"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"A vow of silence, That's very interesting. Tell me about it."
"All true wisdom is found in taglines."
"And slowly but surely they drew their plans against us."
"Bother" said Pooh when his pirate SKY card went down.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a gang of teenage thugs beat him to death.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed over the dog.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he buggered the Pope.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cheated on his wife.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ejaculated prematurely.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked a policemans pocket.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the main road.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put his fingers in the mains socket.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slashed all the tyres.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sneezed his 6 quids worth over the floor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled in his strait jacket.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swung from the noose.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he weakened the Bunji-rope.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his handbrake-turn didn't come off as expected.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his mistress' husband came home.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his trigger finger tired.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dark wet patch spread out from his crotch
"Bother," said Pooh, as the heart bypass operation failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad knocked down his front door.
"Bother," said Pooh, more from force of habit than anything else.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of anything new.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found Tigger stoned on his hash
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised his wife had cleaned him out.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the needle missed the vein.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the vice squad found his collection of JPGs.
"But, I DO know everything." - Q.
"Computer, End program." - Barkley
"Deja vu" - The feeling you've fixed this bug before.
"DOOM ", said Pooh, and Slaughtered Christopher Robin with a chainsaw
"Good Enough" is the death knell of progress.
"Hello... Incontinence Hotline" "Can you hold please?".
"Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein
"I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them" - Asimov
"I yam Popeye o'de Borg.  Preparez ta be askimiligrated."
"I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please."
"If Speed Kills, Then Windows(tm) Users May Live Forever!"
"It was obvious, the joke was lethal. No one could read it and live."
"KRYTEN, UNPACK RACHEL AND GET OUT THE PUNCTURE REPAIR KIT -  I'M ALIVE!"
"Outer hull breach! - Someone get some cellotape."
"Please do not read this tagline again."
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It would mean changing the bulb"
"Take my Worf--please." -Data
"The actual chances of it blowing are about one in..." <BOOM>
"Things too stupid to be spoken are sung."
"Vamoose you little varmit!" - Data:"A Fistfull of Datas"
"Watch out for that slicing machine," said Tom disarmingly.
"Watch out for that slicing machine," said Tom, disarmingly.
"What is about L'waxana Troi that makes me melt."
"You summoned me, Captain?!" said Earl Grey, hotly.
'Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?'
'Jungle is a load of trees'
'Mr.Worf, show these children the airlock' - Picard
(((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
* <-Tribble  # <-Tribble after Borg assimilation.
*ESKIMO PROVERB*:He who hesitates is FROST!
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
0x2B | ~0x2B   -Hamlet
100 ways to skin a cat, #19: A wire brush.
100 ways to skin a cat, #1: A car and a long rope.
100 ways to skin a cat, #25: An electric razor.
100 ways to skin a cat, #33: An Epie Lady.
100 ways to skin a cat, #35: A disk drive.
100 ways to skin a cat, #4: A blunt razor.
100 ways to skin a cat, #52: A hot oven.
100 ways to skin a cat, #54: Not wax.
100 ways to skin a cat, #64: Sand paper.
100 ways to skin a cat, #73: A potato peeler.
100 ways to skin a cat, #83: A deep fat frier.
100 ways to skin a cat, #87: An orbital sander.
100 ways to skin a cat, #99: A cheese grater.
100 ways to skin a cat, #9: A large dog.
50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088.
640K should be enough for anyone. -Bill Gates
98 percent of people who are constipated don't give a s**t.
\|/,  \|/,  ___. \|/,   Guess which hedgehog tried to cross the road..
`Drink up.  The worlds about to end.'
A .44 Magnum beats four aces.
A 2400 baud modem makes you want to get out and push!
A big enough hammer fixes anything
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
A bird in the hand does it on your wrist.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer
A closed mouth gathers no feet...
A computer solves problems you never had without it.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A fool and his money soon become a sysop..
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.
A horse may be forced to drink but a pencil must be lead.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
A mistake is somehting only a virgin and a skydiver can make once
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A penny for your thoughts...£200 to act it out.
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is.
