|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Half a buck|Half a pound|No substitute|Is ever found|For|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Enthusiastic user|Henry J. McLass|Spreads our product|On the lawn|When he cuts the grass|Burma-Shave|1935|x
The happy golfer|Find with glee|The shave|That suits him|To a tee|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Eeny-meeny|Miny-mo|Save your skin|Your time|Your dough|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Shaving brush|Is out of date|Use the|Razor's|Perfect mate|Burma-Shave|1935|x
If substitution|He should try|Just look that clerk|Right in the eye|And bellow|Burma-Shave|1935|x
Riot at|Drug store|Calling all cars|100 customers|99 jars|Burma-Shave|1936|x
To get|Away from|Hairy apes|Ladies jump|From fire escapes|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Special treatment|Every hair|Holds it up|And cuts|It square|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Your razor|Floats thru|The hair|With the|Greatest of ease|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Ed's face|Is rough|And rugged|Ed's wife|Doesn't hug Ed|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Shaving brush|And soapy smear|Went out of|Style with|Hoops my dear|Burma-Shave|1936|x
To every man|His shave|Is best|Until he makes|The final test|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Golfers!|Hole in one|Is quite a feat|Unless that hole|Is in your meat|Burma-Shave|1936|x
If you|And whiskers|Do hobnob|Some sailor gob|Will steal your squab|Burma-Shave|1936|x
If you're just|An average man|Wanting to look|The best you can|Use|Burma-Shave|1936|x
The cream|Preserves|Pa's razor blade|The jar preserves|Ma's marmalade|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Smith Brothers|Would look immense|If they'd just|Cough up 50 cents|For half pound jar|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Jimmie said a naughty word|Jimmie's mother overheard|Soapsuds? No!|He preferred|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Congressman Pipp|Lost the election|Babies he kissed|Had no protection|To win -- use|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Let's give the|Clerk a hand|Who never|Palms off|Another brand|Burma-Shave|1936|x
His tenor voice|She thought divine|Till whiskers|Scratched|Sweet Adeline|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Old McDonald|On the farm|Shaved so hard|He broke his arm|Then he bought|Burma-Shave|1936|x
As you journey|Down the years|Your mirror is|The glass that cheers|If you use|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Cheer cheer|The gang's|All here|Riding along|Three million strong for|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Hear about|The jolly tar|It smelled so good|He ate|A jar|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Cooties love|Bewhiskered places|Cuties love the|Smoothest faces|Shaved by|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Free!  Free!!|A trip|To Mars|For 900|Empty jars|Burma-Shave|1936|x
All these years|Your skin|Has dried|Why not moisten|Up your hide|Burma-Shave|1936|x
Holler!|Half a pound|For half a dollar|Isn't that|A cheerful earful?|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Drive|With care|Be alive|When you|Arrive|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Week-old beard|So masked his face|His bull dog|Chased him|Off the place|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Little Willie|Modern soul|Busted Papa's|Brush and bowl|Nice work Willie|Burma-Shave|1937|x
'Mid rising|Taxes|Soaring rents|Still half a pound|For fifty cents|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Substitutes!|Smooth guys sell 'em|Easy marks use 'em|Well groomed men|Always refuse 'em|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Every|Sheba|Wants a sheik|Strong of muscle|Smooth of cheek|Burma-Shave|1937|x
If HER whiskers|Scratched YOUR cheek|You would|Send her out|To seek|Burma-Shave|1937|x
The cannibals|Took just one view|And said|He looks too nice|To stew|Burma-Shave|1937|x
You've laughed|At our signs|For many a mile|Be a sport|Give us a trial|Burma-Shave|1937|x
If harmony|Is what|You crave|Then get|A tuba|Burma-Shave|1937|x
The burma girls|In Mandalay|Dunk bearded lovers|In the bay|Who don't use|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Kids!  Attention!|44 best jingles|Used so far|In jingle book|With tube or jar|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Men|Who've tested|Every brand|Are just the ones|Who now demand|Burma-Shave|1937|x
It's in|The bag|Of every man|Who travels|Lightly as he can|Burma-Shave|1937|x
My neck was sore|In front before|And also|Sore behind|Before|Burma-Shave|1937|x
The crowd|You see|Around that store|Are Burma-Shavers|Buying more|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Fingers were made|Before brushes --|Use 'em|They're much safer|You can't lose 'em|Burma-Shave|1937|x
No pulling|At the whisker base|A soothing film|Protects|Your face|Burma-Shave|1937|x
From Saskatoon|To Alabam'|You hear men praise|The shave|What am|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Stomach ache!|Doctor --|Toothache!|Dentist --|Whiskers!|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Bathroom shelf|Surprises me|From shaving clutter|It's now free|I'm using|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Salesmen, tourists|Camper-outers|All you other|Whisker-sprouters|Don't forget your|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Paper hangers|With the hives|Now can|Shave with|Carving knives|Burma-Shave|1937|x
Romances are wrecked|Before they begin|By a hair|On the coat|Or a lot on the chin|Burma-Shave|1937|x
"They're off"|He cried|And felt his chin|'Twas just another|Easy win for|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Fire!  Fire!|Keep cool|Be brave|Just grab|Your pants and|Burma-Shave|1938|x
