0125/047/0906@ Computer: A500 A500+ A600 A1000 A1200 A2000 A3000 A4000 Amstrad CD 32 CDTV MAC NeXT PC 286 PC 386 PC 486 Pentium Pentium dual Other PC PowerMAC PowerPC SGI Not in the list... @ Second computer: None... A500 A500+ A600 A1000 A1200 A2000 A3000 A4000 Amstrad Amstrad NC Atari C= 64/128 CD 32 CDTV Spectrum MAC NeXT PC 286 PC 386 PC 486 Pentium Other PC PowerMAC PowerPC SGI A collection of old computers (eg. Vic20, GT7400). Not in the list... @ Speed of modem: No modem! I get my mail via discs. No modem! I get my mail via a terminal. My modem is always too slow... Radio modem (AX25, BFax, Rtty, CW, etc.) 2400 bps. 4800 bps. 9600 bps. 14400 bps. 16800 bps. 19200 bps. 21600 bps. 28800 bps. 33600 bps. Faster than 33600 bps. ISDN. @ Relation to computers: I HATE computers! I've got a hard time even using my TI30! I'm kind of new to computers.. I only use a computer for school/work purposes. I use my computer a few times a week. I use my computer every day. I NEED my computer at least 3 hours a day. I NEED my computer at least 5 hours a day. Most of my money + leisure time is spent on my computer. Is there a life outside Cyberspace? Every time I switch off the computer, a bit of me dies. @ Usual phone bill (1 pound defined as 2.5 DM) over a period of 3 months: I don't pay anything! 0 - 20 pounds. 20 - 40 pound. 40 - 60 pounds. 60 - 80 pounds. 80 - 100 pounds 100 - 120 pounds. 120 - 140 pounds. 140 - 160 pounds. 160 - 180 pounds. 180 - 200 pounds. 200 - 220 pounds. 220 - 240 pounds. 240 - 260 pounds. 260 - 280 pounds. 280 - 300 pounds. 300 - 350 pounds. 350 - 400 pounds. 400 - 500 pounds. 500 - 600 pounds. I pay more than 600 pounds... @ Experience with computers: I'm a rookie. I've had a computer for about 6 months. I'm a beginner. I've had a computer for about 1 year. I've had a computer for about 2 years. I've had a computer for about 3 years. I've had a computer for about 4 years. I've had a computer for about 5 years. I've had a computer for about 6 years. I've had a computer for about 7 years. I've had a computer for about 8 years. I've had a computer for about 9 years. I've had a computer for about 10 years. I've had a computer for about 10 - 15 years. I've had a computer for about 16 - 20 years. I've had a computer inside my home for more than 20 years. @ Computer usage: Programming. Coding (demos, intros, etc.) Making graphics. Making music. Reading mail :-) Modem trading. Making ASCII pics/logos. Multi artist (music/gfx/code) Running a BBS. Writing books, etc. School things. Ripping/listening to music. Business/work. Multimedia development. Playing games. Net surfing (WWW, IRC, Newsgroups) Not in the list... @ Prefered programing language: None - I can't program. AmigaVision. Amos. ARexx. Asm. Basic. C. C++. CanDo. Cobol. Delphi. E. Forth. Helm. Java. Lisp. Modula 2. Modula 3. Oberon. Oberon 2. Pascal. Perl. Prolog. Rexx. Small Talk. SML (Meta Language). Visual Basic. Not in the list... @ PostcardWare/ShareWare/PD (etc) programs registered (for current computer): Unknown. None, ofcourse! None, unfortunately. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10-15. 16-20. More than 20. More than 30. @ Programs/games bought (for current computer): Unknown. None, ofcourse! None, unfortunately. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10-15. 16-20. More than 20. More than 30. @ Type of game prefered: NONE - I never play games! I get bored playing games after a small period of time. WHEN I play, I play small cute PD/SW games. Adventure. Bat'n Ball. Card games/Solitaires. Doom (clones)/3d. Gravity. Karate/Oriental. Manager. Platform. Puzzle. Roleplay. Shoot'em up. Simulations (flight). Simulations (motor sport). Simulations (other). Soccer. Strategy. Text adventures. Trading/business. Which category of games I play the most varies. My type of game is not in this list... @ Backup: Real men/women don't do backups! I rarely do a backup (like once a year or so). I backup every