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  HI!
  ¯¯¯
  this is PaperBoy again on the keyboard. I had a little trouble with the
  post this week. It wasn`t because of faking. Some of your packages came
  to me in "a plastic bag" (I don`t know the word) and there was printed
  text "Tämä paketti saapui vahingoittuneena Helsingin postikeskukseen"
  on the envelope. In english: This package came damaged to Helsinki
  postcenter. School is really difficult to me, but that`s normal to me. 
  I`ve been thinking that maybe I could always copy disks at weekends and 
  sent packages away at Monday. It might be that sometimes I`m having tests
  at school and I`ll have to study at weekends too. Anyway I can promise
  that I`ll do best to get packages sented away fast.
  OK. Info about me to new contacts:
	Handle: Paperboy
	Group:  Simplex
	Functions: Swapper (70 contacts), packmaker and a²=b²+c²
	Real Name: Jarkko
	Age: 16
	Hair: Dark/Black
	Eyes: Blue
	Piece of forniture: A1200 without external memory or HD

  I hope it`s enough. If you need to know more then just ask.

My addy:
                             Paperboy/Simplex
                              Jarkko Tarnanen
                              Harakankatu 5B
                                15610 Lahti
                                  Finland

Do you need more contacts?
Try these addresses:

  MC SPICY/SAVIOR	CRAZYD/C-LOUS		MARE/DIFFUSION
  Timo Oksanen		Fredrik Johansson	Markku Luukkainen
  Sammontorpantie 2G	Dansaregatan 3-2	95210 Filpus
  13500 Hämeenlinna	603 67 Norrköping	Finland
  Finland		Sweden

  KIPERS/AMNESTY	DUST DEVIL		SLURRY/BLACK FISHY
  Ul.Konopniekiej 3/30  c/o Yorrs Warren Hotel  Jonas Bergström
  32- 300 Olkusz	Stoneykirk		Stålnackes Väg 5
  Poland		Stranraer		68391 Hagfors
			Wigyshirg		Sweden
			Scotland
			DG9 9DH

  ZAP/TOMATO DESIGN     EXOLON/TILT		OBA/ILLUSION
  Jan R.Knudsen		Maciej Turczynin	Jakub Pienkowski
  Norrebrogade 1262th	Wiosenna 25/6		P.O.Box 105
  8900 Randers		57300 Klodzko		12-100 Szczytno
  Denmark		Poland			Poland

  ALHAZRED/SPASM	 WARLOCK/ELECTRA	MESSERSCHMITT/RAM JAM
  Aymeric Hiltenbrand	 Christian Mezöfi	P.O.Box.48
  12 Rue du berry	 John Erikssons gt.60	4015 Debrecen
  59700 Marcq-en-Baroeul 55472 Jonköping	Hungary
  France		 Sweden


 If you know these people, would you tell them that I`m waiting for
 a package from them. They seem to have long delay.

                            Danny Kane/Eskimos
                             Jay Master/indp.
                           House-a-holic/Sacred
                             Rapper/Isch Crew
                               Vortex/Bronx
                              Michael Lorentz
                              Lenin/Freezers
                              Gurgle/Mad Elks
                              Viper/Diffusion
                            Dodger/Interactive
                               Blitzer/F.C.I
                             Deceiver/Decnite
                              Hacksaw/Chrome
                           Gold Dragon/Unlimited
                              Blazer/Fanatic?

 Simplex news - no big changes

SIMPLEX:	- Warlock joined
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯	- Paperboy (independent) joined as a mainswapper
		- Nesi changed handle to Cryndzen
		
	    Official Memberlist 26.8.1994
		B.P.M     - Music, Swap
		CHIPSET   - Code
		CRYNDZEN  - Modemtrader
		DAVE	  - Gfx, Organiser
		FRANK	  - Gfx
		NAVVIE	  - Code
		PAPERBOY  - Mainswapper, Packs
		WARLOCK	  - Gfx, Swap

ATTENTION! --->	SIMPLEX WHQ BBS Voodoo Magic is now OFFLINE, because
		hardwareproblems...SORRY!!!

  DAVE LOGGED IN NODE#2
  (Dave/SPX says sum words in this place...we are looking for talented
  guys/girls to join us!!! GRAPHICIANS, CODERS and MUSICIANS are very
  welcome...send some samples to PaperBoy! We have also plans to orga-
  nize a PC-section, so there is also BIG need of talented members!!!
  Call Voodoo Magic when it is back ONLINE!!!	         Dave out...)