A silky cheek|Shaved smooth|And clean|Is not obtained|With a mowing machine|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Cheek to cheek|They meant to be|The lights went out|And so did he|He needed|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Henry the Eighth|Prince of friskers|Lost five wives|But kept|His whiskers|Burma-Shave|x
Don't take|A curve|At 60 per|We hate to lose|A customer|Burma-Shave|1938|x
If you have|A double chin|You've two|Good reasons|To begin using|Burma-Shave|1938|x
On a highway ad|He spied it|Bough a jar|Now glad he|Tried it|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Ring out the old|Ring in the new|What good can|Shaving|Brushes do?|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Say, big boy|To go|Thru life|How'd you like|A whiskered wife?|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Are you|An even-tempered guy?|Mad all|The time?|Better try|Burma-Shave|1938|x
The cream|One hears|The most of now|Comes from a jar|Not from a cow|Burma-Shave|1938|x
The time|To start|A real dispute|Is when you're|Offered a substitute|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Other things have|Gone sky high|Half a dollar|Still will buy|Half pound jar|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Before I tried it|The kisses|I missed|But afterward -- Boy!|The misses I kissed|Burma-Shave|1938|x
No lady likes|To dance|Or dine|Accompanied by|A porcupine|Burma-Shave|1938|x
In every|Half a pound|My boy|You get a ton|Of Shaving joy|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Here's something|That could|Even soak|The whiskers off|A radio joke|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Rip Van Winkle|Said he'd rather|Snooze for years|Than shave|With lather|Burma-Shave|1938|x
After one trial|You'll want more|At the next|Good drug store|15 for 25 cents|Burma-Shave Blades|1938|x
Here's the winning|Shaving team|The perfect blade|The perfect cream|Burma-Shave Blades|Burma-Shave|1938|x
Sharpest blade|Ever made|Comfort speed|Guaranteed|15 for 25 cents|Burma-Shave Blades|1938|x
Hardly a driver|Is now alive|Who passed|On hills|At 75|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Darling I am|Growing old|Nonsense!|Do as you|Are told -- get|Burma-Shave|1939|x
A whiskered gent|At a bazaar|Paid for|A kiss|But got a jar|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Drive like|A railroad engineer|Take it easy|When the road's|Not clear|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Mirror on|The bathroom wall|What's the|Smoothest shave|Of all?|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Try a tube|The cream|That's in it|Is making friends|A man a minute|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Soap's|That irritate|Their mugs|Turn jolly gents|To jitterbugs|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Past|Schoolhouses|Take it slow|Let the little|Shavers grow|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Mom and Pop|Are feeling gay|Baby said|As plain|As day|Burma-Shave|1939|x
If you dislike|Big traffic fines|Slow down|'Till you|Can read these signs|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Shiver my timbers|Said Captain Mack|We're ten knots out|But we're turning back|I forgot my|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Special seats|Reserved in hades|For whiskered guys|Who scratch|The ladies|Burma-Shave|1939|x
A peach|Looks good|With lots of fuzz|But man's no peach|And never wuz|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Spread it on|And lightly too|Shave it off|That's all|You're through|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Shaving brushes|Soon will|Be trimmin'|Those screwy hats|We see on wimmin|Burma-Shave|1939|x
I proposed|To Ida|Ida refused|Ida won my Ida|If Ida used|Burma-Shave|1939|x
The queen|Of hearts|Now loves the knave|The king|Ran out of|Burma-Shave|1939|x
At crossroads|Don't just|Trust to luck|The other car|May be a truck|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Christmas comes|But once|A year|One swell gift|That's always here|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Careless driving|Soon we hope|Will go|The way|Of brush and soap|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Careless|Bridegroom|Dainty bride|Scratchy whiskers|Homicide|Burma-Shave|1939|x
Good to the last strop|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Covers a multitude of chins|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Nix on nicks|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
For faces that go places|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Don't put it off -- Put it on|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Shave faster without disaster|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Makes good because it's made good|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Takes the "H" out of shave|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
No digging in on tender skin|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Makes misses Mrs.|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Brush?  No!  Too slow|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Equip your grip|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
No pushee  No pully  Smooth shavy  Feel bully|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Beard unruly -- Meet yours truly|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Aid the blade|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Those who click -- pick|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Better shaving at a saving|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Start the day the modern way|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
50% quicker  100% slicker|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
You'll enthuse as you use|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Look "spiffy" in a "jiffy"|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
No sooner spread than done|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Saves your jack -- Holds your Jill|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
