#Titel Jokes & Stories / Englisch / Internet Addiction
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You know everyone else is an
Internet addict when ...
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* tree barks are carved with james@arctic_circle.com
  loves jane@antarctica.com.

* you hear tarzan shouting EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-ORRRR-ORRRR-ORRR.

* Internet malls totally take over shopping malls.

* pagers are designed to accept the tilde and @ characters.

* computer systems come free with Internet accounts.

* the lead story in the papers is 'Minor Bug In Netscape Fixed' while
  and 'First Black President Elected To The White House' gets page 9
  because the lead story is 8 pages long with no ads.
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And you know you are an
Internet addict when ...
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* your wife emails you to tell you dinner is ready ... and you send a
  reply telling her to FTP it to you.

* you try to bookmark your favourite TV show, then realise you can't do
  it, before realising you don't watch TV anymore.

* you email your dog to fetch the papers.

* your ISP awards you with a 'Best Customer Award'.

* you are awarded with ISO 9001 certification.

* you have to check your ID to remember your real name.

* you have an email account for God.

* your dreams ask if your brain is frame-enabled before loading.

* you hook an IV to yourself so you don't need to go to the kitchen.

* you look at a white mouse and ask 'What's that?'

* you've forgotten how to speak.

* all your household appliances are fitted with keyboards and mice.

Hope you'll like my humble contribution
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Michael Douglas D. <michaeld@singnet.com.sg>
Singapore

     * It is hope which maintains most of mankind. (Sophocles) *