A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down.
A statesman shears sheep a politician skins them.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in times saves 11 (octal proverb)...
A system event?  Wow!  Can I get tickets?
A table of contents has no drawers.
A technique is a trick that works.
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A tidal wave of avalanche proportions.
A tip of the hat to Hospice Care Givers.
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true friend is the best possession.
A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A waist truly IS a terrible thing to mind.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
A wife lasts as long as a marriage an ex-wife for ever.
A winner is someone who knows how to cheat
A wise man changes his mind a fool never.
A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A wise person sees as much as ought not as much can.
A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty.
A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs.
A yawn is a silent shout.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it.
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
Abandon hope all ye who <ENTER> here.
Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy.
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.
Abolish mornings
Abolish mornings.
Abort Retry Fail Slam Fist on Desk?
Abort Retry Ignore hold Requiem Mass?
Abort Retry Ignore plan a Funeral Service?
Abort Retry Ignore say Kaddish?
Abort Retry Ignore Valium?
Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Absolute zero is cool.
Accept the challenge and ask someone else to stand in for you.
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accountants work their assets off.
Accuracy:  The vice of being right.
ACK and ye shall receive.
ACOUSTIC : What you play pool with.
Act as though it wasn't you!
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Action on a good idea is better than just having a good idea.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Actions are usually right but the reasons seldom are.
Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Active member of Computaholics Anonymous.
Adam ate the apple and our teeth still ache.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Adult:  One old enough to know better.
Adults are obsolete children.
Adventure is the champagne of life.
Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
Adversity reveals genius prosperity conceals it.
Advertisement: the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Advertising is legalized lying.
After a snowstorm everybody's lawn looks the same.
After all is said and done usually more is said.
After four decimal places nobody gives a damn.
After they make styrofoam what do they ship it in?
After two weeks of dieting all I lost was two weeks.
Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain.
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
Age is a matter of mind - if you don't mind it doesn't matter.
Age is a state of mind the feeble body disbelieves!
Age is never a bar to human immaturity.
Age is only important if you're a cheese.
Age needn't necessarily be a bar to immaturity.
Ahh! here it is in the Bin I knew I filed it somewhere.
Ahhhhhhhh...... I forget what I was going to say.
aibohphobia n. The fear of palindromes.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Air is water with holes in it.
Alas poor kiroY I knew him backwards.
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain DOS?
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
All answers questioned here.
All art is quite useless.
All barkers are not side show hawkers.
All clowns are masked all personae flow from choices.
All computers wait at the same speed.
All for one; one for all except me above all.
All forgiveness is a gift to yourself.
All general statements are false except this one.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
All great truths began as blasphemies.
All hope abandon ye who enter messages here.
All human life ends when you take a dirt nap.
All humans are subject to decay.
All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
All I have to do is imagine and I am in dreamland.
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
All I want is a warm bed a kind word and unlimited power.
all is said and done people keep saying and doing.
All mathochists suffer from calculust.
All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky.
All power corrupts but we need electricity.
All probabilities are 50%. It happens or it doesn't.
All real programs contain errors.
All reality is aspect dependent.
All rivers run into the sea yet the sea is not full.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
All sentences that seem true should be questioned.
All stressed out and no one to choke!
All sunshine makes a desert.
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All that glitters is not gold - All that doesn't glitter isn't either
All the easy problems have been solved.
All the kookies are not in the jar.
All the tea in china: 356000 metric tons.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
All things considered insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
All things evolve nothing is extinguished.
All those updates and still imperfect.
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
All wanting joy must share it happiness was born a twin.
All warranties expire upon payment of this invoice.
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
All your future lies beneath your hat.
All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
All's well that ends well.
Almost anything is easier to get into than get out of.
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.
Altruism is the devil's calling card.
Alway's avoid unneces'sary aphostrophe's plea'se!
Always be sincere even if you don't mean it.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always consider the alternative before making a choice.
Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always draw your curves then plot the readings.
Always first decide the sentence then the verdict.
Always forgive your enemies.  They *HATE* that!
Always format alphanumerically then preview graphically.
Always hire a rich attorney. Never buy from a rich salesman.
Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it.
Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2.
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Always put the important before the merely urgent.
Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.
Always remember the past but make waves when it matters.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Always remember where you came from so you can return.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Always remember your unique - just like everyone else.
Always remember to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
Always smile.  It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Always store beer in a cool dark place.
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Always tell her she is beautiful especially if she is not.
Always tell her she is beautiful even if she isn't.
Always tell her she's pretty especially when she isn't.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Always yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again.
Always yield to temptation it may never return.
Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day.
Am I ignorant or apathetic?  I don't know and don't care!
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all
Ambition destroys its possessor.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
America is a dream to most of the world.
America is a tune.  But it must be sung in harmony.
America is the only country founded on a good ideal.
America was not discovered by Americans shame on them.
America's 5 Most Feared Words: Dan I don't feel well.
America land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
Amnesia rules - O
Among economists the real world is often a special case.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do.
An alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician
An ancestor is a person who plays hide and you go SEEK.
An appeaser feeds a crocodile hoping to be eaten last.
An armed man is a citizen an unarmed man a subject.
An artificial intelligence is better than none.
An ass thinks one thing his rider another.
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
An atomic bomb can really screw up your day.
An attacker must vanquish a defender need only survive.
An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once.
An authority knows lots of things you don't care about.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An electrical engineer deals with current events.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An elephant:  A mouse built to government specifications.
An Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.
An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
An honest politician is one who when bought stays bought.
An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought
An honest politician: One who stays bought.
An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man.
An object of information most needed will be least available.
An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included.
An optimist - Someone who hasn't been given all the facts yet.
An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
An optimist is a guy without much experience.
An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
An unbreakable toy is excellent for breaking other toys.
Anarchy is better that no government at all.
Anarchy No rules - OK?
Anarchy: Rights without Responsibilities.
Ancient custom has the force of law.
And all the children are above average in our system.
And God said Let there be light but make it quick.
And now a word from Wall Street: HELP!
And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely different...
And now for something completely ridiculous...
And now let the fun begin.
And on the seventh day He exited from append mode.
And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon.
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
And you know Flipper he lives in a world full of wonder.
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Anger always drives the mouth faster than the mind.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason.
Anger is never without reason but seldom with a good one.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Animal attraction: here for hunger or for love.
Animals -- the renewable resource
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. 
Annuual Conference of Clairvoyants. Cancelled: unforeseen circumstances.
Another day another challenge.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another ingredient for a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first
Another manic depression coming on.
Answers: $1 Short: $5 Correct: $25 dumb looks are still free.
Antenna farms benefit from propagation.