No sooner spread than done|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Romance never starts from scratch|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Try our whisker licker|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Join the millions using soothing|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
A word to the wives is sufficient|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Just spread, then pat -- Now shave, that's that!|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Hot tip, pal -- More smiles per gal|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Won by a hair that wasn't there|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Pays dividends in lady friends|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Is your face her misfortune?  Try|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
If getting up gets you down -- Use|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
When you shop for your pop|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Once a day the easy way|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
No trick to click if quick to pick|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Other days -- other ways.  Nowadays|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Deluxe de looks with|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
He's nifty and thrifty -- looks 30 at 50|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Best reference -- public preference|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Economize with this size|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
A better buy -- why not try|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Right about face|Burma-Shave|1939 special Series|x
Said Juliet|To Romeo|If you|Won't shave|Go homeo|Burma-Shave|1940|x
When you drive|If caution ceases|You are apt|To rest|In pieces|Burma-Shave|1940|x
All little rhyming|Jokes aside|Don't be content|Until you've|Tried|Burma-Shave|1940|x
You can't reach 80|Hale and hearty|By driving 80|Home from|The party|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Substitutes and|Imitations|Send 'em to|Your wife's|Relations|Burma-Shave|1940|x
He married Grace|With scratchy face|He only|Got one day|Of Grace!|Burma-Shave|1940|x
College cutie|Pigskin hero|Bristly Kiss|Hero|Zero|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Buy a jar|Take it from me|There's so|Much in it|The last half's free|Burma-Shave|1940|x
He's the boy|The gals forgot|His line|Was smooth|His chin was not|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Put your brush|Back on the shelf|The darn thing|Needs a|Shave itself|Burma-Shave|1940|x
It's best for|One who hits|The bottle|To let another|Use the throttle|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Don't pass cars|On curve or hill|If the cops|Don't get you|Morticians will|Burma-Shave|1940|x
With glamour girls|You'll never click|Bewhiskered|Like a|Bolshevik|Burma-Shave|1940|x
A scratchy chin|Like bright|Pink socks|Puts any romance|On the rocks|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Always remember|On any trip|Keep two things|Within your grip|Your steering wheel and|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Give hand signals|To those behind|They don't know|What's in|Your mind|Burma-Shave|1940|x
The bearded devil|Is forced|To dwell|In the only place|Where they don't sell|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Substitutes|Would irk a saint|You hope they are|What you know|They ain't|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Prickly pears|Are picked|For pickles|No peach picks|A face that prickles|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Guys whose eyes|Are in|Their backs|Get halos crossing|Railroad tracks|Burma-Shave|1940|x
A Christmas hug|A birthday kiss|Awaits|The woman|Who gives this|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Just spread|Then pat|Now shave|That's|That|Burma-Shave|1940|x
Here's|A good deed|For a scout|Tell your dad|All about|Burma-Shave|1941|x
They missed|The turn|Car was whizz'n|Fault was her'n|Funeral his'n|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Tell|The dear|Who shops around|That half a buck|Buys half a pound|Burma-Shave|1941|x
She kissed|The hairbrush|By mistake|She thought it was|Her husband Jake|Burma-Shave|1941|x
He used|Umbrella|For parachute|Now rejects|Every substitute|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Don't stick|Your elbow|Out so far|It might go home|In another car|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Soldier|Sailor|And marine|Now get a shave|That's quick and clean|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Remember this|If you'd|Be spared|Trains don't whistle|Because they're scared|Burma-Shave|1941|x
When better|Shaving brushes|Are made|We'll still shave|Without their aid|Burma-Shave|1941|x
When junior takes|Your ties|And car|It's time to buy|An extra jar|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Gets each|Whisker|At the base|No ingrown hair|On neck or face|Burma-Shave|1941|x
If man bites doggie|That is news|If face|Scares doggie|Better use|Burma-Shave|1941|x
At intersections|Look each way|A harp sounds nice|But it's|Hard to play|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Life is sweet|But oh how bitter!|To love a gal|And then|Not git 'er|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Trains don't wander|All over the map|For no one|Sits on|The engineer's lap|Burma-Shave|1941|x
When Peter Piper|Pickle picker|Kissed his gal|His beard|Would prick 'er|Burma-Shave|1941|x
The answer to|A maiden's prayer|Is a man|Most anywhere|Using|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Rhyme and reason|Every season|You've read|The rhyme|Now try the reason|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Wild|Dashes|From by-ways|Cause crashes|On highways|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Substitutes|Resemble|Tail-chasing pup|Follow and follow|But never catch up|Burma-Shave|1941|x
From|Bar|To Car|To|Gates ajar|Burma-Shave|1941|x
