L.A. Law Episode Guide
L.A. Law
Drama series set in a high profile L.A. law firm.
Starring
Harry Hamlin as Michael Kusak
Susan Dey as Grace Van Owen
Corbin Bernsen as Arnold Becker
Jill Eikenberry as Ann Kelsey
Alan Rachins as Douglas Brackman Jr.
Michele Greene as Abby Perkins
Jimmy Smits as Victor Sifuentes
Michael Tucker as Stuart Markowitz
Susan Ruttan as Roxanne Melman
Blair Underwood as Jonathan Rollins
Larry Drake as Benny Stulwicz
Richard Dysart as Leland McKenzie
Amanda Donohoe as Cara Jean (C.J.) Lamb
Thanks to John Lavalie (fuddle@netcom.com) for his list of episode
titles and airdates, on which this guide is based.
This guide is still very much under construction.  Any volunteers to
help complete it would be gratefully received.
Guide (C) Dave Chapman 1994.  Permission is granted by the copyright holder
to distribute this guide on the sole condition that it is unmodified and no
fee is charged.
Season 1
 "Pilot" - 15 Sep 86
 "Those Lips, That Eye" - 03 Oct 86
 "The House of the Rising Flan" - 10 Oct 86
 "The Princess and the Wiener King" - 17 Oct 86
 "Slum Enchanted Evening" - 31 Oct 86
 "Raiders of the Lost Bark" - 07 Nov 86
 "Gibbon Take" - 14 Nov 86
 "The Venus Butterfly" - 21 Nov 86
 "Fry Me to the Moon" - 04 Dec 86
 "El Sid" - 11 Dec 86
 "Sidney, the Dead-Nosed Reindeer" - 18 Dec 86
 "Prince Kuzak in a Can" - 08 Jan 87
 "The Douglas Fur Ball" - 15 Jan 87
 "December Bride" - 22 Jan 87
 "Beef Jerky" - 05 Feb 87
 "Becker on the Rox" - 12 Feb 87
 "Fifty Ways to Floss Your Lover" - 19 Feb 87
 "The Grace of Wrath" - 26 Feb 87
 "Sparky Brackman RIP ?-1987" - 26 Mar 87
 "Oy, Vey, Wilderness!" - 02 Apr 87
 "Pigmalion" - 09 Apr 87
Season 2
 "The Lung Goodbye" - 15 Oct 87
 "The Wizard of Odds" - 22 Oct 87
 "Cannon of Ethics" - 29 Oct 87
 "Brackman Vasektimized" - 05 Nov 87
 "The Brothers Grimm" - 12 Nov 87
 "Auld L'anxiety" - 19 Nov 87
 "Rohner v Gradinger" - 03 Dec 87
 "Goldilocks and the Three Barristers" - 10 Dec 87
 "Divorce with Extreme Prejudice" - 17 Dec 87
 "Full Marital Jacket" - 07 Jan 88
 "Gorilla My Dreams" - 14 Jan 88
 "Hand Roll Express" - 21 Jan 88
 "Beauty and Obese" - 11 Feb 88
 "Pettycoat Injunction" - 18 Feb 88
 "The Bald Ones" - 25 Feb 88
 "Fetus Completus" - 03 Mar 88
 "Belle of the Bald" - 14 Apr 88
 "Open Heart Perjury" - 21 Apr 88
 "Leapin' Lizards!" - 28 Apr 88
 "Chariots of Meyer" - 05 May 88
Season 3
 "Hey, Lick Me Over" - 03 Nov 88
 "The Son Also Rises" - 10 Nov 88
 "Romancing the Drone" - 17 Nov 88
 "Sperminator" - 01 Dec 88
 "Princess and the Pee" - 08 Dec 88
 "Dummy Dearest" - 15 Dec 88
 "To Live and Diet in L.A." - 05 Jan 89
 "I'm in the Nude for Love" - 12 Jan 89
 "Victor Victorious" - 19 Jan 89
 "The Plane Mutiny" - 09 Feb 89
 "Izzy Ackerman or Izzy Not?" - 16 Feb 89
 "The Accidental Jurist" - 23 Feb 89
 "Barstow Bound" - 23 Mar 89
 "Leave It to Geezer" - 30 Mar 89
 "The Unbearable Lightness of Boring" - 06 Apr 89
 "His Suit is Hirsute" - 27 Apr 89
 "America the Beautiful" - 04 May 89
 "Urine Trouble Now" - 11 May 89
 "Consumed Innocent" - 18 May 89
Season 4
 "The Unsterile Cuckoo" - 02 Nov 89
 "Captain Hurt" - 09 Nov 89
 "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" - 16 Nov 89
 "The Mouse That Soared" - 23 Nov 89
 "One Rat, One Ranger" - 30 Nov 89
 "Lie Down and Deliver" - 07 Dec 89
 "Placenta Claus is Coming to Town" - 14 Dec 89
 "The Good Human Bar" - 04 Jan 90
 "Noah's Bark" - 11 Jan 90
 "The Pay's Lousy, But the Tips are Great" - 18 Jan 90
 "True Brit" - 25 Jan 90
 "On Your Honor" - 08 Feb 90
 "Whatever Happened to Hannah" - 15 Feb 90
