The GOLDEN GIRLS - Episode List
The
GOLDEN GIRLS 
Episode List Updated 4th Sept 96
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me. Where shows have alternative titles, they are shown in brackets.
1. PILOT
2. JOB HUNTING. Rose
loses her job at the grief conselling centre and feels that nobody wants
her
3. THE BREAK IN
4. GUESS WHO'S COMING TO THE WEDDING
5. TRANSPLANT Blanche
is worried when her sister, Virginia announces that she is coming to visit
- but she only wants one thing - one of  Blanche's kidneys
6. ROSE THE PRUDE
7. ON GOLDEN GIRLS
8. THAT WAS NO LADY
9. THE TRIANGLE
10. THE COMPETITION
11. BLANCHE AND THE YOUNGER MAN
12. STAN'S RETURN
13. THE HEART ATTACK
14. THE CUSTODY BATTLE
15. THE TRUTH WILL OUT
16. NICE AND EASY
17. THE OPERATION
18. SECOND MOTHERHOOD
19. ADULT EDUCATION
20. BIG DADDY
21. A LITTLE ROMANCE
22. THE FLU
23. IN A BED OF ROSE'S
24. BLIND AMBITIONS
25. THE WAY WE MET
26. END OF THE CURSE
27. LADIES OF THE EVENING
28. TAKE HIM, HE'S MINE
29. ISN'T IT A ROMANTIC
30. VACATION
31. JUST BETWEEN FRIENDS
32. BEFORE AND AFTER
33. DOROTHY'S PRIZED PUPILS
34. it's a miserable life
35. family affair
36. Love, rose
37. sisters
38. the actor
39. the stan who came to dinner
40. and then there was one
41. to catch a neighbor
42. diamond in the rough
43. son-in-law dearest
44. 'twas the nightmare before christmas
45. bedtime story
46. forgive me, father
47. whose face is it, anyway?
48. Long day's journey into marinara
49. empty nest
50. the audit
51. strange bedfellows
52. old friends
53. nothing to fesr but fesr itself
54. one for the money
55. the housekeeper
56. a visit from little sven
57. letter to Gorbachev
58. brotherly love
59. charlie's buddy
60. grab that dough
61. three on a couch
62. the artist
63. Dorothy's new friend
64. blanche's little girl
65. My brother, my father
66. golden moments, Part I
67. Golden Moments, part II
68. and ma makes three
69. larceny and old lace
70. mixed blessing
71. mister terrific
72. rose's big adventure
73. mother's day
74. the days and nights of sophia petrillo
75. yes we have no havannas
76. bang the drum stanley
77. the one that got away
78. yokel hero
79. sophia's wedding, Part I
80. Sophias wedding, Part II
81. Big daddy's little lady
82. Bringing up baby
83. brother, can you spare a jacket?
84. the auction
85. scared straight
86. stan takes a wife
87. love me tender
88. Blind date
89. the impotence of being ernest
90. two rode together
91. you gotta have hope
92. fiddler on the ropes
93. we're outta here, Part I
94. we're outta here, Part II
95. till death do we volley
96. high anxiety
97. little sister
98. sophia's choice
99. foreign exchange
100. valentine's day
101. rites of spring
102. sick and tired, Part I
103. sick and tired, Part II
104. the accurate conception
105. rose fights back
106. that old feeling
107. a piece of cake
108. LOVE UNDER THE BIG TOP.
Rose wants to "Save The Dolphin" whilst Dorothy has
a new man in her life. (Guest appearance by Dick Van Dyke)