If every sip|Fills you|With zip|Then your sipper|Needs a zipper|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Broken romance|Stated fully|She went wild|When he|Went wooly|Burma-Shave|1941|x
Pa likes the cream|Ma likes the jar|Both like|The price|So there you are|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Brother speeders|Let's|Rehearse|All together|"Good morning, Nurse!"|Burma-Shave|1942|x
'Mid rising|Taxes|Soaring rents|Still half a pound|For fifty cents|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Approached|A crossing|Without looking|Who will eat|His widow's cooking?|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Drove too long|Driver snoozing|What happened next|Is not|Amusing|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Stores are full|Of shaving aids|But all you need|Is this|And blades|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Pa acted|So tickled|Ma thot|He was pickled|He'd just tried|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Iceman's grandson|Now full grown|Has cooling system|All his own|He uses|Burma-Shave|1942|x
If you|Don't know|Whose signs|These are|You can't have|Driven very far|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Let's make Hitler|And Hirohito|Look as sick as|Old Benito|Buy defense bonds|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Can't shave daily?|Tender hide?|Now be honest|Have you|Tried|Burma-Shave|1942|x
There's no whisker|It won't soften|Shave 'em close|And not|So often|Burma-Shave|1942|x
If hugging|On highways|Is your sport|Trade in your car|For a davenport|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Shaving brush|In army pack|Was straw that broke|The rookie's back|Use brushless|Burma-Shave|1942|x
A girl|Should hold on|To her youth|But not|When he's driving|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Maybe you can't|Shoulder a gun|But you can shoulder|The cost of one|Buy defense bonds|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Of all|The drunks|Who drive on Sunday|Some are still|Alive on Monday|Burma-Shave|1942|x
"At ease," she said|"Maneuvers begin|When you get|Those whiskers|Off your chin"|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Substitutes|Like unseen barter|Often make one|Sad|But smarter|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Traveling men|Know ease|And speed|Their shaving kits|Hold what they need|Burma-Shave|1942|x
What you shouted|May be true,|But|Did you hear|What he called you?|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Buying defense bonds|Means money lent|So they|Don't cost you|One red cent|Burma-Shave|1942|x
To most brush shavers|It's quite clear|The yanks aren't coming|The yanks are here|Use brushless|Burma-Shave|1942|x
Every shaver|Now can snore|Six more minutes|Than before|By using|Burma-Shave|1943|x
One pound jar  85c|Half pound jar 50c|Big tube 35c|Don't put it off|Put it on|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Half a pound|For|Half a dollar|Spread on thin|Above the collar|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Shaving brushes|You'll soon see 'em|On the shelf|In some|Museum|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Does your husband|Misbehave|Grunt and grumble|Rant and rave|Shoot the brute some|Burma-Shave|1943|x
It's a good|Old Spanish custom|Take your mug|And brush|And bust 'em|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Early to bed|Early to rise|Was meant for those|Old fashioned guys|Who don't use|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Within this vale|Of toil|And sin|Your head grows bald|But not your chin -- Use|Burma-Shave|1943|x
The cannoneers|With hairy ears|On wiry whiskers|Used tin shears|Until they found|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Film protects|Your neck|And chin|So your razor|Won't dig in|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Tho tough|And rough|From wind and wave|Your cheek grows sleek|With|Burma-Shave|1943|x
Many a wolf|Is never let in|Because of the hair|On his|Chinny-chin-chin|Burma-Shave|1943|x
She raised cain|When he raised stubble|Guess what|Smoothed away|Their trouble?|Burma-Shave|1945|x
Big mistake|Many make|Rely on horn|Instead of|Brake|Burma-Shave|1945|x
From statistics|That we gather|The swing is to|No brush|No lather|Burma-Shave|1945|x
No man can really|Do his stuff|With a face that's sore|Or a chin|That's rough|Burma-Shave|1945|x
First men buy it|Then apply it|Then advise|Their friends|To try it|Burma-Shave|1945|x
If these|Signs blur|And bounce around|You'd better park|And walk to town|Burma-Shave|1945|x
This is not|A clever verse|I tried|And tried|But just|Got worse|1945|x
You can beat|A mile a minute|But there ain't|No future|In it|Burma-Shave|1945|x
Sleep in a chair|Nothing to lose|But a nap|At the wheel|Is a permanent snooze|Burma-Shave|1945|x
Life with father|Is more pleasant|Since|He got this|Birthday present|Burma-Shave|1945|x
To a substitute|He gave a trial|It took off|Nothing|But his smile|Burma-Shave|1945|x
It spreads so smooth|It shaves so slick|It feels|Like velvet|And it's quick|Burma-Shave|1945|x
'Twould be|More fun|To go by air|If we could put|These signs up there|Burma-Shave|1945|x
His line was smooth|But not his chin|He took her out|She took him in|To buy some|Burma-Shave|1945|x
Drinking drivers|Enhance their|Chance|To highball home|In an ambulance|Burma-Shave|1945|x
Why does a chicken|Cross the street?|She sees a guy|She'd like to meet|He uses|Burma-Shave|1945|x
The chick|He wed|Let out a whoop|Felt his chin and|Flew the coop|Burma-Shave|1945|x
Tested|In peace|Proven in war|Better now|Than ever before|Burma-Shave|1945|x
Both hands|On wheel|Eyes on road|That's the skillful|Driver's code|Burma-Shave|1945|x
You've used|Our cream|Now try our blades|Pair up the best|In shaving aids|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Don't lose|Your head|To gain a minute|You need your head|Your brains are in it|Burma-Shave|1947|x
That she|Could cook|He had his doubts|Until she creamed|His bristle sprouts with|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Famous last words|"If he won't|Dim his|I won't|Dim mine"|Burma-Shave|1947|x