  Paperboy is back...

  OK. Personal Messages:


            I HAVE TWO (4) MESSAGES TO ALL OF YOU. READ THEM!!


	MESSAGE1:	STAMPS BACK!!!
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	MESSAGE2: I`ll make a votesheet file to my Sleeping Packs now on.
  The reason is that I`m now the official spreader of Blaggy, but I`ll
  add some other votesheets there too. Could you fill them and send
  back to me? I`ll sent them to editors. If I won`t sent Sleeping Pack
  to you this time, then I`ll make a stuff disk and add votesheet file
  there. Especially Blaggy votesheet is important so fill it!!!

  AKIRO/BLACK JACK: Kiva kun sendit näinkin nopeesti.Mä kyllä en oottanu
  mitää ennen joulua mutta kiva kun näin. Mä en spreidaa tota Steel Song:a
  ku joku puheli häirikkö soitti ja käski jättää levittämättä. Mä oon muuten
  keränny voteja Blaggyyn, mutta vaan yks on tähän mennessä votennu (MC Spicy
  of Savior). Mä lähetän sen votet nyt sulle. En mä oikee jaksa tähä mitää 
  kirjottaa ku mä vielä kuitenki soitan sulle ennenku lähetän mitään (jos oot 
  kotona). CU! ja perkele MERKKI TAKAS!!! SAATANA

  ENZYME/SAINTS: Kiitti vaan kaikesta mutta en oo oikeen ehtiny ees tarkistaa
  mitä sä lähetit (koulu). Eipä toi stuffi yleensä niin tärkeetä oo ja 
  ehtiihän ne levyt tarkistaa myöhemminkin. Ois mukava saada pitkä kirje
  sulta ja kyllä mäkin vastaisin pitkällä kirjeellä vaikka ois kuinka kiire.
  Toi koulu on turhan työlästä. Meillä on "hullu" liikan ope. Pitäis ens
  viikolla juosta 7 kilsan lenkki. Kävin tänään (25.8)tossa pururadalla ja en
  jaksanu juosta ku 3 kilsaa! Täytyy treenata lisää muuten kuolee. Talvella
  me hiihdellään tollasia pieniä kuntolenkkejä (20-30 kilsaa). Se ope ei
  tiedä ku kaks urheilulajia: Juoksu ja hiihto. Niin ja onhan mulla toi
  laaja matikka. Lopon mielestä normaaleilla aivoilla varustetun ihmisen
  pitäis pärjätä kaikissa aineissa. Onkohan mulla surkastuneet aivot vai
  kusettiko se? Kyllä mä ne votesheetit täytän jos vaan muistan ja mä 
  pistän vaikka jotain advertteja+muuta supporttia tulee kans. Voisinko
  mä muuten kuulua siihen Sign- ryhmään jos kerään tarpeeks voteja?
  CU! 

  EXCEL/FREEZERS: What the hell! Who is this guy? Why is he writing to me?
  Well my introduction and address were in the beginning and I got your
  address from Warlock. He told that you are real good swapper so why not
  contact you. This is a bit difficult to write something when I don`t 
  know you. Do you swap games? I really don`t know what to write so
  CU! 

  EXOLON/TILT: Thanks for stuff. I had some but Who cares. So fuckin
  what. I don`t care about stuff so much. My number of contacts is
  around 70 now (almost same as yours). Really weird but your
  package arrived at the same day that Oba`s package came too. Nice
  pics again I see. Yeah stuff doesn`t really matter if I just get
  this kind of pics from you! I saw your name on Things list. 
  Gongratulations about that. I remember how you sented few votesheets
  to me. I should have voted for you but I somehow forgot you (really).
  My top three contacts in Poland are: Exolon/Tilt, Kipers/Amnesty and
  Ranger/LBD. Do you know them? Oba was also on charts so he is elite
  swapper then. Thanks for sending my old stamps back too. I`ve got
  nothing more to say. CU! 