A phaser is the universal communicator. þ Worf
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
Ability gets you to the top if your boss does'nt have a daughter.
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time, is the dog.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Ack! My soap has real lemon & my lemonade is artificial
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
Ahh, I see you have a machine that goes.... BING!
All general statements are false.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All roads lead to where we stand
All taglines are busy... One will be with you shortly.
All you people, dropping like flies.
All's well that ends well.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Amiga: No Intel Inside.
Amiga: The computer for the creative mind.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7...
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows...
And all the Borg left was this darn Macintosh...
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone...
And only the wounded remain, the generals have all left the game.
And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
And this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
And what's more I absolutely DEFY you not to read this Tagline.
AndIfixedthatproblemwiththespacebar.Ohbugger
Another satisfied customer. We ought to have him stuffed....
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
April Fools! You're really in a holodeck simulation!
Are parttime band leaders semi-conductors?
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
ASCII stupid question. Get a stupid ANSI
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
Avoid cliches like the plague - they're a dime a dozen.
Avoid life - It'll kill you in the end.
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander.
Backup not found: Abort, Retry, Massive heart failure?
Bad dog..leave that wire alone.....@$^**(^&
Bagpipe - a flute built to government specs...
Bald spot?  No -- solar panel for brain power
Be bold. Be winsome. Be wildly tender.
Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Become a gynacologist, look up a friend today.
Been there, done that, got mugged.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Begin the day with a friendly voice.
Being a pain in the ass is a perogative of the creative mind
Bet you can't stop reading here <---                     I knew it...
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo!
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts.
Beware! The end is... <aaarrgh!>
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed.
BOO....  It's your subconcious talking!
BORG spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.
Brain Disengaged. Call Back Tomorrow.
Brain in gear before mouth in motion.
But I thought *YOU* did the backups.
But I was was born here just like you!
By the time I think I've got the answer I've forgotten the question.
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'?
Can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.
Cardassian Cable : 4 channels? No! We have *5* channels!
Cats go "woof!" if you dowse them with petrol first.
CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation.
Change is inevitable... except from a vending machine!
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Charity: a thing that begins at home and usually stays there.
Chastity: The mose unnatural of sexual perversions.
cheese is milk's great leap towards immortality.
Classified Tag Line - Please Enter Password: ###########
Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines!
Cole's Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.
Common sense is not very common.
Computer nerd, and *proud* of it!
Computer problems?.....Then come to sledgehammers are us!!!
Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh
Copying of this tagline is prohibited by law.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Crayons can take you more places than starships.
Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is illegal?
Cross-country skiing is great in small countries.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the vacuum cleaner!
Curiosity killed the cat, or was it a 12 year old with a microwave?
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt.
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Data, I though you were dead!"    "I rebooted, Captain."
Dead people are cool
Dead people are cool.
Death is hereditary.
Defeat is worse than death since you have to live with it.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you heard this bull somewhere before.
Democracy: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch.
Deny thy father and forget thy tagline.
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Device NIL: is full. (R)etry (C)ancel (G)uru ?
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Does anybody know what's going on?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Don't ask me - I was hired for my looks.
Don't play "stupid" with me...I'm better at it!
Don't put more effort into things than they require.
Don't talk to me about gravity. It just gets me down.
Don't torture yourself - that's my job.
Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
DOS Viruscan initated -- Windows found: Delete?  (Y/y)
Dreadful.  Truly dreadful.  But you love it, don't you?
DREAM: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing.
Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
Earth 98 <float>ull...delete politicians ? (Y/y)
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
Error 99 - CPU too tired to continue...
Error closing TROUSER.ZIP - Replace floppy and retry.
Error getting tag from tagfile!
Even my mouse has big balls.
Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
Every person you meet knows something you don't.
Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Every time I have an answer, someone changes the question.
Everybody has a right to pronounce foreign names as he chooses.
Everybody, stay calm.
Exercise daily.  Eat wisely.  Die anyway.
Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Feature : BUG with seniority.
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not Commander Riker!
For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
For Sale:  Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work
Forecast for tonight: Dark.