109. NOT ANOTHER MONDAY
110. dancing in the dark
111. all that jazz
112. ebbtide
113. COMEDY OF ERRORS
114. clinton avenue memoirs
115. great expeciations
116. MARY HAS A LITTLE LAMB. 
117. AN ILLEGITIMATE CONCERN.
118. HAVE YOURSELF A VERY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
119. TRIPLE PLAY. 
120. LIKE THE BEEP BEEP BEEP OF THE TOM TOM
121. HOUR
122. TWICE IN A LIFETIME
123. SISTERS AND OTHER STRANGERS. 
124. CHEATERS
125. THE MAGIACAVALLO CURSE MAKES A LOUSY WEDDING PRESENT.
126. ALL BETS OFF. 
127. THE PRESIDENT'S COMING - PART 1. 
128. THE PRESIDENT'S COMING - PART 2.
129. BLANCHE DELIVERS. 
130. SNAP OUT OF IT. 
131. ONCE IN ST. OLAF. 
132. IF AT LAST YOU DO SUCCEED.  
133. WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAMMY. 
134. FEELINGS
135. ZBORN AGAIN. 
136. HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE SOPHIA. 
137. STAND BY YOUR MAN
138. MRS GEORGE DEVERAUX
139. GIRL'S JUST WANNA HAVE FUN...BEFORE THEY DIE. 
140. EBBTIDE'S REVENGE. 
141. SISTERS OF THE BRIDE. 
142. THE BLOOM IS OFF THE ROSE. 
143. THERE GOES THE BRIDE - {ALLIANCE FOR A LIFE-TIME}
Part 1 Dorothy is determined to remarry her ex-husband. (Lots of
flashbacks). Rose is bothered by Myra, the wife of a friend.
144. THERE GOES THE BRIDE - {ALLIANCE FOR A LIFE-TIME}
Part 2 Sophia joins forces with Stan to stop the marriage. (Lots
of flashbacks). Blanche searches for a new room-mate.
145. MILES TO GO. 
146. OLDER & WISER {SOPHIA IS STARTING OFF}.
Dorothy packs her mother off to a retirement home - as activities director.
Blanche is choosen for a magazine photo-shoot.
147. 
MELODRAMA. Blanche thinks she's found true
love with Mel Bushman, while Rose makes her debut as a TV reporter when
she covers a local dog show. 
148. WITNESS {THE CHEESEMAN}. Sophia looses
her glasses and so isn't able to tell Rose that her new boyfriend isn't
all that he seems. Blanche has to trace her family tree when she wants
to join the "Daughters Of The South".
 
149. EVEN GRANDMA'S GET THE BLUES. Blanche uses
her baby grandchild to secure a date when she meets a man at amateur dramatics.
Sophia persuades the others to join in the festival of the dancing virgins.
150. WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DATE MAKES.
Blanche decides to go on a diet. Dorothy's school dance date, reappears
on the scene
151. LOVE FOR SALE. Determined to remain
part of Dorothy's life, Stan tries to buy her love. Sophia's brother Angelo
moves to town.
152. HENNY PENNY, STRAIGHT - NO CHASER. The
women get their big break on the stage performing nursery rhymes at Dorothy's
school play until Rose attempts to rewrite the ending.
153. NEVER YELL FIRE IN A CROWDED RETIREMENT HOME
- Part 1. When an old friend makes a death-bed confession, Sophia
faces prison for arson
154. NEVER YELL FIRE IN A CROWDED RETIREMENT HOME
- Part 2. Sophia has to convince everyone that she's been framed
155. HEY, LOOK ME OVER. A photo of Blanche
with Roses's late husband threatens to destroy their friendship
156. WHERE'S CHARLIE. 
157. THE CASE OF THE LIBERTINE BELL. 
158. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Following a fall, Sophia is in a wheelchair
and needs looking after., so Dorothy hires the "Angel of Death"
from Shady Pines. Blanche enters her grandaugther Melisa
in a beauty contest
159. THATS FOR ME TO KNOW. Dorothy
tries to write her family anchestory. City regulations mean that the girls
are in danger of being separated when they install a hot-tub.
160. MOTHER LOAD. Dorothy & Blanche share
a burden. Rose has to get the gossip on newsreader Gerry
Kennedy. Stan persuades Dorothy to accompany him to the psychiatrist to
help him get over her.
161. THE MONKEY SHOW (Part 1). Stan develops
a passion for a fake pet monkey and then for Dorothy's sister.
162. 
THE MONKEY SHOW (Part 2). Dorothy unleashes
a fury of hurricane strength when she discovers Stan in bed with her sister.
163. DATELINE MIAMI. Dorothy has a date with
the girls doctor. (Lots of flashbacks). Rose remembers her blind date.
Blanches remembers the New Years Eve that she spent with Rose, and Sophia
remembers how Dorothy first told her that she was pregnant.
