Brain damage?  No thanks I already have some.
Brain like muscle works better if regularly exercised.
Brain:  The apparatus with which we think that we think.
BRAIN:  The organ with which we think that we think.
BREAKFAST.COM halted!  Cereal port not responding.
Breast implant silicon should not influence brains.
Breathe stupid!  You forgot to breathe!
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Bride: Woman with fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home.
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
Bubble Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ?
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
BUG (n.) An undocumented feature.  FEATURE (n.) A documented bug.
Bug free cheap on time works. Pick two.
Bug removal Tagline.  Bang forehead here to debug ---->
Bugs are sons of glitches.
Build a better mousetrap and along will come better mice.
Build a better Windows and kids will still throw rocks.
Build a vast arena then put a half-vast team therein.
Build a watch in 56179 easy steps by C. Forsberg.
Build-a-Tagline Kit -> asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm.?:;$
Bumper sticker: Honk if you're illiterate.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Bureaucrat n.: A person who cuts red tape lengthwise.
Bureaucrat n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways.
Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity.                 
BUSH.SYS corrupted recommend optimizing politics.
But Daddy you watched the news on television YESTERDAY.
But God told me to use a GOTO.
But Officer I was only going ONE way!
But once you are real you can't become unreal again.
But soft what light through yonder tagline breaks?
But you Thaid it wath a PITH helmet!
But if ye wish her gratefu' prayer Gie her a haggis.
Buy a 486-33 so you can reboot faster.
Buy a condom and you will learn no deposit no return!
By appreciation we make excellence in others our property.
By following the good you learn to be good.
By the time I have money to burn my fire will be out.
By the time we've made it we've had it.
By the way you're soaking in it.
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
C program run... Run program run...  PLEASE...
C programming means never having to say you're done.
C'est la vie.
C-ing is believing.
C.I.A. -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
Calf insomnia: the Lion and the Calf lie down together.
California is a fine place to live if you are an orange.
California makes the best wine New York the best whine.
California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
Call me if you need my phone number.
Call out the vice squad.  Someone's mounting a disk drive
Call waiting great if you have two friends.
Calm down - it's only ones and zeros.
Calm waters do not mean the crocodile is not present.
Camels have wet dreams too.
Can a blue man sing the whites?
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?
Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise?
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I go back to bed now?
Can I yell movie in a crowded firehouse?
Can pigs fly? Yeah just depends how hard you toss 'em.
Can you open your mind without it falling out?
Can you prove it didn't happen?
Can you see it Joker?  It's written all over my face.
Can you teach an old hooker new tricks?
Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street?
Can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts wouldya...
Can't see it? It IS there using Stealth technology.
Can't see it? It's there.  I'm using stealth technology.
Canadian DOS: Yer sure eh? [S]ure [N]o-way.
CANCER CURES SMOKING
Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.
Candy's dandy but liquor's quicker. - O.N.
Cannibals' favorite beverage?  Handshakes!
Cannot load TAGLINE.SYS system halted.
Capitalistic man exploits man; Socialism reverses this.
Captain please not in front of the Klingons.
Captain we're at 1960 CPS. The UARTs canna take much more.
Captain why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? - Worf
Carasvemos corazones no sabemos.
Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.
Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
Cash a poor person's credit card.
Cashew?  Gesundheit!
Castration takes a lot of balls!
Cat \kat'\ n. 1: A dog with an attitude problem.
Cat fur expands to fill all available disk drives.
Cat: A small furry beast resembling a meat loaf.
Catastrophes are daily events to a House Parent.
Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you.
Catastrophy: An award given at a bun contest for cats.
Catch a Mongoose by its tail and it will probably bite you.
Catch the Blue Wave!
Caterpillar (n): A soft scratching post for a Kitten.
Cats are like furry dilettanti or the reverse?
Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Cats proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Caution! - Bug squashing in progress.
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today.
Ceci n'est pas un chapeau.
Cedant arma togae.
Celebrate Hannibal Day.  Take an elephant to lunch.
Celebrate the first day you open the windows.
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed is quietly chewed.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Celibacy isn't hereditary. Your children force it on you.
Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite.
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Certum est quia impossibile est.
Cesarean Section: A historic district in Rome.
CGA is the pallete from hell
Chain tagline: Now stolen [267] times - Add 1 as stolen.
Chaining: Method of attaching programmers to desk to speed up output
Challenge is the fuel that drives the winner.
Chance makes our parents but choice makes our friends.
Change is inevitable ... except from vending machines.
Change is the essential process of all existence.
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
Charity begins at home and mostly ends where it begins.
Charity covers a multitude of sins but curiosity uncovers them again
Chaste makes waste.
Chastity Belt is here. Do you have the right key?
Chastity is it's own punishment.
Check the dilithium crystals we've got a cross-echo.
Checkpoint - The location from which a programmer draws his salary.
Chemistry professors never die they just smell that way!
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
Chicken Little was right.
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Children are curly dimpled lunatics.