Forgive your enemies. But hit them a few times first.
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
Get me some coffee and then ask again in ten minutes.
Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does!
Go ahead, steal my tagline...everyone else does!
God doesn't exist. I know, I've been there.
Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !!
Grab them by the balls; their hearts and minds will follow.
Grandchildren--God's reward for not killing your kids!
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
Groucho Borg:  "That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated..."
Grow you own dope, plant a politician!
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Guru Meditation #8100000F.45676FC0, not enough beer.
Hackers do it till dawn.
HANGING - An early form of bungee jumping, practiced in the old west.
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!
Have an electrician check your shorts.
Have you hugged your modem today?
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
He had but one eye and the popular prejudice runs in favour of two.
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
He who hesitates looses the parking spot.
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's dead, Jim.  Kick him if you don't believe me.
He's not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
Head: Device for finding chandeliers in the dark.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Hello dad...I'm in jail and I LIKE IT here!
Help the environment, recycle your PC.
Help! I've fallen and I can't get down! - James Brown
Here it comes, 11 o'clock, where can we go now?
Hey...there's somthing screwy going on around here.  -E. Fudd
Hindsight is an exact science.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Honesty is the best policy. Dishonesty is the second best policy.
House gets too cold in winter?  Buy a Pentium.
House gets too cold in Winter?Buy a pentium
How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide.
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
Humans are animals in search of the ultimate orgasm.
I *DId* rEaD tHE DoCS; ThaT'S WHy I'm conFuSeD!
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL,but don't tell the wife
I am Locutus of Borg; your tagline will be assimilated!
I am niether for nor against apathy.
I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I belong to no organized party - I am a democrat.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can't do algebra - but I've seen it done.
I didn't wake up grumpy this morning..... I let her sleep in.
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
I don't believe you have to be an idiot to get somewhere these days.
I don't call a kick in the knackers a result.
I don't delegate responsibility - I delegate blame.
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food.
I don't see anything that I want.
I dont have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
I feel like a sixteen year old... but my wife won't let me have one!
I feel so lonely, I'm too young to feel this old
I get up around seven, get out of bed around nine.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I had a blood test today, and failed!
I hate it when I've typed in a whole tag line, only to find it won't f
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
I like a quiet life, sun, sea, sand, modem ......
I like work.  I can sit and look at it for hours.
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery.
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I suppose MENSA was shut was it?
I think I have got my modem fixed now. I think it w
I think the phrase rhymes with "clucking bell".
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I thought genitalia was an Italian airline.
I understand the answers, the questions throw me.
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted
I will see it when I believe it.
I'd prefer the non smoking lifeboat please
I'd prefer the non smoking lifeboat please.
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
I'll try anything once too often.
I'm a modem'er and I'm OK, I post all night and I sleep all day.
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it.
I'm doing this for your own good.
I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met.
I'm not broke, I'm `finacially challenged'.
I'm not broke, I'm just badly bent.
I'm NOT paranoid!  Which one of my enemies told you this?
I'm not tense, just terribly alert!
I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
I'm running out of snappy comments.
I'm told that impotence is a rising problem in old age
I'm too stupid to know what I'm involved in.
I've given up reading books. It takes my mind off myself.
I've got a feeling inside of me, it's kind of strange, like a stormy sea.
I've got the taglines if you've got the time!
I've seen the procedure hundreds of times. - Qwark
IBM: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive.
If at first you don't succeed, call it MS-DOS 6.2
If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows NT.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
If at first you don't succeed... blame it on the computer.
If at first you don't suceed, try the switch marked "Power"
If at first you don't suceed, you're about normal.
If God wanted me to cook why did he invent restaurants?
If in doubt, whip it out...
IF IN DOUBT.WHIP IT OUT...
If it was easy, they'd send someone else.
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
If it works, Don't fix it: Unless you are a consultant.
If love is Blind, Lingerie makes great braille.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
If someone says "I`m expensive," believe them.
If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever.
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians!
If vegetarians eat vegetables,..beware of humanitarians!
If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you.