  FATE/OUTLAWS: Thanks for contacting B.P.M, but he doesn`t do mailtrading
  anymore. B.P.M visited me today and gave me your contact letter. It`s 
  real good one: photo and it`s really long. Sorry for being "unpersonal",
  but I`m bussy with school and I can`t be personal to all. You don`t have
  to write long letter to me ofcourse but perhaps something more than just
  Hi and send soon. I`m interested in VHS swapping but I won`t send any
  tape this time, sorry for that too. My latest movies are: Robocop 3,
  Demolition Man, The Last Action Hero, Sniper, The Addams Family 2,
  The Stand 1&2..... Is there anything interesting? Could you send
  games? I`d like to get some neew games. Trading illegal wares would be
  cool! I can swap 10 disks at maximum. Add disks if possible. I can`t send
  you stamps back because B.P.M didn`t gave them to me. My introduction
  and address were in the beginning of letter. CU!

  KRUSEN/METRO: Well, it sure took a while but you had a good reason for
  your delay. As you can see I`m a bit different swapper than Dave.
  I`m faster (who wouldn`t be?) and I use standard letters. Your
  message to me was quite short so I don`t really know what to write
  here. I hope you can be faster this time!

  MARE/DIFFUSION: Kiitti stuffista mutta tällä kertaa mulla sattuu oleen
  kaikki. Perkule on toi vitutus kerroin nyt aika korkealla. Ei se johdu
  huonosta stuffista vaan omasta tyhmyydestä. Mä melkeen hävitin tän
  levyn missä mun kirjeet, advertit ym. on. Viimesen tunnin tossa 
  manailin itteäni ja etin levyä. Onneks löyty! En mä sanois, että sä
  oot sokea, vaikket nähnykään meitä assyillä. Siellä oli sentään 
  aika paljo väkeä.
  Juu se Roketz on hyvä ja tulee lyömään Turboraketin 10-0, mutta tiesitkö,
  että se peli on saman tekijän tekemä? Alunperin pelin nimi piti kuulemma
  olla Turboraketti 3, mutta pelitalo ei suostunu siihen. Kuten tiedät
  niin se oli jonkun oudon pelitalon tekemä (se äijä kuulemma työskentelee
  siinä firmassa nykysin). Ei se sitä peliä täysin yksin oo tehny.
  Voihan toki olla, että tää on paskapuhetta joten älä nyt ota kaikkea
  ihan kirjaimelisesti mutta se tosin olla tottakin. Kyllä mulla se Dune 2
  on mutta en oo hirveesti ehtiny pelata sitä. 

  MC SPICY/SAVIOR: Sori kun ei mikää toiminu. Mä lähetän nyt vaikka Sleeping
  Pack #13 jos jaksan tehä sen. Kai siinä jotain sellaista on mikä 500:lla
  toimii kans. Ihan kiva kun jaksoit voteta edes osaan. En mäkään jaksa
  täyttää montaa votesheettiä kerralla. Mä pistelen noi votet tosta etiäpäin
  mutta esim. Chart:ssa voi kestää kauan. Italialaiset on vähän laiskaa
  porukkaa näet. Charts 12:ta oli pelkkä Paperboy voterina eli se vote 
  oli varmaan se minkä mä lähetin sinne vuoden alussa. Mäkin ostin
  1200:n sen takia ku mikää ei tahtonu toimia 500:lla. Mä juttelin B.P.M:n
  kanssa ja se ois kiinnostunu module swappailusta, Mä laitan sen osotteen
  paperilapulle niin voit kirjotella sille. Se vastaa 100% varmasti.
  Toi sun stuffi oli tosi hyvää. Kiitti! Mulla ei ollut niitä ennestään.
  Munhan ei pitäis sun votejas arvostella mutta voihan sitä kiittää ainakin
  kun et votennu mua lameimmaks swapperiks. Mr.King on vähä ongelmatapaus.
  Se jäi viime keväänä feikeistä kii ja se ei oo sen jälkeen lähettäny
  yhtään pakettia (mun tietääkseni). Silti se kaveri on listoilla ykkösenä!
  Huhut tosin kertoo, että se ois palannu sceneen. Swappailitko sä sen kanssa?

  OBA/ILLUSION: Thanks for cool stuff and letter. Stuff really was
  cool but your Trackmo didn`t work perfectly. Did your trackmo take
  one or two disks? There were two disks, which were not dos disk.
  Was there some stuff from Intel Outside party on the other disk?
  I don`t know when I can`t check it, but I must watch your trackmo
  again (maybe it works now!). GAMES GAMES GAMES!!! Yes I want games!
  Can you send some? I`ll add one disk this time and then there is 4
  disks in this package. Can you swap more disks? I`m ready to swap
  10 disks at the maximum. So you have all new games and then I can`t
  ofcourse send any games to you. My latest this moment are: Syndicate -
  American Revolution, Frontier AGA, HOI! AGA and Frontier AGA. You
  should have all those and please, don`t send any games, which are
  older than those. Something newer! Your bad english doesn`t matter.
  Writing letters is a good way to improve your skills. I promise I`ll
  spread your trackmo. It looked great but it didn`t work perfectly
  (I`ll try again) Oh I`m now really beginning to be tired 
  (school, swapping, homeworks...) So I`ll stop here.
  CU!   

