<> *4@7 THE DJ ALAN P THORPE SHOW (THE SHOW THAT'S SO CRAP, ONLY ALAN P THORPE WOULD TOUCH IT!) *3]5@2 by Converse / A51 *1]1 @1 ]3DJ Alan:]1 Click. ]3DJ Alan:]1 Click. Click. ]3DJ Alan:]1 Ooops! Sorry listeners, I forgot to turn my mike on. Welcome to the DJ Alan P Thorpe show. Yep, I'm back after a well deserved break. Well, actually I was sacked for some reason, but I've managed to nick a transmitter and now I'm broadcasting from the Irish Sea. But I can't tell you exactly "where" in the Irish Sea because my radio station is now a pirate radio station.... Cool huh?! Today, we're giving away some great prizes on our great quiz. The prize this month is a brand new Honda Mondeo. Phone in now if you know the answer. Just before we go over to the break, I've got one or two dedications to read out. This one's from Cassy and she'd like to apologise to someone named Matt... ]5"Apparently, she called him pencil dick and refused to take his £70."]1 Good on'ya luv! Another one here from Kev. It's to his Mum. Kevin says... ]5"IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I HATE YOU!! GOD, I HAVE TO ]5DO EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE!"]1 Sheesh! Mums! Don't you just hate them? Let's go over to the break now.... @6 -----+-----@1 ]5"Do you stink of shit? Life getting you down? Well, come and visit the PC club, it's open to all ages between 50 and 51..."]1 ]5"PC owners lah laaah we're the best.... keep the vest.... laaah laaah."]1 ]5"Mersey bus regrets to inform passengers that our buses are off from May 1st '97 to Jan '99 as part of our environment clean up program. However the number 32 and 33 will be running a service.... when they feel like it! Thank you for your support."]1 @6 -----+-----@1 Okaaaaaaay, it's MEE, I'm back! Alan P Thorpe, spelt with a "D". We've got some really happenin' tunez for you today.... Ooops, I seem to have dropped the CD player into the... erm... water. Never mind, I'll just have to sing to you all... Any requests? Phone now on 0227 37 47 555. ]3Alan:]1 Hello, who's calling mega gRRRReat DJ Alan P Thorpe. ]3Caller:]1 Hello? Is this dial a shag? ]3Alan:]1 Err, sort of... what's yer name? ]3Caller:]1 Terry. ]3Alan:]1 Right then Terry, fire away. ]3Caller:]1 Oh right, so I'm walking into your bedroom and you've got nothing on, what are you going to do to me? ]3Alan:]1 Err, are you a puff? ]3Caller:]1 Why? ]3Alan:]1 Coz I'm a fella and I'm a DJ. ]3Caller:]1 Shit! Am I on the radio? ]3Alan:]1 Yup. ]3Caller:]5 Arrrrrghhhh!!!]1 ]3Alan:]1 Damn, I've been caught... Pah! and I would've got away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids. @6 -----+-----@1 BTF apologises for the interruption and we hope to have DJ Alan P Thorpe back in a moment, meanwhile here's one of those irritating noises... 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