If you hate this tagline, call 999 and tell them about it!
If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it!
If you like this tagline, call 1-800-TAGS'R'US
If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
If you play with anything long enough it will break.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
If you're not confused, you're not thinking clearly.
If you're too old to learn, you were born so.
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
Illiterate?  Write for FREE HELP!
Illiterate? Write for free advice.
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.
Insufficient memory: add 4 megs and retry
Insufficient memory: get a bigger brain.
int MeaningOfLife(void) { return 42; }
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one?
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
It is important to keep an open mind, but not so your brains fall out
It is so much better to live rich than to die rich.
It is things like this that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
It works!  Now, if only I could remember what I did...
It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
It's good to talk - but not at 2400 baud
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
It's kinda fun to consummate the impossible.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
It's not worth it.  I'm going back to bed.
It's nothing....personal.
It's often cheaper to be forgotten than remembered.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's stupid to continue doing what doesn't work.
Jimi Hendrex's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Jimmy Hoffa is buried here ------> X
Join Taglines Anonymous.  We can help.
Just got a new car for my wife....Great Trade!
Just when you got it all figured out:  An UPGRADE!
Keep cool, stand in front of an open refrigerator.
Keyboard error, Hit <F1> to continue
Kids used to ask where they came from: now they tell you where to go.
Kin:  An affliction of the blood.
Knock firmly but softly.  I like soft firm knockers.
Knowledge is power.
KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time!
Ladies & gentleman - I have in my hand a copy of tonights top ten list
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Learn to watch everything, even with your eyes closed.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let the truth of love be lighted, let the love of truth shine clear.
Let them eat static!
Life is a bitch,some of the puppies are cute
Life is a series of rude awakenings
Life is just one BIG beta test cycle
Life's not passing me by, it's running me over!
Like Entropy, bugs can only be created, not destroyed.
Lions bite, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Listen, someone`s screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently.
Live a clean, healthy life and you will soon die of boredom.
Live within your income - even if you have to borrow to do so!
Locutous for Pontiac: Excitment is irrelivent.
Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here.
Look astonished when you break something, even if you meant to.
Look lady, I don't do Windows!
Low calorie breakfast, 3 Marlboro and 2 Coffees.
Magicians are a vanishing species.
Make a wish, it might come true.
Make it right before you make it faster.
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
May you live all the days of your life.
Maybe I'm nothing but a shadow on the wall.
Maybe... How much are you bribing me this time?
Me indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
Me? FAT?  No, just horizontially disproportionate...
Meditation is not what you think.
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to failure.
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Money can't buy happiness but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
MONEY TALKS ...   but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Monolith Autoplex: "My God! It's full of cars!"
Muffin the Mule is not a criminal offence !!!
Multitasking: Reading in the bathroom.
Multitasking?? But I only have one PC!
Mummy, Mummy, can I lick the bowl ? -- No, dear.  Flush it, like everybody else.
Must go. The kitten's stuck in the printer again.
My advice is worth exactly what you paid for it!
My Go this  amn keyboar  oesn't have any  's.
My head X-ray showed nothing.
My nextdoor neighbour is a police dog-handler,\nbut no-one can prove anything!
My system goes down more than a $10 whore
My wallet's cache is disabled.
My wife loves ME--it's the computer she hates!
Never believe what a computer tells you.
Never do today what you can delegate tomorrow.
Never drown a child head first: Trapped air toughens the meat.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
Never mind the star, get those bloody camels off the lawn!
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Nine out Ten Rotweillers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses!
No dear, I can't eat with the family, my computer gets lonely!
No matter how old you are, never be afraid to show the kitten within.
No matter what goes wrong, there's always somebody who knew it would.
No, Nurse. I said "Remove the patient's SPECTACLES."
No, you *can't* call 999 now.  I'm downloading my mail.
Nobody ever bet too much on a winning horse.
Nostalgia is OK... But it's not what it used to be
Not the best news, but it could've been worse!
Not tonight dear, I have a Modem!!!
Not tonight, dear.  I have a Modem.
Nothing works, and nobody cares.
