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          Newsflash 15 - Editorial/News from Wet'n'Windswept England
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                                   Welcome
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  Hello again, thanks to everyone  for  the  response  lately and I hope you
  find this crunchy issue of Newsflash as tasty as the previous ones.. check
  out disk two for an  outta-dis-world  fantastic  program courtesy of those
  nice guys in Strommen, Lars  and  Anders  Hamre  and  also Rune Johnsrud -
  thanks a lot guys.

  Well, well well well! Here I am  sat  squinting at the same old dirty 1084
  monitor pondering at what  to  scribble  again  and  not  in  the mood for
  writing, oh well. After  all  these  editorials  it  get's a bit difficult
  thinking of stuff to come up with  but  I  suppose  if I nip down and grab
  myself a coffee I'll think of something... <pause for coffee>...

  Radiators.

  That's what I thought of.. sod-all to  do  with amigas so I guess I better
  have another think... ah yes..


                         East or West, Amiga is best!
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  It was nice to hear from a  musician the other day, especially considering
  where he was based, Gdansk, Warsaw, Poland  - which just goes to show that
  the Amiga is sneaking over the borders of every country, perhaps we'll see
  a "Gorbochev Peace-Prize Mega  Demo"  from  Russia shortly. Hopefully this
  will carry on and soon we will  conquer  the world.. Amiga users unite the
  world over.. well, it's a thought.

  All sorts have been hapenning back here at home and I'll be able to give a
  little bit away in the near future.. ooerr - what can it be?


                             Putting on the Show
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  It will be the time for shows again very soon, here in the Uk there is the
  Computer Shopper Show at Wembley  conference  centre, expect 25,000 hungry
  customers charging around looking for bargains  -  don't expect to see any
  Newsflash contingent at this place! In  Germany there will be the Ami-Expo
  and I'm unfortunatly unable to attend for  the usual reasons, as they say,
  "Money Talks" - but all  mine  says  is  "goodbye". In November there will
  also be the Commodore Christmas  show  at  Novotel  -  I'll be down on the
  Sunday where myself and a few others  are planning a "meet", members of my
  bbs and friends will be located  in  a  bar  somewhere - if you'ld like to
  join in, let me know...


                        Issue 16 - Delayed... sorry...
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  Onto the issue of Newsflash  number  16.  We  have decided to release this
  issue in the first week of January,  releasing this issue in November. The
  reason for this is the Christmas break  and I hope this will not disapoint
  too many people. What we can  promise  is, of course, a blockbusting issue
  to start the year 1991... coo.. where  did 1990 go? There are good reasons
  for us delaying a few weeks and I'd  like  to think that over the last six
  months we've done very well  to  meet  all  the  deadlines AND improve the
  magazine every issue.


            Powerpacker Professional starts crunching this month!
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  Powerpacker is also released this month and  I must thank everyone who has
  waited patiently for delivery of this product, I've had to wait as long as
  all of you but hopefully you'll be  of  the opinion that the wait was well
  worth it. Thanks again, for us to  release  software and not lose money we
  have to be  very  cautious,  it's  important  that  firstly the programmer
  recieves adequate reward for his great work  - Francois Nico has done more
  for the Amiga with his Powerpacker  and  utilities than many others and it
  would nice if  people  would  recognise  this  fact  by  buying his latest
  version, which is available at  an  attractive  price. The people who will
  upload the latest version onto  BB's  and  spread  it  far and wide really
  aren't worth dealing with and are  usually  the  first to start moaning if
  someone uses their programs.. please treat  ANYONE  who uses a pirate copy
  of Powerpacker 3.0 Professional with  distain,  I  really have no time for
  such people, I just do not know what  more we can do for people, the price
  is low, the quality is high, there can be NO excuses. End of serious bit.

  Note: PP3.1b is NOT the official version and is a hacked one found on many
  bulletin boards - and in fact crashes often.


