Beware of Modem Addiction! It's contagious! Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers Beware the psychopomp Bikes Not Bombs Biochemists Wear Designer GreenGenes. Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without! Blessed are the pessimists;they make backups! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier BOING! RIME--America's Funniest Home Computers BOING! Tag! You're It... BOING! There are too many people in the world. BOING! Dolly Parton-- silicone based life Borland schmorland Born Free, Taxed to Death !! Born in 1945. The replacement for WW II. Brain in gear before mouth in motion. Brandy-and-water spoils two good things Briefniks of the world, Unite! Bring back DICK..At least we KNEW he was crooked! Britannia waives the rules. Broken Hearts repaired while you Sleep! Bugs Bunny is a Hare Brain. Bugs Bunny works for the KGB. bugs in the teeth Bugs, like coat hangers, breed if unobserved. Bugs, What BBBuuugggsss? Burma Shave. Burnin' down the house... But God TOLD me to use a GOTO. But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car Buy in haste, repair at leisure by George I think she's got it! C Error #003: You're joking... right? C Error #007: Irrational concept! C Error #008: It'll never work, really! C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found C Error #011: First C Program, huh? C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n"); C Error #013: That's Mr. C to you bub! C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump... C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing... C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza? C Error #034: !!! RùAùIùD !!! C'ing More and More Each Day!!! C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum California Saga... Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data? Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit Careful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind Carpenters are just plane folks Catch a wave! Cats are easier to train than kids! CATS ARE IT! Caution: Contents under pressure! Caution:High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED!! CAUTION:I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em) Changing gears, here. Cheer up - things will get worse. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Cheese Une Crackers! This TagLine is Crummy Chickens are how eggs make more eggs. Choosy hackers choose .GIF! Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on. Coffee doesnt cause cancer --------Water does!!! Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Collapse Schr”dinger's Wave Function! College Students Do It With Class Committees keep minutes and lose hours. Communication: The Universal Solvent. Competition makes great programs! Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Computer operators KNOW how to operate! Computers All Wait at the Same Speed! Computers are gre.............. Computers are Saving Man??? Does not Compute Computers just make me seem smarter! Computers operators do it from memory. Computious Say Ain't Life A Byte. Confront reality -- Not drugs. Confused? Consult your OOP Guide. Constants aren't; variables don't. Cool Dude! Cosmic Soda-pop Cowa Bunga, Dude.... Cowabunga I'll take the Marshmallow pizza Creativity is a Spark of Life! Creditors have much better memories than debitors Crown Prince of the Crown Royal Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt Cute and definitely hugable....right! Dame if you will, and dame if you don't. Dan Quayle ... just a heartbeat away! Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato Engineer Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list! Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs Dear Abby: What diet is best for my FAT file? Dear FAT, don't eat so many BYTES Death don't have no mercy in this land! Death: to stop sinning suddenly. Decadent Capitalist and proud of it! Denok batera - PRESOAK KALERA!!! Desperate diseases require desperate remedies Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor!! Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts? Did you check the...? No, I didn't think so. Did you really understand that message ¨ Did your dog *really* eat your homework? Digital communications, it makes my digit hurt. Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap... Dis Tag Stole From Da Gotfather's on Stash Disk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace Diskette Organizer?... What's that? Disney girls and fantasy world... DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE! Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented? Do not remove this tag under penalty of law Do not remove this tag! Do you like me for may Brains or my Baud? Do you steal taglines too? Do you think binary? 0 or 1? Doc files-We dont need no stinkin'.doc files Doc King. USN. Semper Fi! Docs? What docs? I don't remember seeing any docs! Documentation is for people who can't read. Does electrons flow? or walk? Does Pi make sense to you? Doin' the TAGLINE STRIP ! Don't "push." "Re-engineer" it instead. :-) Don't ask me, I just work here. Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go! Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.! Don't drink and park, accidents cause people Don't drink and write taglines Don't force it, use a BIGGER hammer! Don't judge a book by its movie Don't just sit there. Do something. Don't look at me! I'm A Generic Tagline Don't make 'em like they used to, thank God Don't mind me, I'm just passing through. Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn. Don't worry, send money! Don't you just LOVE these little machines?? DREAM: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing DREAM: Just testing my brain!! zzzzzzzzzz Dreams are true while they last. DSZ DOCUMENTATION Is An Oxymoron Ducking Quickly behind MarkMail Door... Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes! Duplicate or blank Taglines 0 Efficency == (Speed * Size * $) Cubed Electricians are live wires! Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!! Emily, I dreamed I ran an inn in Vermont... emit elttil os ,segassem ynam oS Even small candles are brighter in the dark. Ever eat your words? Some parts are edible. Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ? Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every DESQ with a view! Every thread needs a needle Everybody lies about bad sex!! Robert A. Hienlein Everyone is entitled to my own opinion Everyone Out for Volleyball in 10 Minutes! Everything is relative, including this Everything starts as somebody's daydream. EXCESS is the key to enjoying life! Experience is finding mistakes you make again Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice! Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that dam bug at? EZ, I'd rather fight than switch! ez-reader on day off...the joys of June Fact. Stranger than any science fiction. Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's Familiarity breeds contempt- and children. Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it". Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!! FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO! Features should be discovered, not documented Feel free to publish this TagLine. It's Stolen Few children fear water unless soap's added Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fight War Not Wars! First, we'll kill all the programmers Floggings will continue til morale improves Foat Wuth...I Luv Yew!!! For adult education, nothing beats children For some Reason, reality is an illusion. For some, reality is an illusion. For What It's Worth. Ford - fixed or repaired daily. :-) Ford - Found on roadside dead. :-) FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily. [grin] Forgive me father for I have syned Fort Worth...Where the West Begins! Freddy Kruger lives in your CPU Stack, ....Nightie Freedom is Expensive, but worth it! Freedom is something we take for granted. Friction can be a drag sometimes. Friends come and go, enemies agglomerate Friends don't let friends pay retail. Friends warm the world with Happiness From Disk and all of the little Diskettes Further, higher, faster, onward, upward... Game Blaster is NOT Adlib compatible. Genius is the power of lighting one's own fire. George Bush - the EDLIN of Presidents ! Get a USR It leaves the others behind. Give me water, and I'll burn it up Give up, you'll only live til you die. God heals, and the doctors take the fee GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!! Good Tags never die, They just get Sniped Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Government for one, to hell with majority! Grandma got run over by a reindeer..... Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance Grass is nature's way of saying "High!" Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks. Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up. Greed is the Walton's having another child Gun Control-- Being able to hit the Target! Halitosis is better than no breath at all. Happyness is Killing Orcs Hard Drive backup??? Who me....... Hare Krishna Hare 4DOS Have an Electrician Check Your Shorts Have you counted your Legos lately? Have you ever danced with the devil? Have you hugged your modem today? Have You Hugged Your Sysop Today? Have You Snaged Your SYSOPS Tag Today, Then Snipit He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. HE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly. He married me for my tag lines. He nust have made a macro of my signature He who lives by the sword laughs last. He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet! Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent. Heh! I'll get you and your little dog, too! YA! com o PC, o Wc sofre concorrencia "A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass" "All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson "and the continuing saga of the sticky heads" "Better know nothing than half-know many things." "Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by Chuck F. "C++" should have been called "D". "Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus" "Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo" "Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb. "Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan "First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin" "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn" "Hello World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... "Impossible! That is not good French." N.B. "It's not IF you hard drive crashes but WHEN!" "LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY" "Look at all the indians!" - G. Custer "People fear *most* what they understand *least*" "Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!" "Round up the usual suspects!" "Severe Memory Limitations" "Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives" "The Meek Don't Want It" "Trust me, I'm a consultant." "Where Am I?" "Why does it hurt when I pee?" "You can't close the door when the wall's caved in." 