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
Now that I've given up hope I feel much better...
Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of 'em.
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
Okay, I pulled the pin.  Now what?  Hey, where are you going?
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old computers make great boat anchors.
ONCE (wuns), adv: Enough.
One good turn gets most of the blanket.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
Only Amiga makes it possible.
Only God can make a random selection.
Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in . . . .
Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am.
OS/2 = Half an Operating System
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Our bikinis are exciting.They are simply the tops
Parking is such street sorrow.
Pedestrians come in two types: Quick or Dead.
Pentium: 1 + 1 = 1.9999999999999999999998217368762
Pentiums /can/ multitask - they compute and heat the house at the same time!
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high.
Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once.
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.
Please let me know if you did not receive this message.
Please save your burned out bulbs for me -- I'm building a darkroom.
POOH! Said Pooh, poking a stick at the sole of his left Reebok!!.
Poor mans bagpipes:Stuff cat under arm, pull legs and chew tail.
Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
Preserve wildlife...pickle a sysop !
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Read the docs?  What a RADICAL concept!
Read the fine print.
Real Programmers don't read manuals.
Reality is an illusion brought on by lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
Reality-ometer:  [\........]  Hmmph!  Thought so...
Really get stoned, drink wet cement.
Recommended: "The Sexual Problems Pop-up Book"
Resistance is futile, Persistance is MSDOS
Retreating? Hell no! We're just fighting in another direction.
Rimmer: 'Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.
Rule your mind or it will rule you.
Runtime Error:  Out of funny taglines!
Schizophrenia...nature's way of multitasking
Scotty! I've fallen and I can't beam up!!
Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable.
Sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks think about?
See that Fidonet, that's your Internet connection that is!
Self made men have one commen problem: They worshop their maker
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, the chances are you won't ether.
Sex may be better than logic, but you can't prove it.
She can't take much more of this Captain.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark
SHIN - Object used for finding furniture in the dark.
Shock me, say something intelligent!
Show me a good tagline... And I'll steal it.
Silly wabbit.....QWKs are for QWKidds.
Single tasking?  Just say no!
Skydiving...good 'till the last drop.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ....
Smash your bottle on the gravestone and live while you can
Smith & Wesson: the original point & click interface.
So many idiots... too few flame-throwers...
SOLVE the problem of disappearing Biros.  Use a pencil instead.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant!
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
Soooo... We are in Law Enforcment. -Worf-
Sorry, wrong number. -  Well why did you answer then?
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. On Sunday pray for crop failure!
Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge.
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
Spin my nipplenuts and send me to ALASKA!
Spock, I though you were dead!"    "I rebooted, Captain."
Stop that butterfly flapping its wings it could cause a AARRRRGGGG.
Success is making it to the top of the food chain!
Sussh. Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines. hahahahah.
Sysop not found. Upload some porn ? (Y/n)
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing.
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
TACT: The ability to make guests feel at home when you wish that they were!
Tagline space to let.  Inquire within.
Tagline unfunny. Steal anyway? [Y/n]
Taglines are just messages that havn't grown up yet
Taglines are pointless
Tagteam:  A bunch of people thinking up taglines.
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
Teacher (according to a child): A non-violent mother.
That tagline is TRUE ->  <- That tagline is FALSE
That's not a bug, it's a Free Enhanced Feature!
That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
That's not a Bug, that's an enhanced feature.
The air in here is pretty thick, I think I'll go outside.
The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T shirt.
The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant.
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
The buck stops here, the doe just visits.
The cost of feathers has risen...now even DOWN is up!
The dream's gone stale, but still, let hope prevail.
The English never forgive a man for being clever.
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
The Flintstones probably had a PC!
The future isn't what it used to be.
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
The light at the end of the tunnel will be an on-coming train.
The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT...
The man who dies with the most toys is dead.
The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out.
The road to a friend's house is never difficult nor long.
The shower scene used over 60 different camera angles.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
The squirrels are looking for nuts like you.
The thing most generally raised on land is taxes.
The truth is NOT always dressed for the evening.