day. I backup every week. I backup every month. I do a regular backup on floppies (I'm a masochist). I backup on floppies (that all I've got :(. I do a regular backup on ZIP-type drives (I'm smart). I do a regular backup on streamers (the old style...). I do a full backup every week and an incremental backup every day. I do a full backup every month and an incremental backup every week. I backup every time I have new data! Backup? hmmm... Yes, of course... When I remember. My discs are too large to backup. I should have done a backup yesterday. I don't want to say (backup is really personal :-). I don't have to backup. System engineers are made for that! Not in the list... @ Demo Parties: Demo parties are for lamers! Besides, they're too expensive. I prefer sessions with a small bunch of friends better. I haven't been to a party before, and I don't want to! I haven't been to a party before, but would be happy to try, though... I've tried. I played games the whole time. I'm CRAZY about demo parties, haven't participated in many though :( I've been to 2-3 parties. I've been to 4-6 parties. I've visited more than 6 demo parties. I've visited more than 10 demo parties. Yeah. I'm there when ever a gathering comes up! I usually don't sleep at parties at all... I'm one of the "cool dudes" at those places. I've been to EVERY party held in my country. @ Windows/Bill: I LOVE windows! B. Gates is my man! Haven't tried it. I use it, but I don't like it. I prefer OS/2. I prefer any operating system other than DOS+Windows! I consider Windows to be a joke! Windows? HEHEHAHA! Nahh, I use Workbench! I prefer using UNIX. I prefer using MAC OS. I don't like the fact that B. Gates has as much power as he has. Bill Gates ought to be spanked in public! Bill Gates ought to be hanged in public! @ Doom (+ clones): I play Doom nearly every day with other freaks in a network. I play Doom every day. I play Doom as often as possible. I play Doom often! I play Doom nearly every time I sit in front of a PC. I like playing Doom.. sometimes. Doom is only fun for the first 5-10 minutes. I've heard about Doom, but have never tried it. What's Doom? I don't like games with blood and violence! Doom is more a legend than a good game. Everyone playing Doom is mentally ill! I hate Doom! I've seen better on my Philips GT7400! @ Birthdate: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 @ Born in which month: January February March April May June July August September October November December @ Born in which year: 19??. 1940. 1941. 1942. 1943. 1944. 1945. 1946. 1947. 1948. 1949. 1950. 1951. 1952. 1953. 1954. 1955. 1956. 1957. 1958. 1959. 1960. 1961. 1962. 1963. 1964. 1965. 1966. 1967. 1968. 1969. 1970. 1971. 1972. 1973. 1974. 1975. 1976. 1977. 1978. 1979. 1980. 1981. 1982. 1983. 1984. 1985. 1986. 1987. 1988. 1989. @ Extra eyes: I don't use glasses! I don't use glasses, though my doc. says I should. I mostly wear sunglasses in the summer months. I tend to wear sunglasses - even when it rains. I'm using regulary contacts. I use glasses without power - it looks nice! Yeah I've got four eyes, got a problem? I've got glasses with sunglasses. Oh, I've got these funky contacs with colors. My glasses are window thick (I'm blind as a bat). Argh! I can't find my glasses! @ Beard: No beard.. I'm a woman. I'm not old enough to get a real beard. I'm trying to grow one. I shave every day. I shave every second/third day. I trim my beard once or twice every fortnight.. Often I forget to shave. Pointed beard/goatee. Goatee + mustace. Goatee + side-burns. Moustace. Moustace + side-burns. Whiskers/side-burns. Fullbeard. Big and long fullbeard. Not in the list... @ Hair: I'm bald! (Kojak style) I cut my hair every week! It's about 2 cm long (military cut). It's about 4 cm long. Brandon/Dylan hairstyle (from Beverly Hills 90210) I've got hair comed down to the forehead. I've got normal hair. I've got short curly hair. I've got curls. I'm trying