From megalith!CSAA2@uunet.UU.NET Tue Feb 1 03:29:34 1994 Received: from relay2.UU.NET by toadflax.cs.ucdavis.edu (4.1/UCD.CS.2.4) id AA09977; Tue, 1 Feb 94 03:29:32 PST Received: from spool.uu.net (via LOCALHOST) by relay2.UU.NET with SMTP (5.61/UUNET-internet-primary) id AAwbiz22864; Tue, 1 Feb 94 06:29:28 -0500 Received: from megalith.UUCP by uucp5.uu.net with UUCP/RMAIL (queueing-rmail) id 062524.18701; Tue, 1 Feb 1994 06:25:24 EST Received: by megalith.miami.fl.us (V1.16.20/w5, Dec 29 1993, 21:22:55) id <0ey5@megalith.miami.fl.us>; Tue, 1 Feb 94 04:02:53 EST -0500 Date: Tue, 1 Feb 94 04:02:53 EST -0500 Message-Id: <9402010401.0ey4@megalith.miami.fl.us> Sender: errors@megalith.miami.fl.us Errors-To: errors@megalith.miami.fl.us Warnings-To: warnings@megalith.miami.fl.us Return-Path: errors@megalith.miami.fl.us Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Reply-To: barrett@astro.cs.umass.edu (Daniel Barrett) Message-Number: 680 Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.announce Message-Id: From: barrett@astro.cs.umass.edu (Daniel Barrett) (CSAA) To: announce@megalith.miami.fl.us Subject: 1993's "BLAZEMONGER In Review" Status: RO TITLE "BLAZE ON, 1993": a collection of Amiga-related humor VERSION 3.14159... COMPANY BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED AUTHOR Daniel Barrett DESCRIPTION Despite popular demand, here is a set of humorous articles that I posted in the comp.sys.amiga newsgroups during 1993. The set includes such forgettable classics as: o The "Let's BLAZE A Great Deal" game show! o "The Case of the Detonating Disk Heads" murder mystery! o Strip poker, the BLAZEMONGER way! o Commodore's new nuclear waste disposal program! o The wild and wacky BLAZE-FEST '93 in California! o The TRUE story behind the "insider conference" on GEnie! o OrgASM, the ultimate assembly language system! o A tour of BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED and its unusual employees! o Several April Fools jokes from comp.sys.amiga.reviews! o BLAZE-24, the ultimate graphics board! o 10 Amiga programming tips for the real world (never posted; published in the proceedings of an Italian Amiga conference)! ... and many more! If you really enjoy inflicting pain on yourself (or others), two earlier sets of articles are also available; see "FILE NAMES", below. NEW FEATURES Now contains 65% more cholesterol and a free copy of "Bunny Blaster Wars!" SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS Consciousness. Works under all versions of Kickstart. A warped sense of humor is recommended but not required. HOST NAME All Aminet ftp sites. Also available on the famous ftp site etarip.uoy.ffo.kcuf, when its network connection is functioning. DIRECTORY /pub/aminet/text/docs FILE NAMES DanBarrettHumor3.lzh Two older collections of articles are found in the files DanBarrettHumor.lzh and DanBarrettHumor2.lzh. It is recommended that you read the earlier articles first, since some of the later jokes build on earlier ones. PRICE Free! (Contributions are accepted, of course. :-)) DISTRIBUTABILITY Copyright 1993 by Daniel J. Barrett. All rights reserved. These articles may be freely distributed as long as they are distributed in their entirety. They may not be included in any publication without the written permission of the author. OTHER BLAZE ON, d00dz...! Dan //////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ | Dan Barrett -- Dept of Computer Science, Lederle Graduate Research Center | | University of Massachusetts, Amherst, MA 01003 -- barrett@cs.umass.edu | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////////////////////////// -- Read all administrative posts before putting your post up. Mailing list: announce-request@cs.ucdavis.edu. Comments to CSAA@megalith.miami.fl.us. MAIL ALL COMP.SYS.AMIGA.ANNOUNCE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO announce@cs.ucdavis.edu. ==================================================================== This is part of a mailing list gateway maintained by Carlos Amezaga. Bugs, Comments, Subscribes and UnSubcribes should be sent to announce-request@cs.ucdavis.edu.