'Cause It's A Mystery! - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? - Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. - Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud. -- Attention!! Modem addict on the lOOse ..my couch potato routine honed to perfection .ASM programmers drive stick shifts. 1200 bps used to seem so fast 2+2=4 (for the time being). 6 x 9 = 42 base 13 98% of all statistics are useless. :-) I forget what I was going to say << Registration number coming soon! >> <<-- WARNING! Do NOT push this button! Exit Talk to me HAL !! A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer A closed mouth gathers no feet. A computer a day..... A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<< A day without sunshine is like night. A dirty book is seldom dusty A Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back A friend in need is a pain in the neck. A friend in need is a pest indeed. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste. A little a'disk & a little a'dat A little greed can get you lots of stuff A little LAN will do it! A little red button awaits to be pushed ! A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. A mind is a terrible thing to taste A mind is a terrible thing to...err...Hmmm? A Paradox May be Paradoctored. a point of view is a matter of perspective... A QWK a day means you're offline! A single fact can spoil a good argument A tagline is a terrible thing to waste A Woman a day keeps the Wife away A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. Abstinence should be practiced with modulation Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt! Acid rain dissolves styrofoam. Actions speak louder than coaches. Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!! Advice is usually worth what it cost. Age can be beautifull as long as it works!!!! Agreement: The basis of reality and culture. Ah shucks it works - darn it! Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It. Aha! another "undocumented feature"! Ahh - a desq with a view! Ai Mate, Capt'n J.P. Jones Here! All generalizations are false. All Good Things Come In Numbers . . . All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" Alone at last! Always remember: look before you leap! Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day Am I hallucinating or something?? An "expert" is anyone from out of town. An optimist is a guy without much experience an xplaination... Anarchy is against the law. And he disappeared in a puff of logic. And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson* and I'll show you the prints of Wales And now for something completely different. And remember kids, DON'T try this at home! And so it goes... And they said it couldn't be done. And what else floats.....? And you thought BATS were just for Baseball! Announcing the SHOGSORPOP! Send $15.95 to... Another brilliant mind ruined by JH. Another empty space Antidisestablishmentarianism!! Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE. Anyone got a good TAGLINE for me ? Anyone wanna buy some used Malathion? Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*? Are you SURE it's plugged in? Arnolt devor thosoph teron dubonic bashovisky? As the Iron Curtain rusts... Aspirins give me a headache. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. At least egotists don't talk about other people Attention! This Is The POSYS, My Tags been Snaged Attention!! Modem addict on the lOOse Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX! Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiancŠ free Back to taxation without representation.. Baseball has been bery bery gooood to me. BBSing is a Maalox Moment. Be a good consumer; ask, complain, choose! Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be sure to practice safe hex... Use an Eraser Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!! Been a long time since I rock an' rolled Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law. Ben Franklin wasn't the ONLY one lightning got Better is the enemy of good enough Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Heisenberg might have been here Hello sailor Hello World !! Help A Derelict Democrat Get A New Job On Nov 12 Help cure dreaded Computer Addiction:send software Help me if you can I'm feelin' dooown . . . Help reduce junk mail. Send personal messages Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike HELP!! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died... Help..I Need SomeBODY!!! Here Tag! C'mon Tag! Good Tag...good boy! Here we go again Hey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in! Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree! HEY! Stop reading me!!! Hey!!!....This is not my dad's TAGLINE!!! Hmmmm what's this red butto¹»ÆºÃNO CARRIER Home of the Pig Stye Honest honey, I was at the office! Honk if you love peace and quiet. How do I spell "relief"? E-X-L-A-X. How do these taglines work again? How to tune a ukulele: My DOS has fleas How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it! Hum be doo wap bap boo da doo bop bop bop dop Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** fault. Humility is no substitue for a good personality! Hummmm, I had a tagline when I came in here I 'C' said the blind man. I am an atheist still. ......Thank God! I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally. I am going to live forever, or die trying! I am in total control, but don't tell my husband. I am in total control, but don't tell my WIFE. I am the Passion; I am the Warfare. I brake for Unicorns. I can resist everything except temptation. I can't remember if I used to know that. I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP I come from a long line of progenitors. I confess! I've been peeing in the sink! I don't call 911. I don't do Mondays!! I don't do mornings... I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. I don't know, but it happened. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, toto! I don't want to play coach - we're losing.. I dont read these either... I drink, therefore I am. I Forgot To Add A Tagline I had a tagline when I came in here I HATE call waitinÌÚ᮲NO CARRIER I hate my tagline! I know a heartache when I see one. I laugh at "paid programs" I liked that one I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away I may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet I may be SynThetic, But, ...I'm not sutpid. I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo I only drink when I'm alone or with someone. I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go... I own Seagates, want to make something of it? I prefer a bottle in front of me I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused I see another red eyed morning coming. I should have BBSed all night... I stole this tagline from someone else! I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me. I sure do love those BBS's. I used to have a life; now I have RelayNet. I wave my private parts at your auntie I will choose Freewill - Rush I wish humans would leave me alone! Arc, Arc I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing. I wish someone would steal this tagline. I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared... I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law! I'd rather be bicycling. I'd rather be lucky than good anyday!... I'de enjoy the ride, If I knew what it was? I'll byte your bits if you'll nibble my words I'll do it when I remember what it was! I'll get you yet, you kwazy wabbit ! I'll have this one, one more and another I'll never forget Ummm, ....What's-Her-Name? I'll never forget what's-his-name. I'll try anything once too often I'm apathetic and I don't care. I'm back!!!!!!! I'm fixin a hole where the rain gets out. I'm going to dread one day at a time. I'm innocent and haven't been read my rights! I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met. I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age I'm not tense, just terribly alert. I'm on the Bleeding Edge of Technology! I'm pink, therefore I'm spam. I'm running out of tagline materials! Help! I'm SO confused!!! I'm still searching for myself. I'm thinking! I'm thinking! I've fallen out and I can't get in! IBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable. IBM: U can buy better, but U can't pay more if (output == CRAP) eat_words(); If horses had wishes we'd all make,..Combustibles If I had a nickel for every bug... If I where two faced, would I wear this one? If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is! If It doesn't matter, and what if it did? If it itches - Stroke it!.....It might Work. if it works! Don't fix it! If it's 04/14/90, we must be in Sandy Eggo. If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy. If it's working PLEASE ...Don't make Love to it!!! If that's the way you want to be about it ... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If variety = Spice/Life. Make mine milk. If we could pool our Group Dynamics... If wishes were fishes we'd all be in stitches. If you act enthusiastic, you'll be .......... If you can't be right, at least be careful If You Care Enough to Steal the very Best, Snipit If you don't like what I say, don't read your tag If you don't vote for me I'll kill you all. If you hear an Onion ring Please.... answer it! If you knew it, when did you know you knew? If you REALLY must stay, please leave If You Say Nothing, No One Will Repeat It If you're not there, don't ANSWER! IfYouCanReadThisYourSpecksAreBetterThanMine Ignorance is not always Bliss! Illigitimus Non Carborundum. In search for the perfect comm program... In the end, Gravity Wins -- Dolly Parton. In the end, there can be only one! In the End, There can only be Telix, EZR, and DSZ In your EZ-Reader config. Specify BUGS = OFF include Inquiring minds want to know. Insanity is hereditary -- from your kids. Instant swimmer. Just add water. INTEL would've flunked Computer Architecture 101! INVALID COMMAND.COM- USE 4DOS SYSTEM HALTED Is a Hard Drive a transcontinental auto trip? Is it a crime to be illiterate?! Is it Friday, yet? Is it live or is it an image? Is it still Monday?!? Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is that MURPHY perched on my shoulder??? Is the lack of a tagline a tagline in itself? Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe? ARCARC Is virus a 'micro' organism? It helps if you plug it in. It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!! It seems to be uncontaminated by cheese. It was casual to the most obvious observer.. It works better if you plug it in! It's 00:00 GMT. Do you know where your AMIGA is? It's 12:24 am. Do you know where *YOU* are? It's 25:00! Do you know where I am? It's a notable exception.. It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it. It's another fine mess you got us into, Ollie It's been a business doing pleasure with you It's kind of fun to Consummate the Impossible. It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland either. It's not for me to say... It's not just reality that matters. It's not lost, I'm just unsure of it's position It's only rock and roll but I like it Its a dog's life -how lucky they are! Its been a Murphy day all week long.Sigh! Its not the act but the word is the test... Japenese is strange. I Kana understand it. John Hancock - - Where arrrrre you? John Hancock is where it's at! John Hancock..when you want to send the very best! Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot. Just 'cause it won't work YOU think its buggy Just a moment.. I have another call.. JUST DO IT!! Just do it...explore the possibilities!!! Just how high can you throw that thing? Just let me hear some of that Rock and Roll.. Just passing through. Just Robocommin' Around!!! Just say no! (To IBM) Just trying out a new thing or two ... Keep only those you like, cancel anytime !!! Keep your hands on the keyboard... Kempo means never having to say your sorry! Kill them all--God will know his own! Klatu! Varada Nicto! ==== Getum Big Fellow!! Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true! Knock, Knock, Who is there? Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg. Ladies with an attitude. laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI LAN Users Get more Connections Last minute is always the most productive! Last one out turn on the UPS. last_laugh = gloat(); Late Roman score -Lions=3 Christians=1 LATER..........AS IN MUCH!! Le Future, C'est C! Learn something NEW today! Let the user debug it! Let's have a Matriculation Orgy! Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. Lie: The program is bug free. Life goes on day after day [after day]... Life is anything that dies when you stomp it. Life is best done awake. Life is short, eat dessert first!! Life is too short to dance with ugly women. Life's a bitch and then you die.... Life's short, eat dessert first!!! Life: ....Is anything that dies when you stomp it. Lifes a BEACH in SANDY EGGO! Lightning & elephants do as they damn please! Like it? Wanna buy it? Like/head/wall/banging/feels/good/when/stop/ Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits... Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain... Live (?) from New York . . . Locks only keep honest people out. Look at the world through DOS eyes! Looking for Love? Adopt a pet! Love comes to you, and then after... Luck: A matter of preparation meeting opportunity. Macho Programmers Use Edlin. Make my day. Kill a GUI today. Making tomorrow's mistakes today! Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts. Mathematicians take it to the limit. Me a stranger, Nah.. Just a friend you havn't met. me gently with a chainsaw! Me, Indecisive? Humm, I'm not so sure about that. Mediocre is as mediocre does. Just average. Memory ... now where did I put my memory? Memory is a thing we forget with. Memory is the first to go--thank goodness! MIDI this, he said, pulling down his.... Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !! Missed it by THAT much. Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone! Monday is a bad way to spend 1/7 of your life MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI More taglines coming soon... Mother Nature didn't plan on Human nature Mr Sulu, set course for the HST Zone, warp 14400. Multitasking:Hanging up more than one program Murphy's Law needs to be vetoed!!! My computer just won't stop talking. my couch potato routine honed to perfection My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore my first Ez-reader reply! My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake! My hovercraft is full of eels My kingdom for a unique tagine! My lucky colour just faded. My Mom took my taglines away for a month! My mother-in-law is an alien. My nipples explode with delight! My other computer is a HAL 9000! My other tagline is better. Really! My other tagline is on a bumper sticker My other tagline stolen at nodeid my tagline is off topic My taglines are original. I am a copy. My Taglines Original. ....It's Zeroxed. My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time! N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself Nature always sides with the hidden flaw Net mail, now where did my opener go.. Never a dull moment! Never program and drink beer at the same time Never say never again Never trust a computer you cannot carry. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire. New Ez-reader user and my phone is free! New ez-reader user tech support welcomed! New Hayes AT command: AT ET = Phone Home. No Bermuda vacation...the bridge is out. no big deal No matter what the subject, it's money. No matter where you are there you are... No offense intended in anything above! No problemo no problemo No special reason, just government policy No Strippa Da Tagline !! no tagline needed. Nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition! NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation! Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! Nosy bugger, ain't I? Not a bug - an undocumented feature!! Not ready, error reading user's mind. Nothing behind you matters Nothing is foolproof. Fools are too ingenious. Notice!! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? Now is the time for all good men Now that there's your FIRST problem, Pilgrim! Now then, was that funny or WHAT? Now with the added power of Platformate. Nuclear clock stands at five mins to midnite Nuclear clock stands at T - 5 minutes nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more Nuke it till' it glows. Nurses make it all better OBVIOUSLY a Norton fan!! Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind! Official tag line area. Oh give me a cray... Where the numbers play.. Oh say can you C...(at dawn's early light) Oh!! You been smoking that STUFF again, ummm? OK!!...I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's Ok, Lets Turn Up the Heat A Little!!! Old programmers never die, they get updated! Omen The only Way to MOBY! On a clear disk you can seek forever! On the Bleeding Edge of Technology..... On the raw edge of reality I stood . . On the trailing edge on technology Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!! once i add stealth technology to my HST! Once in a while you can get shown the light One man's trash is another man's treasure One planet is all you get! One size fits all is a lie. One step forward, two steps back... Online time is fine! Only one chance to make a first impression! Onward with ez-reader. Is my tie on straight? OOPS! I stepped in something, ..... GUI Open a hailing frequency... Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationall Open my eyes, that I may see... Open Roads....Open Minds. Open the pod bay doors please, Hal. Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker OS/2...half an operating system! Ouch! And I mean it. Our patience will achieve more than force Outta the way, ya knuckleheads! Overweight just sort of snacks up on you. Paranoia is heightened awareness!! pardon me.. I have been smoking DSZ docs! Park the HD? As in moving it from D to P? Partition your hard drive with Disk Devastater Partition your hard drive with Disk Mangler. Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks. Peanut Butter & Taglines: One Great Taste. People who live in glass houses shouldn't. People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy Persist: the greatest effort's not enough. Pets are it! Philosophy is the root of all things. PKWARE: "The Data Compression Experts" (tm) Place Your Ad Here Plankton lobiest: "Nuke the whales!" Play it Again, Sam Please check your firearm at the door. Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate Please, Mr. Wizard! Which way is the Byteroom? POKER - The game of the GODS! Politics is no exact science Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only! Premium Notice: ......The check is in the mail! Press [Ctrl][Alt][Del] to continue. primum non nocere Primum Non Nocere Problem: My #VARIABLE# doesn't want to. Production is the basis of morale. Profanity, the language computerists know. Profanity, The Language of Computer Professionals. Programmers do it with their fingers. Programs are just people in disguise. Progress is made on alternate Fridays. Protect data from prying eyes: randomize it! PS. I'm a quiche-eating Pascal person! Pssst, hey BUDDY, have I got a deal for YOU!! Psst, Buddy! Wanna buy some FL swamp land? R/O capable (this is a BASIC tag-line!) RAID - - Kills bugs DEAD !!! Reach out & touch someone....OUCH!!!!! Read the docs?? Wow, what a RADICAL concept !! Read. You may learn someting!!! Reading takes time. It's FUNNER on RIME. Reading, writing. Who cares about arithmetic? Real men write self-modifying code Real Programmers Collect Lint. Real Programmers Don't Write Games! REAL Robocommies don't eat quiche Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. Reality is frequently inaccurate Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh. Reality is when it happens to you. Reality? Nope, not for me, ...It makes me laugh. Reality? Yeah . . I sorta remember that . . . Reduce brain fat. Eat moral fiber. Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes Remember to never split an infinitive. Remember when SI= 60, Sigh, Now It's 2 Remember, we're all counting on you! Remember, wherever you go, there you are. RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly. Research: Doing battle with ignorance. Reversals are coming! Revlon effect:Our only service is lip service Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out! ROBOCOMM IT!!!! Robocommies do it with EZ-READER ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually. Run away! Run away! Run away! Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians! Safety Harbor Institute of Technology Satisfied registered user of Telix v3.12 Save a tree-Eat a beaver! SAVE THE NOCTURNALS! Save the planet from disaster -- Replicate Schizophrenic? I'm bleedin' Quadrophenic Scruples are best with garlic butter. Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. Searching for help in all the right places SEEK Error Reading Drive C: Selamat Datang! Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish) She turned me into a newt! I got better... Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams . . . Short attention span tagline Short-hop to Johnson, bobbles it, over to 1st...Safe! Show me something built to last SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute Sitting here with my BUFFER open!!! Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust Skating away on the thin ice of a new day Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives Sleazegate and Disk Mangler - What a pair! Smile! It makes people wonder! Smoking manuals is dangerous to your health. So I wing it w/the Encyclopedia Britannica. So many BBSs, so little time! So many messages, So little time! So who did frame Roger Rabbit? So who's idea was it to let AKC do SPCA's job SOB:Sitting on Branch;FOB:Falling off Branch Soccer is a good sport! Just don't SOCK-HER! Solution: A more subtle problem. Some men are discovered. Others are found out Some people just don't know when to quit SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! My Keyboard Died!!! Somebody keeps changing the rules. Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!! Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer... Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty Stamp it and ship it. STARK RAVING SOBER Statements here are NOT those of the Posys... Statements here are not those of the Sysop... Step on it before it gets the children! Steroids, the breakfast of champions STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP...park ELSEWHERE Such a long long time to be gone Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you. Support the economy: Buy a Hyundai! Surf's up! Tag line under construction. Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order. Tagline goes here - Use your imagination! Tagline, I don't need no stinking tagline! Tagline: Universal wisdom in 45 bytes. Tagline? Where? What is a tagline, anyways? Taglines - can't live with 'em . . . TagLines are a figment of your imagination. Taglines...the electronic "bumper snicker"... Take no prisoners, we can't feed them. Take time to listen... Take Your Mouse to lunch Today! Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin. Talent is as talent does. Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. Teachers do it......but forgot how!!! Teachers would do it....but forgot how!! TechnoBabble - Requires BS to understand!!! TechnoBabble, the language of choice! Technology is so technological Telix users are worth their SALT. That Ain't My Wife. ......She's My Sysop That's funny, you don't LOOK Druish.... That's not a bug! It's supposed to do that!---->* That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either! The "HELL" you say... The banner bore a single word: Excelsior! The beatings will continue utill moral improves The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past The cavalry is late The circus is in town. The crulest lies are often told in silence The Cursed Cursor curses and having cursed... The darn thing works better if you plug it in The early worm deserves the bird The faster I codes, the behinder I gets! The fungus can destroy even the notebook The future isn't what it used to be The Greatest of Faults Is To Be Conscious of None The lunatic types on . . . The man who has everything should be quarantined. The most perfect day to do *ANY* job is tomorrow!! The name is Bond -- James Bond the new,inexperienced new kid on the block The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying. The ocean is the ultimate solution. The only brain-dead 286 chips are made by Intel... The people all know, Everyone's doin'that rag The phone's tapped anyway. The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull! The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday. The rules stay the same, the game changes. The scenery only changes for the lead dog. The secret is in the rinse cycle. The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying! The State: friend to all, enemy of each one. The Tagline of Tommorrow............Today! The world is a stage with no audience. There are no answers, only cross-references. There's a lesson in there somewhere. There's sumpthin' bigger than Phil!! There's that strange noise from the drive again... Things equal to nothing, are always equal Things get worse under pressure This car only needs _minor_ repairs ... This is a confidential tagline. This is a parapsycic tagline.... This is a sample tagline. Ignore it. This is an ex-parrot! This is home - This is mean street This is meaningless ... This Is My Tagline. Go Steal Your Own! This past week have all been Murphy days.Sigh This sentence is false. This space for rent. This space formerly used by a tagline. This statement is a lie. This tag is copyrighted, sorry. this tag wastes your time and mine... This tagline deleted. This tagline intentionally left blank This tagline is 100% EZ-Reader compatible!!!!! This Tagline is a figment of your intelligence This TagLine is Closed for Remodeling This tagline is encouraged where prohibited This tagline is firmly etched in Jello! This tagline to be removed only by consumer This tagline will selfdestruct in 10 seconds! This world aint fit for *US* decent folks! ThistaglineiscompressedbyPKZ1.199%. Thought is action in rehearsal Til we cross-references again..... Time is an illusion. Lunch-time doubly so. Time: A descending scale of intelligence. tin cans and a string.... To add a tagline or not add a tagline . . . To Boldly Probe Where No Man Has Probed Before!!! To each his bone. To each his clone! To err is human, but sometimes so devine! To err is human, to forgive is unthinkable. To go where no man has gone before......... Today is the last day of your life, so far. Today is tomorrow's yesterday. Too many bells and whistles Too many boards, not enough phone lines. Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL, Mae West Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. Toto, I don't think that we're in Kansas anymore Trade ya' some MIPs for some MegaFlops! Trombonists do it with better positions. Truth is the last thing folks want to hear. Try Clarion for REAL database Development!! Try Your Best, Then Steal The Rest, .....Snipit TTYL.... FIRST tunes in the distance... Turbo Pascal my true speech pattern Turn down your air guitar. Turn it up!! Turn it up!!, Louder! Now I can't hear you! Turn the sucker over, and whack it! Twas Brillig and the Slithy Toves... Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity Two's company, three's the result! Ugly fellas get the girl! Uhmmmmm, I forget what You were going to say? Undocumented features will rule the Earth. Unify the world; be ZIP compatible! Use Raid. Stops bugs dead! Use undiluted Lint for clean programs. Use your tag line today! uSER was seen where on Saturday? Users are *my* nightmare users to actually hear ansi music Virtue is its own punishment. Vivisection is a crime:unless you use a mime void atexit("Jump in a lake!"); Vote Libertarian! Voyage of the Acolyte Walls impede my progress. Wana know what they say about you, .....Hummm... Wanna buy that bus for my baby some day... wanta' see me pull a rabbit outa' my hat?? Was it as good for you, as it was for me??? Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id? Was that an African or European swallow? Wasn't EZ-Reader a child's 1st Grade Tutorial. Watch out for those offensive speed humps! Water Polo - a REAL contact sport We apply ourselves to perfection of That. We are having technical difficulties We have the ANSWER? ..Now! What is the question? We now return control of your brain ..CokeControl We now return Control of your Modem to you.... We tortured the data until it confessed. We've gone too far now, we can never go back! Welcome My Friend! Welcome To LaMachine! Welcome to My Electronic Blunderland Well, I'm off to D/L a file...Wish me luck. What a long strange trip its been What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it What alignment am I? Chaotic-confused! What am I doing here, anyway? What are you looking down here for? What Are You Looking For? There's Nothing's Here! What goes around, comes abound What goes around, Humm, is usually a real DRIP! What goes in is not always what comes out!!! What I need is a faster modem? What me worry? I read relay mail. What problem are we trying to solve here? What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines! What!!! ..... Me Recompile? What's a tagline What's another word for Thesaurus? What's this button do? Click! Poof!!# $ $%? WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat? Whats a Tag Line ?? What`s tennis without a racket? When all else fails, read the docs. When all else fails, unZIP the .DOC files. When in doubt, be positive, mumble loud! When in doubt, form a committee When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del. when in doubt, sell it! When you BARELY have time to call the very best! When you're really in doubt, press RESET. When your work SPEAKS for itself. .......Run Where ever Yugo, I go. Where's the ANY key? Wherever Yugo, I go... While the lunatic dreams the Earth changes. Who has been fooling around with my computer? Who is to guard the guards themselves? Who knows? Who cares? Who votes? Who put the fly in Mrs. Murphy's chowder? Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'? WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?! Who started this tagline business, anyway? Who watches the Watchmen? Who's to bless and who's to blame? Who...Me? Just as soon as I check the BBS Why are love and relationships so confusing? Why do backups fail when you need them? Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones Why do your backups fail when you need them? Why is it that the best taglines are too lon Why use anything but Telix for communications Windows open and let the bugs in. With a name like SNAPPER it's gotta be good Without Waves there would be no change Wolfgang's Third Law: It can't work. Won't work? Do you have a problem with that? Work is the curse of the partying classes! Wow... Did you just see that USR go by?¨­! Write complaint legibly in this box: [] Writing to Washington won't help Ä he's dead! Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything! Yankee by birth, Texan by choice! Yes, I do Windows (3.0)... Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt! Yesturday I kudknot spel engeneere now I r one. Yet Another D**n Yankee Yet Another D**n Yankee, ........From Miami!!! You are only as good as everyone else thinks ! You can't call PTL NOW, - I'm downloading! You cannot fathom the consciousness of a leaf. You don't have a AMIGA yet?!?!? You know what they say about that... You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia. You've been smoking that stuff again, uh? Your $500,000 is in the mail. (Wait 14 days) Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting. Your punishment, Barbarella, is Tom Heydan! YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP! ZZZZZZZ This Tagline is taking a nap ZZZZZZZ