to get long hair. Einstein style (uncontrolable). I've got hair down to my shoulders. Long hair in the neck, the rest is short. My hair reaches the middle of my back. Long curly hair. My hair touches my butt. Ponytail. Punker hair/Mohawk cut. I use wigs... @ Hair colour: Blond. Bleached hair. Half blond. Brown. I've coloured it brown. Black. I've coloured it black. Red. I've coloured it red. Grey. Blue. Purple. Green. Yellow. Mixed colours. @ Height: I'm less than 1.50 m. I'm 1.50 - 1.55 m. I'm 1.55 - 1.60 m. I'm 1.60 - 1.65 m. I'm 1.65 - 1.70 m. I'm 1.70 - 1.75 m. I'm 1.75 - 1.80 m. I'm 1.80 - 1.85 m. I'm 1.85 - 1.90 m. I'm 1.90 - 1.95 m. I'm 1.95 - 2.00 m. I'm 2.00 - 2.05 m. I'm 2.05 - 2.10 m. I'm taller than 2.10 m. @ Weight: Hey, that's a personal question! Less than 55 Kg. 55 - 60 Kg. 60 - 65 Kg. 65 - 70 Kg. 70 - 75 Kg. 75 - 80 Kg. 80 - 85 Kg. 85 - 90 Kg. 90 - 95 Kg. 95 - 100 Kg. 100 - 105 Kg. More than 105 Kg. @ Clothing: I wear conservative/business clothes. Often I use tie/butterfly. I wear the clothes my mom thinks suits me. I like clothes from the catalogues (Levis, Ball etc.) I wear army clothes. 60s and 70s or other hippi clothes.. HipHop/Skater clothes. True raver (with welder's goggles etc.) I wear clothes with messages like "Nuke Africa!" I don't care what I wear, as long as I'm warm. I wear clothes to piss off others. At work I wear dirty clothes with holes in etc. I dress like a punker. I dress like those newage freaks. Farmer Clothes. I dress "normal" - (jeans and a T-shirt/shirt). I can't describe my clothes.. I haven't noticed anything about it. @ Shoe size: Only (Al Bundy and) I know! I don't wear shoes! I use all size sandals. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. Bigger than size 47. @ Food: I live on cola and snacks! I live on snacks, cola and fast food. Pizza is my way of life! I eat just about anything. I eat anything with meat in. I eat whatever my mum makes for me. I eat whatever my wife makes for me. I can cook (fried eggs/soup/frosen pizza). I'm a skilled cook... I like food - especialy the healthy stuff. I care about what I eat! I care about what I eat - I only buy the cheap stuff! Pass me the salad! I don't want to slaughter animals! @ Favourite drink: Beer. Campari (+ stuff). Chocolate milk. Cider (apple beer). Cocktail. Cofee. Cola (Coca Cola). Cola (Coca Cola light). Cola (Pepsi). Cola (Pepsi light). Cola (Pepsi Max). Cola (Cheap imitation). Cola (Expensive imitation). Cola (Cherry). Cola (Caffeine free). Fanta. Gin (+ stuff). Guiness. Juice. Milk. Milkshake. Pernod (+ stuff). Port wine Red wine. Rose'. Rum (+ stuff). Sambucha (+ stuff). Scotch (+ stuff). Soda pop/Lemonade. Sprite. Tea/Ice tea. Tequila (+ stuff). Vodka (+ stuff). Water. White wine. 7 Up. An alcoholic drink not yet included in UserInfo. An non-alcoholic drink not yet included in UserInfo. @ Consumption of Cola (any kind): I hate Cola! Oh me? I don't drink Cola regulary. I like cola, but it gives me loose stools. About 1.5 l. pr. 14 day. About 1.5 l. pr. week. About 1.5 l. every 4th day. About 1.5 l. every 3rd day. About 1.5 l. every 2nd day. About 1.5 l. every day! About 1.5 l. or more or more pr. day.. as often as I can afford it! More than 1.5 l. of Cola every day! @ Smoke: I'm getting sick every time I see/smell a cigarrette. I do NOT smoke! I don't smoke. Unfortunately I don't smoke. I only smoke at parties. I "smoke" (not inhaling). I'm trying to quit smoking. I'm desperately trying to quit! I smoke about 1 - 5 cigarrettes a day. I smoke about 5 - 10 cigarrettes a day. I smoke about 10 - 15 cigarrettes a day. I smoke about 15 - 20 cigarrettes a day. I smoke more than 20 a day. (now THAT'S something my lunges love! :) I smoke pibe. I smoke cigarrettes and pibe. I like those big juicy cigars.. I smoke grass and other fun stuff. @ Friends: I have no friends, get lost! I once had friends, but I didn't like it! I once had friends, but they didn't like it. I mostly have