OK freaks, now some jokes coming up from MicroStar!

#include intuition/brain.h
#include hardware/loughsystem.h
#define LOUGHLENGTH two_hours
	
1. Male are disgraced in their lifetime twice : First time it's when they can't
do it second time , and second time when they can't do it even first time!

2.  Two English on desolated island are talking :
        - British ?
        - English !
        - Oxford ?
        - Cambridge !
        - Labourist ?
        - Conservative !
        - Homosexual ?
        - No !
        - What a pity!

3. - How do hodgehogs make love?
   - I don't know !
   - Very, very carefully !

4. A letter to Funzine editors:
        - Dear editors, my husband is a real sexual maniac. He never leaves
me alone. He makes love to me whole night, under the shower, while I'm cooking
the lunch, clearing the dust... What shall I do. Desperate.
        p.s. Sorry for bended hand-writting!

5. An idiot comes to psychiatrist. Doc draws a circle and asks:
        - What does this remind you on ?
        - Sex ! - Answers the patient.
   Doctor draws rectangle and asks :
        - What about this one ?
        - Sex ! 
        - You stupid idiot! You are a sexual maniac !
        - Well, doctor, who is drawing a sex : you or me ?

6. On highway in America there's a message : "Beware of Joe The Homos". A 
driver finds more and more warnings. He finds a light arrow leading from 
the highway. He follows it and comes to another one pointing to the ground.
He gets out of the car and finds the piece of paper on the ground. He bends to 
take it and reads : "It's too late now..."

7. Two idiots are talking :
        - Let's play consumer-and-baker ! I'm baker !
        - Ok ! Give me two liters of bread, please .
        - You moron ! Let's change our roles. I'll be consumer. Give me 
two kilos of bread, please.
        - No way, you have no bottle !

8. On psycho-clinic patients are doing written-test. One of them writes five
pages. Doc asks him:
        - Ok, read us begining of your text!
        - Cowboy Joe goes to Oklahoma City !
        - Very well. Now read end of text.
        - Cowboy Joe arrived into Oklahoma City.
        - Hmmm. What is in the middle ?
        - K,k,k,k,k,...

      MicroStar !