The wolf|Who longs|To roam and prowl|Should shave before|He starts to howl|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Car in ditch|Driver in tree|Moon was full|And so|Was he|Burma-Shave|1947|x
As you drive|Play this game|Construct|A jingle|With this name|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Substitutes|That promise perfection|Are like|Some candidates|After election|Burma-Shave|1947|x
If a gift|You must choose|Give him|One that|He can use|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Santa's|Whiskers|Need no trimmin'|He kisses kids|Not the wimmin|Burma-Shave|1947|x
When the stork|Delivers a boy|Our whole|Darn factory|Jumps for joy|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Altho|We've sold|Six million others|We still can't sell|Those coughdrop brothers|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Join|Our happy|Brushless throng|Six million users|Can't be wrong|Burma-Shave|1947|x
We know|How much|You love that gal|But use both hands|For driving, pal|Burma-Shave|1947|x
In Cupid's little|Bag of trix|Here's the one|That clix|With chix|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Thrifty jars for|Stay at homes|Handy tubes|For him|Who roams|Burma-Shave|1947|x
I use it too|The bald man said|It keeps my face|Just like|My head|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Grandpa's|Out with|Junior's date|Old technique|With brand new bait|Burma-Shave|1947|x
No soggy brushes|In your grip|You've always|Got a|Finger tip|Burma-Shave|1947|x
If you want|A hearty squeeze|Get our|Female|Anti-freeze|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Substitutes would|Have their place|If you could|Substitute|Your face|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Man passes|Dog house|Dog sees chin|Dog gets out|Man gets in|Burma-Shave|1947|x
A guy|Who wants|To middle-aisle it|Must never scratch|His little violet|Burma-Shave|1947|x
Prices rising|O'er the nation|Here is one|That missed|Inflation|Burma-Shave|1947|x
The first|Improvement|In many a year|For cleaning teeth|Is finally here|Burma-Vita Tooth Powder|1947|x
Speaking of|Great events|Burma-Shave|Proudly presents|Another fine product|Burma-Vita Tooth Powder|1947|x
Just moisten|Your tooth brush|Dip in jar|And you'll enjoy|Cleaner teeth by far|Burma-Vita Tooth Powder|1947|x
Don't waste powder|Down the drain|By missing brush|With faulty aim|A dip does it|Burma-Vita Tooth Powder|1947|x
Better tooth cleanser|Low expense|Your druggist|Sells it|40 cents|Burma-Vita Tooth Powder|1947|x
Tobacco stains|And stale breath too|Are two|Of the things|It takes from you|Burma-Vita Tooth Powder|1947|x
Road|Was slippery|Curve was sharp|White robe, halo|Wings and harp|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Hat and tie|Smart and clean|Space between|Spoiled the scene|He should use|Burma-Shave|1948|x
The boy who gets|His girl's applause|Must act|Not look|Like Santa Claus|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Within this vale|Of toil|And sin|Your head grows bald|But not your chin--use|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Speed|Was high|Weather was not|Tires were thin|X marks the spot|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Why work up|A daily lather|Once you've tried|We're sure|You'd rather|Burma-Shave|1948|x
If you think|She likes|Your bristles|Walk bare-footed|Through some thistles|Burma-Shave|1948|x
The more|You shave|The brushless way|The more you'll be|Inclined to say--|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Substitutes and|Imitations|Send 'em to|Your wife's|Relations|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Highways are|No place|To sleep|Stop your car|To count your sheep|Burma-Shave|1948|x
The minutes|Some folks|Save through speed|They never even|Live to need|Burma-Shave|1948|x
At school zones|Heed instructions!|Protect|our little|Tax deductions|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Regardless of|Political views|All good parties|Always|Choose|Burma-Shave|1948|x
The midnight ride|Of Paul|For beer|Led to a|Warmer hemisphere|Burma-Shave|1948|x
It's not|How fast or slow|You drive|The question is|How you arrive|Burma-Shave|1948|x
A man who passes|On hills and curves|Is not a man|Of iron nerves--|He's crazy!|Burma-Shave|1948|x
I've read|These signs|Since just a kid|Now that I shave|I'm glad I did|Burma-Shave|1948|x
We don't|Know how|To split an atom|But as to whiskers|Let us at 'em|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Paper hangers|With the hives|Now can|Shave with|Carving knives|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Wild men pulled|Their whiskers out|That's what made|Them wild|No doubt--|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Look|Don't listen|Pop is trying|A substitute|Instead of buying|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Little Bo-Peep|Has lost her Jeep|It struck|A truck|When she went to sleep|Burma-Shave|1948|x
A man|A miss|A car--a curve|He kissed the miss|And missed the curve|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Whiskers|Easy come,|You know|Why not make them|Easy go?|Burma-Shave|1948|x
Bargain hunters|Gather 'round|For fifty cents|Still|Half a pound|Burma-Shave|No price increase|1948 Anti-inflation|x
Other things have|Gone sky high|Half a dollar|Still will buy|Half pound jar|Burma-Shave|No price increase|1948 Anti-inflation|x
From New York town|To Pumpkin Holler|Still|Half a pound|For half a dollar|Burma-Shave|No price increase|1948 Anti-inflation|x
A big|Improvement|Since the war|Is now on sale|In your drug store|Burma-Shave|No price increase|1948 Anti-inflation|x
Tube immense|Still|35 cents|Easy shaving|Low expense|Burma-Shave|No price increase|1948 Anti-inflation|x
Leap year's over|You're safe, men|All you cowards|Can shave again|With brushless|Burma-Shave|1949|x
He saw|The train|And tried to duck it|Kicked first the gas|And then the bucket|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Headline news|For face|And chin|Now improved|With lanolin|Burma-Shave|1949|x
