{5The Eurovision Song Contest
{4JEZZY/DESTINY

{6    When the above title is recited
you immediately think, Oh my god, it's
that load of bollocks when all the
European contries come together and
try to show off what talents (if any!)
they have.  Having just finished
watching the }3Eurovision song contest
{6on TV I had this overwhelming urge
to throw up, but then I thought better
of it and I decided to write this
article about it.
	The one thing that really annoys me
is that {2WHERE THE HELL DO THEY GET
THE JURYS FROM????{6 from the results
that I have just seen it seems that
the jurys are a bunch of tone deaf
people who have absolutely no tastes.
The Irish song won in the end, but the
problem was that it sounded exactly
the same as all the other songs
(except the British and maybe the
French) but just in a different
language. Also I don't see any of the
other songs getting into the charts in
Britain or America apart from the
British entrant. Doesn't this give
people the hint that the other songs
might be just that little bit on the
crap side???
	Another thing is the amount of
bias that there is in the contest.
This was so kindly pointed out by
}4^Terry Wogan^{6 when the Cyprian
jury decided to give maximum points to
the Greek song (which incidently was
REALLY naff) and vice versa. Also it
appeared that nearly every country got
maximum points at one stage or
another, which just goes to show what
zero talent all of the jurys had.
	Personally I think that the
contest should be completely dropped
and instead they should return }1It's
A Knockout{6 which I used to think was
really kewl. My advice to the
organisers of the next Eurovision song
contest is to have someone who can
make sure that the jurys don't get to
vote for a country that they are
heavily biased towards.
	Also what I would like to see is
some more lively music, like say some
decent music from regular entrants
into the charts.
	My main advice to the British boyz
though is {3IF THEY GIVE US LESS THAN
TEN THEN WE SHOULD NUKE 'EM!!!!

{4Jezzy/Destiny

{1(I thought that there was some
significance in the only country
having telephone communication
problems being }5ENGLAND{1! Why is this {5BT
{1you {5fascist bastards{1? Also, the guy
reading the {5English {1votes spoke
incredibly quickly, could this be due
to {5BT's {1extravegantly high
international call rates???
Personally, I think that {7Terry Wogan{1
was uncalled for. Why the hell did he
have to continually interrupt by
speaking over the voices of the
{7Swedish {1presenters that spoke lovely
{7English {1anyway? We're not all
remedials - {5BBC{1, axe the {5Irish
bastard!! {1-Ed)