friends.. when I have money... Sure I've got friends... I think. I've got a few friends, mostly dorks though. I've got one REAL friend left, what to do with more? I've got a few friends, we get along fine. Most of my friends are net-friends (found on the net). Most of my friends haven't got a computer. I've got quite some friends! I've got many friends. @ Pet (In case of multiple pets, choose your favorite): I have no pets. Unfortunately I have no pets. I don't hate pets, I hate cleaning up/walk them etc. So I've got no pets. I hate pets! Ants. Bird. Budgerigar. Cat. Dog. Fish. Guinea pig. Horse. Mouse. Rabbit. Parrot. Rat. Scorpion. Snake. Spider. Not in the list... @ Other hobby: I've got NO other hobby than Computers. I've got too many hobbies to say. Animals/pets. Art. Cars. Coins. Collect stuff (pens, telecards, signs etc). Drawing/painting. Fishing/hunting. Makin music. Listening to music. Reading books/comix. Real sport. Role Playing Games/Magic. Stamps. Watching TV/video. Workout. Not in the list... @ Vehicle: I walk - that's what my feets are for! I'm a skater/roller. I have the most miserable bike you can imagine. I've got a bike. I have a great bicycle. I use a moped/power bike/scooter. I have a small motorcykle. I have a medium motocycle. I have a big expensive bike (who said Harley Davidson?) I have a sport motorcycle. I use mum'n dad's car(s). I'm proud of my Morris Minor. I have my own car. I'm a trucker. I mostly use busses. I use trains. Most of the time I travel by plane. I use the public transportation net (subways etc). Not in the list... @ Parties: I don't drink, it's not healthy for my body! My sport does not allow me to drink alcohol. I never party, parties suxx (I stick to computer-sessions) I attend to parties seldomly... I don't party often, but when I do, I drink like hell! When I party I always drink non-alcoholic drinks. I party regulary (at least 3 times pr. 2 months) I party often - mostly once a week. I'm drunk almost two times a week.. Partying is FUN! Hey I'm a party freak getting drunk at least two times a week for sure!! @ Favourite TV genre: I never watch Telly! Can't tell, I seldomly watch TV. American soaps. Cartoons. Childrens hour/Childrens Channel. Comedy. Documentary. Glamour. Heavy Metal shows (like Headbangers Ball and such) News. Non stop music (like on MTV, Viva etc). Horror/Thriller. Pop Top 20 list. Police/Detective series. Porno. Science. Science-Fiction. Sport. Talk Shows. Youth programs. Not in the list... @ Worst TV genre: I hate it all! - I never watch telly! Can't tell, I seldomly watch TV. American soaps. Cartoons. Childrens hour/Childrens Channel. Comedy. Documentary. Glamour. Heavy Metal shows (like Headbangers Ball and such) News. Non stop music (like on MTV, Viva etc). Horror/Thriller. Pop Top 20 list. Police/Detective series. Porno. Science. Science-Fiction. Sport. Talk Shows. Youth programs. Not in the list... @ Favorite sport in TV: I hate all sports! TV stations ougth to quit ALL sport programs! I don't really know... I love all of 'em, sport is cool! Aerobic. Americal football. Australian football. Baseball. Basketball. Boxing. Bowling. Cricet. Dances. Dart. Fencing. Football (soccer). Golf. Handball. Marathons (or other distances). Motor sport (4 or more wheels). Motor sport (2 wheels). Olympics (summer). Olympics (winter). Oriental sports. Strongman competition. Swimming/waterpolo/Diving. Triatlon. Weightlifting. Wrestling. Not in the list... @ Favorite music: 60's music (Doors, The Eagles etc.) Ambient. Blues. Computer music (S3M, ProTracker etc.) Country-Western. Classic music (Bach/Mozart etc.) Gospel or other religious music. Heavy/Death/Speed/Doom/Black/Thrash. HipHop/Rap music. Jazz. Mainstream music. New Age/Meditation music. Pop music (NewKidsOnTheBlock, Madonna, Michael Jackson, etc.) Popular techno/Dance music. Rave. Rock music. Rock music (heavy). Techno/House/Acid. Techno-pop (Depeche Mode/Erasure etc.) Trance. A