His face|Was loved|By just his mother|He Burma-Shaved|And now--|Oh, brother|1949|x
When frisky|With whiskey|Don't drive|'Cause it's|Risky|Burma-Shave|1949|x
His beard|Was long|And strong and tough|He lost his|Chicken in the rough|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Just this once|And just for fun|We'll let you|Finish|What we've begun|?  ?  ?|1949|x
With television|On the set|Stars are|Running out|To get|Burma-Shave|1949|x
With A sleek cheek|Pressed to hers|Jeepers! Creepers!|How she purrs|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Men|Who have to|Travel light|Find the handy tube|Just right|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Since hubby|Tried|That substitute|He's 1/3 man|And 2/3 brute|Burma-Shave|1949|x
He always used|A steaming towel|And mug and brush|And language foul|'Til he tried|Burma-Shave|1949|x
If you|Must sample|Her "pucker paint"|Better drive|Where traffic ain't|Burma-Shave|1949|x
It gave|Swell shaves before|Now you'll like it|Even more|The new--improved|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Pull off|The road|To change a flat|Protect your life--|No spare for that!|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Tho tough|And rough|From wind and wave|Your cheek|Grows sleek with|Burma-Shave|1949|x
In seventy years|Of brushin' soap on|Gramps coulda painted|The pentagon|Use brushless|Burma-Shave|1949|x
These three|Prevent most accidents|Courtesy|Caution|Common sense|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Said one whisker|To another|Can't get tough|With this stuff|Brother|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Old Dobbin|reads these signs|Each day|You see, he gets|His corn that way|Burma-Shave|1949|x
To soothe|And smooth|Your tender skin|It's now improved|With lanolin|Burma-Shave|1949|x
One Burma-Shave|The school boy cried|At least|I'll smell|As if I tried|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Ashes to ashes|Forests to dust|Keep Minnesota green|Or we'll|All go bust|Burma-Shave|1949|x
Ashes to ashes|Forests to dust|Keep Wisconsin green|Or we'll|All go bust|Burma-Shave|1949|x
His cheek|Was rough|His chick vamoosed|And now she won't|Come home to roost|Burma-Shave|1950|x
Twinkle, twinkle|One-eyed car|We all wonder|WHERE|You are|Burma-Shave|1950|x
On curves ahead|Remember, sonny|That rabbit's foot|Didn't save|The bunny|Burma-Shave|1950|x
When|Super-shaved|Remember, pard|You'll still get slapped|But not so hard|Burma-Shave|1950|x
His brush is gone|So what'll we do|Said Mike Robe I|To Mike Robe II|Burma-Shave|1950|x
The place to pass|On curves|You know|Is only at|A beauty show|Burma-Shave|1950|x
A whiskery kiss|For the one|You adore|May not make her mad|But her face will be sore|Burma-Shave|1950|x
Burma-Shave|Was such a boom|They passed|The bride|And kissed the groom|1950|x
These signs|We gladly|Dedicate|To men who've had|No date of late|Burma-Shave|1950|x
If your peach|Keeps out|Of reach|Better practice|What we preach|Burma-Shave|1950|x
A guy|Who drives|A car wide open|Is not thinkin'|He's just hopin'|Burma-Shave|1950|x
To kiss|A mug|That's like a cactus|Takes more nerve|Than it does practice|Burma-Shave|1950|x
The whale|Put Jonah|Down the hatch|But coughed him up|Because he scratched|Burma-Shave|1950|x
Violets are blue|Roses are pink|On graves|Of those|Who drive and drink|Burma-Shave|1950|x
Candidate says|Campaign|Confusing|Babies kiss me|Since I've been using|Burma-Shave|1950|x
My job is|Keeping faces clean|And nobody knows|De stubble|I've seen|Burma-Shave|1950|x
Doesn't|Kiss you|Like she useter?|Perhaps she's seen|A smoother rooster!!|Burma-Shave|1950|x
No use|Knowing|How to pick 'em|If your half-shaved|Whiskers stick 'em|Burma-Shave|1950|x
He tried|To cross|As fast train neared|Death didn't draft him|He volunteered|Burma-Shave|1950|x
Her chariot|Raced 80 per|They hauled away|What had|Ben Her|Burma-Shave|1950|x
She will|Flood your face|With kisses|'Cause you smell|So darn delicious|Burma-Shave Lotion|1950|x
Use Burma-Shave|In tube|Or jar|Then follow up|With our new star|Burma-Shave Lotion|1950|x
It has a tingle|And a tang|That starts|The day off|With a bang|Burma-Shave Lotion|1950|x
Bracing as|An ocean breeze|For after shaving|It's sure|To please|Burma-Shave Lotion|1950|x
For early|Morning|Pep and bounce|A brand new product|We announce|Burma-Shave Lotion|1950|x
The ladies|Take one whiff|And purr--|It's no wonder|Men prefer|Burma-Shave Lotion|1950|x
His face|Was smooth|And cool as ice|And oh!  Louise!|He smelled so nice|Burma-Shave Lotion|1950|x
I'd heard|It praised|By drug store clerks|I tried the stuff|Hot dog!  It works|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Train wrecks few|Reason clear|Fireman|Never hugs|Engineer|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Altho insured|Remember, kiddo|They don't pay you|They pay|Your widow|Burma-Shave|1951|x
My cheek|Says she|Feels smooth as satin|Ha!  Ha!  Says he|That's mine you're pattin'|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Soap|May do|For lads with fuzz|Bur sir, you ain't|The kid you wuz|Burma-Shave|1951|x
She eyed|His beard|And said no dice|The wedding's off--|I'll COOK the rice|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Train approaching|Whistle squealing|Pause!|Avoid that|Rundown feeling!|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Unless|Your face|Is stinger free|You'd better let|Your honey be|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Another|Red skin|Bit the dust|When Pa tried|What these signs discussed|Burma-Shave|1951|x
The band|For which|The grand stand roots|Is not made up|Substi-toots!|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Cautious rider|To her|Reckless dear|Let's have less bull|And lots more steer|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Spring|Has sprung|The grass has riz|Where last year's|Careless drivers is|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Big blue tube|It's a honey|Best squeeze play|For love|Or money|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Proper|Distance|To him was bunk|They pulled him out|Of some guy's trunk|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Substitutes|Can do|More harm|Than city fellers|On a farm|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Pat's bristles|Scratched|Bridget's nose|That's when|Her wild irish rose|Burma-Shave|1951|x