The truth shall make you free... but first it will PISS you off.
The truth shall make you free...but forst it will PISS you off
The world is coming to an end. Insert coins to continue.
The worst thing about censorship is ##########.
There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes.
There's more to life than meets the mind.
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary
They'll release Windows 3.2 when 3.1 finishes loading.
This copy of April has been unregistered for 20 Years.
This copy of Spot has been unregistered for 20 Years.
This copy of Thor has been unregistered for 20 Years.
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
This is a tagline.
This is my favourite tagline!
This is the last tagline in this file.
This message has been cruelly tested on sweet little furry animals.
This tagline is Closed for Refurbishment
This tagline is closed for refurbishment.
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline SHAREWARE.  Send £5.
This tagline's just for you.
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, supervise!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Time Can Change Me - But I Can't Change Time
Tis better to go when you have to, than to go and find you`ve been.
To steal this tagline press <CTL> <LAmiga> <RAmiga> now.
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Today is the first day after yesterday.
TOURIST SEASON OPEN!  Does that mean we can shoot them?
Trekkers work out in the 'He's Dead Gym'.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Try this chicken.  It tastes just like rattlesnake.
Twisted mind? No, just bent in a few strategic places......
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Umm...your ZIP is open...
UNIX is the OS of the future and always will be...
Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side.- ObiWan Kenobi
User Error: Replace user and hit any key to continue...
VD is nothing to clap about!
Virtue is it's own punishment.
Virus detected, delete Windows? (Y/n).
Volume DHO: is empty....WHAT.....!
WARNING!  Computers can be hazardous to your Wealth!
Watch this space.
We apologize for the temporary inconvenience.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
We don't like you, go away.  Come back when you've learnt to play.
We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals
We shall shortly be landing. Please return your stewardess to the upright position.
We tried it, we used it, it's cheap and it works!
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
What aspect of _NO_ do you not understand?
What Aussies lack in Humour they make up for in Beer!
What can never happen always does, eventually.
What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
wHaT dOeS tHaT fLaShInG cApS lOcK lEd mEaN???
What is this tiny hole in the bathroom wall for?
What's another word for "Thesaurs"?
Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
When I die, I want to go like my friend, peacefully,in his sleep... Not screaming and yelling, like his passengers..
When the snow melts, where does all the white go?
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Whip me!  Beat me!  Make me run Windows on an XT!
Who is General Failure and why's he reading my hard disk?
Who is the Grateful Dead, and why do they follow me?
Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Whoever shoots the moderator gets the job...
Why are love and relationships so confusing?
Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
Why don't we just give up and send all the money to Bill Gates now?
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
Why would anyone want a stupid tagline?
Will your great-grandchildren know you existed and how?
Windows '95 .. catching up to the AMIGA of '85
Windows - software package to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch!
Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something!
Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".
Windows NT is the OS of the future and always will be...
Windows NT. Nice Try or Not There?
Windows95 will be released as soon as 3.11 finishes loading.
Wise man say,"ok to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl.
Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Women are like fires left unattended go out
Woodpecker's, like British Telecom, have long bills.
Work is the curse of the partying class!
Worry is the interest paid on trouble in advance.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
Wow! That lightning sounds clo..zzzzit!" NO CARRIER
Wrong! 30 minutes of begging is NOT considered foreplay.
XExtEdTag : It was casual to the most obvious observer..
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
You can always be sure of uncertainty.
You can observe a lot by watching.
You can't beat the feeling....
You can't beat the real thing...
You can't have everything...  where would you put it?
You have personal mail. Assume warm glow? (Y/n).
You look like a million dollars.  All in loose change.
You lost the Windows source code!! ..... Well done man!
You mean everything above the tearline ISN'T line noise? |-)
You realise what that button does don't you?
You think women aren't explosive? Try dropping one!
You took the TagLine right out of my mouth.....
You will be told about it tomorrow.  Go home and prepare
You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes...
You're as old as the woman you feel.
You're the psychotic daughter of a psychotic mother.
Your boss is thinking about you.
Your fault: core dumped
Your hair style was raked by a gang of stoats.