Children deserve to be wanted and feel free and safe.
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Children: the most common sexually transmitted disease.
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Choose heaven for climate hell for society.
Choose your friends allow your enemies to choose you.
Choosy perverts choose GIF.
cigar is just a cigar.
Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
Cities like cats will reveal themselves at night.
City Planner:  The words are incompatible.
Civil Servant:  The words are incompatible.
Civilization is a movement it is a voyage not a harbor.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Claiming mental bankruptcy is always an easy option.
Classified tagline==Please enter password._
Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.
Clean mind clean body:  Take your pick.
Cleanliness is next to clean-limbed in the dictionary.
Clever father clever daughter; clever mother clever son
Click..Click..Click..darn out of taglines!
Climate is what we expect weather is what we get.
Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
Clinton may not have inhaled but Brown has never exhaled.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Close Encounters are the Best Kind!
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Closing bid ask and total sales of stocks not traded.
COBOL is not dead it just smells that way.
COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more R)eheat F)reak out.
Cogito ergo spud!  (I think therefore I yam).
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
Cogito ergo Hormel - I think therefore I Spam.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Colic: a sheepdog that is part collie.
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
Come back to Oakland we missed you the first time.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking.
Coming Soon!  Mouse Support for Edlin!
Coming soon!  Netware for the Nintendo!
Commander LaForge - you've got some dirt on your face.
Comment vous sentez-vous aujourdn'hui?
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Committee: A life-form with several mouths but no brain.
Common politics: Holding an office of trust for profit.
Common sense is the least common of all senses.
Common sense isn't.
Communication.. without it everyone's a mushroom.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Communism will work when love not greed inspires it.
Communists do it without class.
Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation.
Complexity isn't the answer - it's the problem.
Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught.
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Computer programmers don't byte they just nybble a bit.
Computer programmers really know how to use their hardware.
Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane.
Computer: an accountant with a personality.
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
Computers are unreliable but humans are even more unreliable.
Computers are useless they can only give you answers.
Computers byte and run.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers don't make mistakes but foolish people do.
Computers take all the fun out of pushing buttons.
Computers were invented by Murphy.
Computing is one of the terminal diseases.
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress.
Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking.
Condense soup not books.
Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius say: Show-off always shown up in showdown.
Confuse the world -- smile all day Monday!
Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
Congenital: Adjective synonymous to friendly.
Congress finds more profit in supporting tobacco than you
Conquest is easy.  Control is not.
Conscience is the thing that tells you someone's sure to find out
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Conscience: the inner voice warning somebody is looking.
Conserve water.  Ban salted peanuts.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Constipation is the thief of time.
Consult with a real expert - Call your mother.
Contains no user-serviceable parts.
Contents may settle during shipping.
Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
Convert your 486 into a Gameboy! Type WIN at C:\>_
Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved.
Core storage - A receptacle for the center section of apples.
Corporations don't care about people as much as money. 
Correct me if I'm wrong ... everybody else does.
Corruption in brain....mark for deletion?
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty.
Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
Couldn't have sid it better myself.
Counter - An area over which martini's are served.
Country is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Courage is only courage if you are afraid
Courage is your greatest present need.
Courtesy on one side can never last long.
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
Coward:  One who in thinks with his legs.
Cowards can never be moral.
CP/M + IBM = 'Just about what we got NOW.'
CP/M...?  Ohh Yes...  Listen... When I was a boy...
CPU time flies when you're having fun.
Cracked Windows are not funny.
Crank:  A man with a new idea - until it succeeds.
Crash:What a programmer would dearly love to do for at least 8 hours
Crashed? I wasn't even driving.
Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
Credit cards don't give you any credit for understanding maths.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught.
Cross ball points with coat hangers so they multiply.
Cross Lassie with cantaloupe and get a meloncollie baby.
Cross-country skiing is great in small countries.
Cry 'ribbit' and let slip the frogs of war.
Crystal balls aren't really very productive.
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Curiosity is a willing proud eager confession of ignorance.
Curly;  Oooh short wave?  Moe: No permanent.
Curmudgeons are cantankerous and churlish.
Custom is the law of fools.
Cute rots the intellect.
Cyberspace forever and ever and ever.
Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.
Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Daddy what does 'read error in FAT' mean?
Daddy what does 78% of C: formatted mean?
Daddy what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
Daddy? What does Formatting Non-Removable Disk mean?
Daisy Daisy give me your answer true.
Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a tagline writer.
Damn the baud rate full speed ahead.
Damn your Once more for old times sake.
Damn! My nylon socks just melted! They cost me $7.95!
Dan Quayle asks: Are Cheerios are bagel or donut seeds?
Dan Quayle has all the charisma of a speed bump.
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever.
Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Danger!!  Floppy X'ing zone.
Danger @N@!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
DANGER. Human at keyboard.
Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions.
Dare to dream - no one can take that away from you.
Darn. I'm fresh out of taglines  Call me next week.