164. RO$E LOVE$ MILE$. Whilst Dorothy goes away
on a cruise, Blanche is left in charge of Sophia - but Sophia has her own
ideas about meeting up with her childhood sweetheart. Rose is worried that
Miles is getting tight as his life is on a budget so Blanche suggests that
Rose cheats on him. 
165. ROOM 7. Sophia has a heavenly encounter.
166. FROM HERE TO THE PHARMACY. A
lovesick soldier returns to resume his relationship with Blanche.
167. THE POPES RING. A miracle is needed when
a holy ring falls into Sophias hand.
168. OLD BOYFRIENDS. Sophia thinks she's met
Mr Right via a lonely hearts advert - until she discovers his marital status.
169. GOODBYE MR GORDON. When Dorothy's former
teacher visits, her schoolgirl crush is rekindled. 
170. THE COMMITMENTS. Blanche mmets a man who
is resistant to her charms
171. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Dorothy fancies
her chances when her favourite quiz show, Jepardy, holds contestant auditions.
 Dorothy and
ex-husband Stan are sentanced to life in their old, run-down apartment
as punishment for being negligent landlords.
172. EBBTIDE VI: The Wrath of Stan
173. JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION.
Blanches popularity at her favourite bar takes a plunge when Dorothy
gets up to sing
174.  MIDWINTER NIGHTS DREAM (Part 1) As the full
moon rises in a leap year, the fearless foursome are caught up in some
weird events.
175. MIDWINTER NIGHTS DREAM (Part 2)
176. ROSE: PORTRAIT OF A WOMAN
177. 
 HOME AGAIN ROSE (Part 1)
178. HOME AGAIN ROSE (Part 2)
179. ONE FLEW OUT OF THE CUCKOO'S NEST (Part 1)
180. ONE FLEW OUT OF THE  CUCKOO'S NEST (Part 2)
Plots without titles ............
?. When Dorothy's son Michael calls by, she
has to learn when it's time for a mother to let go and persuade him to
grow up. Rose has so much pressure at work that she literally has a pain
in the neck!
?. Blanche decides that the men in her life
are getting too old. Rose joins a group to help her create her own happiness
on a positive thinking course.
?. Rose introduces Miles to the others when
he invites her to attend a retirement party that he is holding for a fellow
college professor. Blanche is suffering from a lack of dates with men.
?. Blanche's Mother-in-Law dies and she is
reunited with her brother-in-law, Jamie. Rose and Dorothy both find that
there cars are missing, but soon find out why.
?. Dorothy tries to restore Sophia's memories
of her younger days by taking her back to Brooklyn. Blanche helps Rose
with a telephone survey.
? Rose is sure that her late husband is trying
to contact her from beyond the grave. Blanche trains a baseball player
by getting him to wear her underwear.
?. In an attempt to get her attention, Stan
sends Dorothy gifts. Rose has trouble at work when a colleague keeps distracting
her.
?. Blanche has a traffic accident in Rose's
car. Sophias friend Sister Agnes dies so she decides to join the convent.
?. Blanche helps Sophia to get ready for her
date with Tony. Rose receives news of a drought in St Olaf that affects
her relationship with Miles.
?. Rose wants a puppy. Dorothy takes Blanche
to the library but instead of picking up a book she gets a man - in a wheelchair.
?. Sophia calls a radio phone-in about her
daughter. Blanche resorts to doing laundry for her latest man, but Dorothy
doesn't like the way that Rex is treating Blanche. Rose is getting bored
of her relationship with Miles.
?. Blanche thinks that her life is over when
she receives news from her doctor so the girls take her to see a psychiatrist.
She is helped when they call in a vet to see their new pet Mink.
?. Rose & Sophia start a sandwich business.
Dorothy has a date but when Stan calls, she persuades Blanche to go out
with him, not expecting her to enjoy it.
?. Blanche gets a
surprise when her gay brother, Clayton, comes to stay. Rose and Dorothy
both get separate surprises at the Volunteer Award banquet
?. The girls go on a murder mystery weekend
to the Maltesse Falcon Club.
?. When termites are found living under the
house, the girls decide to move out for a few days to a Miami Beach hotel.
Blanche wins tickets to meet Bert Reynolds.
?. Dorothy arranges a birthday surprise for Sophia - a visit from her sister Angela
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