  SLAM/TRANCE: Thanks for answering me! Ofcourse the stuff was good too.
  One thing bothers me: Where was your letter? I couldn`t find it. Maybe
  you just forgot to copy it on the disk? Could you tell in your next
  letter something about yourself. If I remember right your advert said,
  that you also swap illegal wares. I`ll try to send something illegal
  this time. I`ve got nothing more to say so CU!

  VON BROOM/D.DEMON: Thanks for contacting B.P.M, but he doesn`t do 
  mailtrading anymore. Do you really hate packs? I`m the packmaker of
  Sleeping Pack, but I can`t send it to you if you hate it. I`ll try
  to send something else cool. Simplex is quite lame. We are all
  talented members but we are also really lazy and because of that we
  are no elite. Sorry for this short personal message but I`m in hurry
  and I don`t really know what to write here. My letter and introduction
  were in the beginning of letter. CU!

  WARLOCK/SIMPLEX? If you read the beginning of letter then you know
  I`ve been having problems with the post. Your package was also
  smashed and disks didn`t work perfectly. Well it`s not your fault.
  Diffusion? That`s a group where everyone can join. Diffusion and
  Black Jack members can join Simplex if they elite&cool guys like
  you. I can spread your adverts to some mags. Some maineditors don`t
  accept adverts from my contacts when I support their mag, but still
  I promise to spread them. Perhaps I should put your add to my
  "contax corner". Swapping with only one disk sounds weird but it`s Ok.
  Why don`t you use fake? BTW I USE FAKE so stamps back this time,
  please! I`m real public enemy number 1. Faked stamps & illegal wares.
  As you can see I wrote Warlock/Simplex in the beginning. You can join,
  but I don`t know what Dave expects you to do. There is one intro, which
  is ready but it doesn`t work on A1200. Our coder Navvie has A500 and 
  when he codes something they never work on 1200. That`s the reason why
  our products have always been delayed. If you have any new pics or logos
  for us then sent them. If you are not kept busy by Diffusion or Electra
  then maybe you can sent to me Simplex/Sleeping Pack logos. I`ll try
  to put my gamelists to this disk (if they fit) but they are a bit old.
  My contact in Freezers is Lenin. I will contact Excel so thanks for
  his address. Aren`t you now an triple member? Electra, Diffusion and
  Simplex. I saw Beholder at Assembly. Nice guy! 
  REMEMBER:  STAMPS BACK!!!
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  ZAP/TOMATO DESIGN: You didn`t propably wait to see your name here. If
  you were waiting for personal letter, SORRY!! I`m just nowadays total
  burnout. Your letter was long, over 3kbytes but still I`m writing
  this message to you. I`ll try to write long message, Is it better
  then? Are you still in Tomato Design? I read a news file little
  while ago, where it said that you have lefted them. Sorry to hear
  about your homeworks. Same thing here in Finland too. Girls!! In
  my new school I haven`t so far founded any "chicks". Ok there is
  one but she already has a boyfriend (That boyfriend looks&dresses
  like a gay!! Weird). Last spring (in my old school) when I should
  have studied I was looking girls instead of book. I must someday
  visit my old school to see some chicks. In this new school I don`t
  have to worry about girls disturbing my studying, because there
  seems to be no-one good looking. I just want to wish you a good luck
  in your love! I hope she`s interested in you!! Use condom. Or hand
  if she`s not interested. During sommerholidays I was traveling
  with my family around Finland, but nothing really special happened.
  Did I understand right,that you need lha 4 your pack! You got it
  (if I remember it). I don`t really know what more to say. I have
  placed your address to my "contax corner" I hope that this message 
  was enough long for you and I also hope you good success in school 
  and girls! 
  Cu soon

						-Your Finnish Friend-
						 - PAPERBOY/SIMPLEX -

  P.S	STAMPS BACK!!!
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