The hobo|Lets his|Whiskers sprout|It's trains--not girls|That he takes out|Burma-Shave|1951|x
A beard|That's rough|And overgrown|is better than|A chaperone|Burma-Shave|1951|x
Drinking drivers|Don't you know|Great bangs|From little|Binges grow?|Burma-Shave|1951|x
I know|He's a wolf|Said riding hood|But Grandma dear,|He smells so good|Burma-Shave|1951|x
The wife|Who keeps on|Being kissed|Always heads|Her shopping list|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Is he|Lonesome|Or just blind--|This guy who drives|So close behind?|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Pedro|Walked|Back home by golly|His bristly chin|Was hot-to-Molly|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Missin'|Kissin'?|Perhaps your thrush|Can't get thru|The underbrush--try|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Clancy's|Whiskers|Tickle Nancy|Nancy lowered the boom|On Clancy!|Burma-Shave|1952|x
A chin|Where barbed wire|Bristles stand|Is bound to be|A no ma'ams land|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Leaves|Face soft|As woman's touch|Yet doesn't cost you|Near as much|Burma-Shave|1952|x
We can't|Provide you|With a date|But we do supply|The best darn bait|Burma-Shave|1952|x
The wolf|Is shaved|So neat and trim|Red Riding Hood|Is chasing him|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Relief|For faces|Chapped and sore|Keeps 'em comin'|Back for more|Burma-Shave|1952|x
His|Tomato|Was the mushy type|Until his beard|Grew over-ripe|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Heaven's|Latest|Neophyte|Signalled left|Then turned right|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Better try|Less speed per mile|That car|May have to|Last a while|Burma-Shave|1952|x
To steal|A kiss|He had the knack|But lacked the cheek|To get one back|Burma-Shave|1952|x
We've made|Grandpa|Look so trim|The local|Draft board's after him|Burma-Shave|1952|x
"No, no,"|She said|To her bristly beau|"I'd rather|Eat the mistletoe"|Burma-Shave|1952|x
His rose|Is wed|His violet blew|But his sugar is sweet|Since he took this cue|Burma-Shave|1952|x
Why is it|When you|Try to pass|The guy in front|Goes twice as fast?|Burma-Shave|1952|x
She put|A bullet|Thru his hat|But he's had|Closer shaves than that|Burma-Shave|1952|x
5-star|Generals|Privates 1st class|Show equal rank|In the looking-glass|Burma-Shave|1952|x
When you lay|Those few cents down|You've bought|The smoothest|Shave in town|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Substitutes|Are like a girdle|They find some jobs|They just|Can't hurdle|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Gut rasiert?|___________ (Chinese)|La mejor afeitada|The best shave|In any language|Burma-Shave|1953|x
We're widely read|And often quoted|But it's shaves|Not signs|For which we're noted|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Men who|Have to|Travel light|Find the 35 cent tube|Just right|Burma-Shave|1953|x
It gave|McDonald|That needed charm|Hello Hollywood|Good-by farm|Burma-Shave|1953|x
A shave|That's real|No cuts to heal|A soothing|Velvet after-feel|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Around|The curve|Lickety-split|It's a beautiful car|Wasn't it?|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Our fortune|Is your|Shaven face|It's our best|Advertising space|Burma-Shave|1953|x
If Crusoe'd|Kept his chin|More tidy|He might have found|A lady Friday|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Feel your face|As you ride by|Now don't|You think|It's time to try|Burma-Shave|1953|x
If anything|Will please|Your Jill|A little jack|For this jar will|Burma-Shave|1953|x
That barefoot|Chap|With cheeks of tan|Won't let 'em chap|When he's a man|Burma-Shave|1953|x
If harmony|Is what|You crave|Then get|A tuba|Burma-Shave|1953|x
The bearded devil|Is forced|To dwell|In the only place|Where they don't sell|Burma-Shave|1953|x
This cream|Makes the|Gardener's daughter|Plant her tu-lips|Where she oughter|Burma-Shave|1953|x
No matter|The price|No matter how new|The best safety device|In your car is you|Burma-Shave|1953|x
He asked|His kitten|To pet and purr|She eyed his puss|And screamed "What fur!"|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Toughest|Whiskers|In the town|We hold 'em up|You mow 'em down|Burma-Shave|1953|x
These signs|Are not|For laughs alone|The face they save|May be your own|Burma-Shave|1953|x
The hero|Was brave and strong|And willin'|She felt his chin--|Then wed the villain|Burma-Shave|1953|x
The safest rule|No ifs or buts|Just drive|Like every one else|Is nuts!|Burma-Shave|1953|x
Dinah doesn't|Treat him right|But if he'd|Shave|Dyna-mite!|Burma-Shave|1955|x
To change that|Shaving job|To joy|You gotta use|The real McCoy|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Tho stiff|The beard|That Nature gave|It shaves|Like down with|Burma-Shave|1955|x
His crop of|Whiskers|Needed reaping|That's what kept|His Lena leaping|Burma-Shave|1955|x
The blackened forest|Smoulders yet|Because|He flipped|A cigaret|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Jar so big|Cost so small|Coolest|Smoothest|Shave of all|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Slow down, Pa|Sakes alive|Ma missed signs|Four|And five|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Grandpa knows|It ain't too late|He's gone|To git|Some widder bait|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Free--free|A trip|To Mars|For 900|Empty jars|Burma-Shave|1955|x
A Christmas hug|A birthday kiss|Awaits|The woman|Who gives this|Burma-Shave|1955|x
The big blue tube's|Just like Louise|You get|A thrill|From every squeeze|Burma-Shave|1955|x
