"Opinion is irrelevant. What is, is." - Lennier
"There is do, and not do.  There is no try."  Yoda
We don't believe in miracles here, but we do rely on them.
Error: Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.
The world is flat. Pigs can fly. Nuclear fission is safe.
The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much much heavier.
Smart is believing only half of what you hear; Genius is knowing which half.
The radius of an apple in relation to it's circumference: Apple Pi
Oregano: the ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Everything's back to normal.  Damn.
We don't believe in miracles here, but we do rely on them.
Please read message, before you reply.
Does war decide who's right?  Only who's left.
What do we learn from history?  That we learn nothing from history.
And Lao-tse said: Those who know don't tell; those who tell don't know.
Don't lend people money.  It causes amnesia.
Don't argue with people stupider than you; you can never win that way.
Never trust anyone who says "trust me".  Except just this once.
You are a completely unique individual, just like everybody else.
Eat a live toad for breakfast, and nothing worse will happen that day.
If it happens, it must be possible.
Gravity is the chief cause of airplane crashes.
Your reward for a job well done: more work.
It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Do not adjust your mind -- the fault is with reality
We are everywhere!  Unfortunately, so are they.
Please save your burned out bulbs for me -- I'm building a darkroom.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
This message has been cruelly tested on cute furry little animals.
You can't have everything...  where would you put it?
The conspiracy you've uncovered is just a front for the REAL conspiracy.
Try this chicken.  It tastes just like rattlesnake.
Get thee down.  Be thou funky.
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.
Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies.
I have two pets: a large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
You can't have everything...  where would you put it?
Kill your television.
"Everybody remember where we parked." -Kirk "Star Trek IV"
Man made booze, God made grass -- who do YOU trust?
"If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."  -- Quayle
Sattinger's Law:  "It works better if you plug it in."
Sevareid's Rule:  "The chief cause of problems is solutions."
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
Anthony's Theory:  "The more detailed the map, the more lost you get."
When man builds better mousetraps, nature builds better mice.
It works!  Now, if only I could remember what I did...
Wise man say, do not buy computer from man who sell radios.
If it's on fire, it's a hardware problem.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
This tagline uses advanced Object Oriented technology.
Hackers do it till dawn.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502883197116939937510... I forget the rest
If hackers ran the world there'd be no war.  A lot of accidents, maybe...
MicroSoft tech support: "Remove all useful utilities from your system."
If at first you don't succeed, create an "NT" version.