          Christmas (Like Mary Whitehouse) comes but once a year...
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  Phew, with all that off my chest I can relax a little, it's soon christmas
  and that means one thing...  masses  and  masses  of Software to flood the
  market and also a new version of Kick  Off  2 which is rumoured to have 32
  colours and enhanced sound and  graphics..  woo  indeed! Anco have gone on
  record as saying it might run a  little  bit slower, but all that means is
  might be even more playable... Anco  have  run  into  a spot of bother for
  advertising Kick Off 2 with features  that  were not present and have been
  accused of "rushing" the product  in  time  for  the  World Cup, also they
  bumped up the price by a fiver.  Well  I for one wasn't too disapointed as
  it's EASILY the most playable  soccer  game,  indeed most playable game on
  the Amiga, I did feel Anco were  cashing  in  on the World Cup but with it
  being once every 4 years and  software  like  this only appearing every so
  often, who can blame  them?  I'm  looking  forward  to  the enhanced Amiga
  version for 1meg and I've heard there will be a trade in offer or similar.


      New craze worse than any green reptile thing that scoffs pizza...
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  CDTV is continuing to dominate the headlines over here although I think by
  the time it arrives on the scene in  February, most people will be sick to
  death of hearing about it... I know I am, but then again there hasn't been
  a football game announced...


             Mr Wilks unleashes new Amos (tired Amos basic joke)
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  Users of Amos will be pleased to  know  that a further issue of the editor
  has been produced,  cleaning  a  few  more  errors  up  and  that enhanced
  convertors and tools are now available,  take  a  look at the Amos program
  this issue and remember you saw  it  first  on Newsflash. I'm also editing
  and compiling the AMOS PD  series  for  Mandarin  at the moment, if you'ld
  like full details and lists, or have anything to donate please contact:

    Sandra Sharkey, Amos PD, 25 Park Road, Wigan, WN6 7AA, Tel 0942 495261


                           Non-event of the month:
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  The "great" Leeds and Bradford Comms meet  in  a pub in Leeds, if this one
  was great I would  like  to  see  the  poor  one,  even  the Eces show was
  organised in comparison... 2 PC owners and  a small dog do not constitue a
  large-scale comms meet, ah well I  suppose  I  did  win five pounds on the
  fruit machine.


                          Late-replys and Apologies:
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  Apologies to people waiting a while for responses and stuff to letters but
  I've been snowed under and rather busy  of lately  but you should have had
  something by now.. thanks for being patient.


                  Analysis of American Amiga Users Part II:
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  After the pityful letters from America  it  was  nice to get in touch with
  one guy who really appreciates what we're trying to do and rates Newsflash
  very highly, as a "breath of  fresh  air"  over  there, where he says, too
  many people are taking things far too  seriously. My thanks to Rick Hunter
  of Sarasota, Florida  for  the  many  phone-calls  and  for  the comments.
  Apparantly Newsflash is  wowing  a  lot  of  people  over  there  and it's
  especially the music from  Bjorn,  Allister  and  Seb  that's doing it, so
  remember guys, if you can, use a  play-routine that plays fine on both PAL
  and NTSC if you don't want 20%  faster  music... a switch in your programs
  to change from  PAL  to  NTSC  would  be  appreciated  by the enthusiastic
  American Amiga fans I'm told.


                            Royalties... nearly...
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  Newsflash UK will hopefully, in the next  few months be able to offer some
  royalties/payments for contributors.. this all  depends  on how things go,
  at the moment we cannot afford to but  it has always been our intention to
  reward talent and the many kind people  who contribute to the magazine. At
  the moment, Newsflash represents  a  fine  medium  for  people to show the
  world their talent - many examples are the fine art, music and programming
  which has lead to us  and  other  companies  forging  links. We have lot's
  planned for the future and this  includes  all our contributors. Anyone is
  welcome to contribute, in any way, text,  art, music or programming - just
  join in and get a name  for  yourself  and  then we can include in further
  work if it becomes available.


                               End of the road
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  Now it's time to end the editorial  for the people who don't appreciate my
  rather strange sense of humour and time for you to hit escape or close the
  window. For others, light relief  can  be  sought  by reading the banter..
  don't blame me, I  don't  own  the  show,  I  just  present it. The banter
  carries on after the "bye" bit...