The monkey took|One look at Jim|And threw the peanuts|Back at him|He needed|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Substitutes|Can let you down|Quicker|Than a|Strapless gown|Burma-Shave|1955|x
For shaving comfort|Without|A sting|That big blue tube|Has everything|Burma-Shave|1955|x
6 million housewives|Can't be wrong|Who keep|Their husbands|Right along in|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Try a tube|Its cooling|Power|Refreshes like|An April shower|Burma-Shave|1955|x
One shave lasts|All day through|Face feels|Cool and|Smoother too|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Within this vale|Of toil|And sin|Your head grows bald|But not your chin|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Take|Your|Time|Not|Your life|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Cattle crossing|Means go slow|That old bull|Is some|Cow's beau|Burma-Shave|1955|x
Does your husband|Misbehave|Grunt and grumble|Rant and rave?|Shoot the brute some|Burma-Shave|1955|x
The draftee|Tried a tube|And purred|Well whaddya know|I've been defurred|Burma-Shave|1959|x
This cooling shave|Will never fail|To stamp|Its user|First class male|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Drinking drivers--|Nothing worse|They put|The quart|Before the hearse|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Men|With whiskers|'Neath their noses|Oughta have to kiss|Like eskimoses|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Said farmer Brown|Who's bald|On top|Wish I could|Rotate the crop|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Don't|Try passing|On a slope|Unless you have|A periscope|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Passing cars|When you can't see|May get you|A glimpse|Of eternity|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Don't leave safety|To mere chance|That's why|Belts are|Sold with pants|Burma-Shave|1959|x
At a quiz|Pa ain't|No whiz|But he knows how|To keep Ma his|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Many a forest|Used to stand|Where a|Lighted match|Got out of hand|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Baby your skin|Keep it fitter|Or "baby"|Will get|Another sitter|Burma-Shave|1959|x
Use this cream|A day|Or two|Then don't call her--|She'll call you|Burma-Shave|1959|x
The poorest guy|In the|Human race|Can have a|Million dollar face|Burma-Shave|1959|x
If daisies|Are your|Favorite flower|Keep pushin' up those|Miles-per-hour|Burma-Shave|1959|x
He lit a match|To check gas tank|That's why|They call him|Skinless frank|Burma-Shave|1959|x
The one who|Drives when|He's been drinking|Depends on you|To do his thinking|Burma-Shave|1959|x
This cream|Is like|A parachute|There isn't|Any substitute|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Tempted to try it?|Follow your hunch|Be "Top Banana"|Not one|Of the bunch|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Bristles scratched|His cookie's map|That's what|Made poor|Ginger snap|Burma-Shave|1960|x
We've made Grandpa|Look so youthful|His pension board|Thinks|He's untruthful|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Use our cream|And we betcha|Girls won't wait|They'll come|And getcha|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Henry the Eighth|Sure had|Trouble|Short term wives|Long term stubble|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Angels|Who guard you|When you drive|Usually|Retire at 65|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Forest fires|Start from scratch|So think before|You toss|That match|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Dim your lights|Behind a car|Let folks see|How bright|YOU are|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Thirty days|Hath September|April|June and the|Speed offender|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Others claim|Their product good|But ours|Does what|You think it should|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Ben|Met Anna|Made a hit|Neglected beard|Ben-Anna split|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Drowsy?|Just remember, pard|That marble slab|Is doggone|Hard|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Statistics prove|Near and far|That folks who|Drive like crazy|--Are!|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Dear lover boy,|Your photo came|But your doggone beard|Won't fit|The frame|Burma-Shave|1960|x
This will never|Come to pass|A back-seat|Driver|Out of gas|Burma-Shave|1960|x
Don't lose|Your head|To gain a minute|You need your head|Your brains are in it|Burma-Shave|1963|x
If a gift|You must choose|Give him one|He'll like|To use|Burma-Shave|1963|x
Pedro|Walked|Back home, by golly|His bristly chin|Was hot-to-Molly|Burma-Shave|1963|x
If our road signs|Catch your eye|Smile|But don't forget|To buy|Burma-Shave|1963|x
When the stork|Delivers a boy|Our whole|Darn factory|Jumps for joy|Burma-Shave|1963|x
Film protects|Your neck|And chin|So your razor|Won't dig in|Burma-Shave|1963|x
A shave|That's real|No cuts to heal|A soothing|Velvet after-feel|Burma-Shave|1963|x
If hugging|On highways|Is your sport|Trade in your car|For a davenport|Burma-Shave|1963|x
In cupid's little|Bag of trix|Here's the one|That clix|With chix|Burma-Shave|1963|x
A guy|Who wants|To middle-aisle it|Must never scratch|His little Violet|Burma-Shave|1963|x
Every day|We do|Our part|To make your face|A work of art|Burma-Shave|1963|x
Thrifty jars for|Stay at homes|Handy tubes|For him|Who roams|Burma-Shave|1963|x
We don't|Know how|To split an atom|But as to whiskers|Let us at 'em|Burma-Shave|1963|x
If you want|A hearty squeeze|Get our|Female|Anti-freeze|Burma-Shave|1963|x
Can't shave daily?|Tender hide?|Now be honest|Have you|Tried|Burma-Shave|1963|x
The chick|He wed|Let out a whoop|Felt his chin and|Flew the coop|Burma-Shave|1963|x
Our fortune|Is your|Shaven face|It's our best|Advertising space|Burma-Shave|1963|x

1963, the end of an era * In 1963 Burma Shave was no more.   *
                        * Hard to beleive it's been 35 years *
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