ARE YOU A MARTIAN?           
         FIND OUT BY TAKING           
       THE NATIONAL COMPILER          
  SPACE ALIEN IDENTIFICATION TEST!    
                                      
   It's true.  Space aliens are among 
us.  At the grocery store.  At the    
ball game.  Maybe even across the     
dinner table!  Your boss may be a     
Martian.  Your neighbor may be a      
Martian.  YOU may be a Martian.  How  
can you know for sure?  As a public   
service, the National Compiler offers 
this exam.  Don't live in doubt.      
Type in your answer to each question  
and then type a RETURN (except for    
multiple choice questions).           
                                      
1.  Your first name:                  
2.  Last name:                        
3.  Do you root for Earth when        
    watching "War of the Worlds"      
    on the late show? (Y/N)           
4.  Age:                              
5.  Favorite planet:                  
6.  Job (in one word, e.g., lawyer,   
    student, banker, programmer,      
    housewife, musician, etc.):       
7.  City:                             
8.  State (use 2-letter postal code,  
    e.g., MA, NY, CO, etc):           
9.  Is "My Favorite Martian" your     
    favorite TV show? (Y/N)           
10. First name of boyfriend,          
    girlfriend, or spouse:            
11. Last name of spouse or friend:    
12. Do you like Mars bars? (Y/N)      
13. Favorite food:                    
14. Favorite hobby (one word):        
15. Sexiest movie star: (A) E.T.,     
    (B) Yoda, (C) Miss Piggy          
16. Is "The Martian Chronicles" your  
    favorite book? (Y/N)              
17. Name of disease most afraid of:   
18. Do antennae grow from your        
    forehead? (Y/N)                   
19. Are you a mars-upial? (Y/N)       
20. Do you like marzipan? (Y/N)       
21. Favorite pet (dog, cat, etc.):    
22. Name of pet (Fido, Spot, etc.):   
23. What it likes to do most          
    (barking, scratching, singing,    
    etc.):                            
24. Does your insurance policy cover  
    meteor damage? (Y/N)              
25. Are you little and/or green? (Y/N)
26. Name of your favorite style of    
    dancing (ballet, tango, waltz,    
    etc.):                            
27. Name of the most repulsive insect 
    you can think of (plural form):   
28. Your favorite flower:             
29. Name of the most remote country   
    you can think of:                 
30. The silliest girl's name you can  
    think of:                         
31. Do you drink Marsala wine? (Y/N)  
32. Is red your favorite color? (Y/N) 
33. Which restaurant on Saturn, in    
    your opinion, serves the best     
    meal?                             
    (A) The Orbit Room,               
    (B) Super Nova Snacks,            
    (C) Trader Vic's                  
34. Favorite tropical fish:           
    (A) guppies, (B) tetras,          
    (C) bettas, (D) angel fish,       
    (E) barbs                         
35. Number of pounds of food you eat  
    in one day:                       
    (A) 5, (B) 10, (C) 20, (D) 150    
Do you have an Epson compatible       
printer for printing the results Y/N? 
                                      
                                      
                                      
  To learn whether you are a Martian, 
         press the SPACE BAR.