<> *4@5 HOME & AWAY - PART FOUR *3]5@6 by Converse / A51 *1]1 @1 Home & Awaaaaay with youuuuuuuu each DAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! ]3Angel:]1 Hey Shane, should we go out to the park honey? We can take Dildo @7(re: Dillan-Ed.)@1 to play on the swings. ]3Shane:]1 Yeah, sounds like a good idea to me, let's go. @7 ררר@1 At the park: ]3Angel:]1 Shane, your shoelace is undone. ]3Shane:]1 Oh yeah, so it is. Shane bends over to tie his shoelace. ]3Angel:]1 SHANE!!! SHANE!!!! Look out there's an Australian Army Sherman tank thingy coming towards you at great speed. ]3Shane:]1 What? ...... Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! ]3Angel:]1 Oh no Shane! SHANE!!! ]3Shane:]1 Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Shane and Angel later recover from their drug taking session! @7 ררר@1 Meanwhile, Don Fisher is lying on the road: ]3Donald:]1 Help! Surely someone can see me dying here! ]3AlF:]1 DONALD! DONALD, is that you? ]3Donald:]1 Yes yes, I'm dying can't you see? ]3AlF:]1 Well, if you're going to take that tone with me, I'll leave you there. ]3Donald:]1 No, I was just kidding, I love you really... ]3AlF:]1 What?! Do you think I'm some sort of puff or something? ]3Donald:]1 Well, erm.... now you come to mention it... ]3AlF:]1 Right, that's it, FUCK YOU THEN! @7 ררר@1 Meanwhile, over at the (newly re-built) diner:- ]3Curtess:]1 So Sel, will yer tell me what yer want.... what yer really really want? ]3Selina:]1 I'll tell you what I ]5WANT]1, what I really really ]5WANT]1. ]3Curtess:]1 So, tell me what yer want, what yer really really want. ]3Selina:]1 I wanna I wanna, really really wanna punch your face in for sexually harassing me each episode! ]3Curtess:]1 Alright then, I'll stop it from now on. ]3Selina:]1 Right, thank ]5YOU]1. ]3Curtess:]1 Erm, So... Sel. ]3Selina:]1 Yeah? ]3Curtess:]1 Do you swallow or spit? ]3Selina:]1 Right that's it, I'm gonna kill you. @7 ררר@1 At that point (special guest star) Mark MSC walks in to the diner. ]3MSC:]1 Excuse me, could you tell me if there is anywhere I can stay, I'm not from here you see and I'm a PC owner too. ]3Selina:]1 Oh right, it's not often we get visitors from England, but I think I can help. ]3Curtess:]1 Pommy twat. ]3Selina:]1 Curtess will you just shut up... Anyway, if you walk across the road and follow the signs for Pippa's house, I'm sure she'll have a caravan for you. ]3MSC:]1 Ahh right, that's great thanks. @7(Polite bugger isn't he?-Ed.)@1 ]3MSC (...again):]1 Probably. @7 ררר@1 Over at Pippa's house, Jack's almost finished his lines. ]3Jack:]1 Aww come on Pip, how many more lines do I have to do? ]3Pippa:]1 Look Jack, you can snort another 10 and we'll call it quits okay? ]3Jack:]1 Arright. Mark MSC knocks on the door. ]3MSC:]1 Hello, is anybody there? ]3Pippa:]1 Yes yes, come in, it's not often we get English visitors out here, but we'll let you off this once. So what can I do for you? ]3MSC:]1 I need a caravan for a week. ]3Pippa:]1 Oh right, okay, you can have van number 6. ]3MSC:]1 I need Internet access as well.... I'm a PC owner you see. ]3Pippa:]1 Ahh right, a PC owner you say? Well, in that case, erm, you can have van number 10. ]3Jack & Steven (in sync):]1 OH NO! NOT VAN NUMBER.... TEN!!! ]3Pippa:]1 Calm down boys, I'm sure the lad won't mind a few rodent's here and there. Now go'n show him to his caravan. ]3Jack:]1 (tut) Okay. @7 ררר@1 Over at the caravan. ]3MSC:]1 Geez, look at this place, it's a mess! There's books, games and PC Format mags littered all over the place! ......Home from home! I'll take it. ]3Jack:]1 That'll be two thousand dollars please. @7 ררר@1 Meanwhile, Shane and Angel are still at the park and the drug's effects are wearing off... ]3Shane:]1 Angel, you are a silly moo, aren't you? ]3Angel:]1 Well, how was I to know it was a pram coming towards you and not a Sherman? ]3Shane:]1 I think the wheels were a slight giveaway! ]3Angel:]1 WAIT A MINUTE! Where's Dildo?... Dildo! Dildo!! ]3Shane:]1 Angel, calm down. He's over there being mauled by a vicious dog. Aww, in't that nice... they're playing. ]3Angel:]1 WHAT?!! Dildo's being what?!!! ]3Shane:]1 Relax Angel, I was just joking, he's in the pram..... ]3Angel:]1 Phew! ]3Shane:]1 In the pram................... with a pit bull! @7 ררר@1 Meanwhile, back at school... ]3Steven Matteson:]1 So, who can tell me what 98989898 * 42 is? MSC walks in. ]3MSC:]1 4157575716 @5[You sad bastard, Converse! I bet you actually found a calculator and worked that out, just to put it in this article. In fact I know you did coz I checked ...Oops! zYLAX!] @1 ]3Steven:]1 That's right, you are a clever git, aren't you? ]3MSC:]1 Yes. I got 9 GCSE "A" grades you know. ]3Steven:]1 Is that right? Go and sit in the clever row with Shannon and Sally then. ]3Shannon:]1 So what's your name? ]3MSC:]1 Mark MSC, I'm a PC owner! ]3Shannon:]1 Sooo, what do you like to see in a girl? ]3MSC:]1 Erm, well, 'um... arrr. ]3Shannon:]1 How about coffee at my place tonight? ]3MSC:]1 'ummm, errrrr... ]3Shannon:]1 I give good head you know. ]3MSC:]1 Waaaaaaaaaahh!!! MUMMY!! HELP!!! He shouts running out of the class. You know we belong togetheeeer, Woooooooo 'OOOOOOOoooooooooo.... @6 ----===*===----@1 Don Fisher is seriously on the brink of death.... But do we care? Shannon discovers a life of vice and so does Sally. Sally works on the accounts and Shannon does "the hard work". Will Mark ever settle in at Summer Day High? Shane finally gets killed when he gets attacked by a swarm of killer bees. ]5Don't miss the next.... episode of Home & Away!