 "ex-wives and videotapes" - 22 Feb 90
 "Blood, Sweat and Fears" - 15 Mar 90
 "Bounds for Glory" - 22 Mar 90
 "Justice Served" - 29 Mar 90
 "Watts a Matter?" - 05 Apr 90
 "Bang ... Zoom ... Zap" - 26 Apr 90
 "Forgive Me Father, for I Have Sued" - 03 May 90
 "Outward Bound" - 10 May 90
 "The Last Gasp" - 17 May 90
Season 5
 "The Bitch is Back" - 18 Oct 90
 "Happy Trails" - 25 Oct 90
 "Lie Harder" - 01 Nov 90
 "Armand's Hammer" - 08 Nov 90
 "Smoke Gets in Your Thighs" - 15 Nov 90
 "Vowel Play" - 29 Nov 90
 "New Kidney on the Block" - 06 Dec 90
 "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" - 13 Dec 90
 "Splatoon" - 03 Jan 91
 "Pump It Up" - 10 Jan 91
 "Rest in Pieces" - 31 Jan 91
 "He's a Crowd" - 07 Feb 91
 "Dances with Sharks" - 14 Feb 91
 "The Gods Must Be Lawyers" - 21 Feb 91
 "The Beverly Hills Hangers" - 14 Mar 91
 "Good to the Last Drop" - 21 Mar 91
 "Mutinies on the Banzai" - 28 Mar 91
 "As God is My Co-Defendant" - 04 Apr 91
 "Speak, Lawyers, for Me" - 25 Apr 91
 "There Goes the Judge" - 02 May 91
 "On the Toad Again" - 09 May 91
 "Since I Fell for You" - 16 May 91
Season 6
 "Something Old, Something Nude" - 10 Oct 91
 "TV or Not TV" - 17 Oct 91
 "Do the Spike Thing" - 31 Oct 91
 "Spleen It to Me, Lucy" - 07 Nov 91
 "Monkey on My Back Lot" - 14 Nov 91
 "Badfellas" - 21 Nov 91
 "Lose the Boss" - 12 Dec 91
 "The Nut Before Christmas" - 19 Dec 91
 "Guess Who's Coming to Murder" - 09 Jan 92
 "Back to the Suture" - 16 Jan 92
 "All About Sleaze" - 30 Jan 92
 "I'm Ready for My Closeup, Mr. Markowitz" - 13 Feb 92
 "Steal It Again, Sam" - 20 Feb 92
 "Diet, Diet, My Darling" - 27 Feb 92
 "Great Balls Afire" - 19 Mar 92
 "From Here to Paternity" - 26 Mar 92
 "P.S. Your Shrink is Dead" - 16 Apr 92
 "Love in Bloom" - 23 Apr 92
 "Silence of the Lambskins" - 30 Apr 92
 "Beauty and the Breast" - 07 May 92
 "Double Breasted Suit" - 14 May 92
 "Say Goodnight, Gracie" - 21 May 92
Season 7
 "L.A. Lawless" - 22 Oct 92
 "Second Time Around" - 29 Oct 92
 "Zo Long" - 05 Nov 92
 "Wine Knot" - 12 Nov 92
 "My Friend Flicker" - 19 Nov 92
 "Love on the Rox" - 03 Dec 92
 "Helter Shelter" - 10 Dec 92
 "Christmas Stalking" - 17 Dec 92
 "Odor in the Court" - 07 Jan 93
 "Spanky and Art Gang" - 14 Jan 93
 "Bare Witness" - 21 Jan 93
 "Parent Trap" - 28 Jan 93
 "Hello and Goodbye" - 18 Feb 93
 "Where There's a Will" - 25 Feb 93
 "F.O.B." - 01 Apr 93
 "Cold Shower" - 08 Apr 93
 "That's Why the Lady is a Stamp" - 15 Apr 93
 "Come Rain or Come Schein" - 22 Apr 93
 "Vindaloo in the Villows" - 29 Apr 93
 "Testing, Testing, 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4" - 06 May 93
 "Bourbon Cowboy" - 13 May 93
 "Hackett or Pack It" - 27 May 93
Season 8
 "Book of Renovation, Chapter 1" - 07 Oct 93
 "Leap of Faith" - 14 Oct 93
 "How Much is That Bentley in the Window?" - 21 Oct 93
 "Foreign Co-respondent" - 28 Oct 93
 "The Green, Green Grass of Home" - 04 Nov 93
 "Safe Sex" - 11 Nov 93
 "Pacific Rimshot" - 18 Nov 93
 "Eli's Gumming" - 09 Dec 93
 "Rhyme and Punishment" - 16 Dec 93
 "He Ain't Guilty, He's My Brother" - 03 Feb 94
 "McKenzie, Brackman, Barnum & Bailey" - 10 Feb 94
 "Cold Cuts" - 17 Feb 94
 "Age of Insolence" - 24 Feb 94
 "God is My Co-Counsel" - 10 Mar 94
 "Three on a Patch" - 17 Mar 94
 "Whose San Andreas Fault is it Anyway ?" - 24 Mar 94
 "Silence is Golden" - 14 Apr 94
 "Dead Issue" - 21 Apr 94
 "Tunnel of Love" - 28 Apr 94
 "How am I Driving" - 05 May 94
 "Whistle Stop" - 12 May 94
 "Finish Line" - 19 May 94
 Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)