  So it's au-revoir, auf weidersehen, something in Norwegian and goodbye for
  the moment, we'll see you again in the  new  year, I know it sounds a long
  time off but it's  only  about  5/6  weeks..  (I'm  writing  this in early
  October so it sounds AGES away!! but such are deadlines)

  Have a good christmas, don't gorge  yourself  on  food and drink, I shan't
  (ha! some chance..) look out for digitised  fun next issue and more of the
  similar and a great issue to kick off a new year.. which will hopefully be
  as productive as the last one was for Newsflash and it's readers.

  Bye,

  Martyn, Ossett, Yorkshire, England.


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               Bull, Banter and Browbeatin' - My chance to yak
              Everything not about the Amiga can be found here!
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  Warning: This text is purely the personal  thoughts of the UK editor, does
  not represent the views of Newsflash or  it's readers. It is not about the
  Amiga but just general chat, it represents  a tiny proportion of the whole
  Newsflash disk and is included for those  people  who do like to read such
  rubbish... if you have a complaint  then use your favourite word-processor
  to write it out and then exercise the cli command DELETE on it.

  Well, first of all I'd like for  any  religious people to skip this bit, I
  believe in freedom of speech, each to their own etc, but I'm editor so I'm
  having my say, it's my right to, I'm not getting into arguments but what I
  hate is people trying to force their  views and beliefs upon me. The other
  day I was busy working away when there was a knock upon the door, hmm, not
  too strange - "that'll be the front door, and I was right" as Kevin Turvey
  might say. What greeted me was an ageing  gent and his missus stood in the
  background... "Have you ever read the bible?" he asked....  ARRRGGHHH!!!!!
  This guy just would  NOT  take  "No  thanks"  for  an  answer,  I was very
  curteous and honest, I do NOT read the bible, have NO intention of reading
  the bible, do not WANT to read the bible - the only literature I have read
  about the whole affair is "Was God  an astronaut?" - this didn't amuse him
  however...  In the end I managed to convince him I was more likely to take
  the form of a pig  and  take  to  the  skies  rather than subscribe to his
  religious publication. I mean, I do not go around knocking on doors saying
  stuff like "Excuse me, I live local  and  I  wondered if you had ever read
  Newsflash? - It's very enlightening, about  the  messiah Dino Dini and the
  arc angel Francois Nico and deciples  of  the Heavenly Editorial" or "Have
  you found the faith in a bottle of  Newky  brown ale? - Can I interest you
  in a crate or two ?" you  should  not force your opinions on anyone, don't
  do it - if someone tell's you to sod-off.. respect their wishes.

  It was party time the other week,  a  friend of mine had his 21st birthday
  in a pub a few miles away and as far as I can remember it was a good night
  although I was found wandering about in  a garden at 2.30am. I can vaguely
  remember doing the can-can at  one  time  and blowing up some jumbo-grease
  balloons at one point - this  goes  to  prove  that  if you attend a 21'st
  party, make sure you take a piece  of  paper with your name and address on
  it so you can be safely returned home the next morning.

  Another interesting topic is the fact that  you assume an image of someone
  through computer contact, ie pen-pals  and  especially comms stuff as each
  person usually has a handle/knickname and their own style. It can be quite
  a  suprise  when  you  meet  someone   who  has  a  thoroughly  exhuberent
  personality  on  a  bbs  then  you  meet  them  and  they  are  so  quiet,
  conservative and reserved.. rather like  little  old  me, who wouldn't say
  boo to a goose. (honest.. snigger)  Many  a  time I've met people or heard
  people say "...but you  don't  look  like  him..."  "...I thought you were
  taller...." or "...I expected someone with only one nose..." etc. The best
  ever was "ooh, you're much more handsome than I had expected.." well, I've
  stayed well clear of that "guy" as you'ld expect... probably some innocent
  comment but better safe than sorry... gulp...

  BT recently ripped me off with another outrageous phone bill, I just don't
  know how they do it.. well I  didn't  until I wrote a call-cost calculator
  the other day... very  revealing,  don't  EVER  call  Afghanistan, an hour
  would set you back around  £170!  Fortunatly  the need to call Afghanistan
  hasn't arisen as yet.

  Ok, time to fly... say goodbye.

  Martyn.

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