mixture of nearly everything not mainstream.. Not in the list... @ Worst music: 60's music (Doors, The Eagles etc.) Ambient. Blues. Computer music (S3M, ProTracker etc.) Country-Western. Classic music (Bach/Mozart etc.) Gospel or other religious music. Heavy/Death/Speed/Doom/Black/Thrash. HipHop/Rap music. Jazz. Mainstream music. New Age/Meditation music. Pop music (NewKidsOnTheBlock, Madonna, Michael Jackson, etc.) Popular techno/Dance music. Rave. Rock music. Rock music (heavy). Techno/House/Acid. Techno-pop (Depeche Mode/Erasure etc.) Trance. A mixture of nearly everything not mainstream.. Not in the list... @ School: I like going to school, I even take extra classes. School is O.K. School is ok, I just don't like the homework... I think I'm stuck here at the university, might be here forever! School is boring. I left school, and I'm sorry for that.. hope to start soon again. I LIKED scool, now I'm a free man! (ha ha ha :-) I left school the moment I could. I left school a looong time ago. I don't go to school anymore but I take extra classes in the evenings. School sucks like hell. @ Reading: I don't read very well. I NEVER read books! I only read the books my teacher FORCES me to read. Occasionly I peek into the users manual. I like K&R, ANSI/ISO, and other programming books. I only read computer magazines. I read cartoons. I prefer reading a book than reading on a screen. I read other books than just computerbooks. I read at least one book each month. I read both news papers and books. I LOVE books! I read at least two books a week. I often find myself reading five books or more each week. I spend more time reading than I spend on my computer! @ Politics: Oh me! I don't know - I don't like politics. You can't label me! They're crap all of them! I'm in for all sides... I don't want to say. Anarchism. Capitalism. Communism. Conservatism. Fascism. Liberalism. Monarchism. Socialism. Environmental friendly. Only the military is capable of running a state! Not in the list... @ Religion: I don't want to say. I prefer my own philosophy. Atheism (no faith). Buddhism. Cristianity. Hinduism. Judaism. Mohammedanism/Islam. Orthodox Christianity. Scientology. Shintoism. Satanism. Single-God-oriented sect. Multiple-Gods-oriented sect. Not in the list... @ Living conditions: I share my room with another person. I live at home in a small room. I live at home in a room that suits me fine. I live in a small and expensive room. I live in an O.K. room. I've got more than one room (toilets doesn't count!) I've rented an apartment. I live in a small flat. I live in a bigger flat. I live in my own flat. I live in a house. I live at a hostel/hall of residence. I live in a shared house. Not in the list... @ Sex life: Hey that's real personal! I don't want to say - you just tease me! Sex is a sin! Sex before mariage is a sin. I've never had sex yet...(willing to try!) I fear AIDS! I only masturbate! I prefer computersex... I usually masturbate to bizarre pictures. I've tried it, it really wasn't that great... I've tried sex (many times) - I LOVE IT! I'm in desperate search for a female! I'm in desperate search for a male! I'm in desperate search for a female! (again). I'm in desperate search for a male! (again). I've got a girlfriend. I've got a boyfriend. Me and my partner do it 2 or more times a week usually. I want more than one partner at the time.. I need sex OFTEN - I don't care what my partners names are - just sex! I'm in for S/M. I'm a pervert! @ How is UserInfo: Worst Program I've ever seen! It's a lame idea... KBG has done better before.. I only use it to see how stupid other people are.. It's ok, but I don't want to register! (though I know it's free!) I want to register.. I just don't know how? It's a great idea, I'll register soon. I'm thinking of buying the rights and release it as commercial software. If I didn't know better I would think KBG had stolen the idea from me! I've already registered... @