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    THIS ARTICLE IS OF IMPORTANCE

              TO ALL MEN
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            by Slade / A51
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Gentlemen,
Using  my  highly skilled journalistic
abilities,   I   can   offer  you  the
following  information  before  it  is
released in the very near future.

The  only thing the Government has not
taxed is the length of yer penis, this
is  mainly due to the fact that 98% of
the  time  it's  out  of  work and the
other  2%  it's in the hole.  Moreover
it  also  has  two dependants, both of
which are nuts!

Accordingly,   beginning  the  1st  of
January  1997 your willy will be taxed
according  to  it's  size,  using  the
WILLY  SIZE  CHART  below to determine
your  category  of  taxation.   Please
insert the information below.

To   save   any   embarrassment,  this
information  is  strictly confidential
and  typists  and  other  female staff
sign  a pledge not to titter or giggle
while checking these forms.

I thank you for your time.

  ]5         Yours Sincerely
   ]3          JOCK STRAP (HM Inspector)
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  10-12 inches ------  Luxury TAX
  8-10  inches ------  Pole TAX
  6-8   inches ------  Privilage TAX
  4-6   inches ------  Nuisance TAX
  Less that 1 inch --  (May apply for
                       National
                       Assistance!)

NOTE:   Anyone  under  ]3FOUR INCHES]1 is
eligible  for a refund.  Please do not
ask for an extension.

Males  exceeding ]312 INCHES]1 should file
under CAPITAL GAINS.

Exemptions from this tax are:
     A Penis less than 4 inches.
A Penis less the 1/8 inch in diameter.

Please  get a witness to sign this, so
we know the facts are true.

  Signature ........................

Witnessed by:
Wife/Mistress/Girlfriend   (Delete  as
necessary.)

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I'd thought that you'd like this!

    @3           Cheers!
      @4            SLADE >:)