And at the eighth day, God created Activas.      
   Good Grief!   I knew that Activas was famous for it's long texts, but
 my hands don't think its funny.   Not much to tell, except that this is
 in fact the l(e)ast part of this demo, with a small part of a remix of
 Ben Librand (WHAT? Ben-Li is burning?).   As I am watching a knackebrod-en
 film (yeu, yeu gueuss-ette ittu.   ittus eu sweudish euna).   Yes, it's
 quite difficult to find a nice program at half past 2 in the morning of
 a Satanday (or was it Saturnday).   I do have MTV now, but that's a little
 bit too much music for a person to handle, so I try to view other programs,
 but eunfeurteuneuteuleu (strange Sprache, la Sverige) de knackebroder blues
 is all there is, but in any case they didn't fuck it up with after-
 synchronization. I just hate those Deutsche stimmen, wie gebraucht in die
 Denver-Clan und most other programs.   What would they do in Egypt, I
 sometimes wonder (do I, now?).    Do they ondertitelen ihre programmes with
 hieroglyves, or do they just remix the sound-tape with their own vocal
 capabilities.   Not only God knows (in fact, God knows everything, so that's
 why he doens't show up, cause he already knows what the hell is going on!)
 not only God knows, but so do most Egyptians, although I think you have
 decreased their number a little with your ausspattingen a few moments ago.
   In fact, Ferdi doesn't like Egypt too much, cause he thinks there are not
 enough forests to hide him and his aanhang (inmiddels worm-vormig).
 He'd rather gone to the Bouterse Crew where he could enjoy a living which is
 appreciated by the men there.    Note from Gerrit-Jan: 'What about the
 greetings, Dave! Don't talk a mere 5K full of Ferdi-Talk!', whilst checking
 the newspapers for any adverts for parts in horror-movies.   Oh well then,
 if there are still people reading, I say: hi to all Activas Members, HES,
 Hotline, Honey (1001), The Funs, The Amiga Vice Squad, The Dukes (Rat),
 The New Generation Crew (Goldblume, Mr. Rocky), The New Masters (who the
 hell are you? Write to POSTBUS 38 in Soest (HOLLAND) (bien sur(e))),
 The Alliance, Steve Hodgett (Account Manager, Micro Focus),
 The Web (hmm, Inc.) (SEND ME BACK MY DISK, GODDAMN!), SLH, Svenger Int., Dan
 Dare, Kallifax, Marverick, Guust, Ligiten, Joy-Data, MCS (TJC), Lars,
 Softijs, WVZ and Tatiana Simic (note: she is really an old one, but she still
 counts for TWO!) (note from the Bull: 'Make that FOUR!').    Gastly notes
 again.   Don't think that you can watch Activas' Demos without getting insane
 quite fast.   Anyway, you don't have to hold on to your spectacles anymore,
 cause this is the last lap of blur you'll have to read.   Sorry for the folks
 who are offended by our behaviour in this and other demos, but
 leedentertainment is still at the top of the average Hole-Lander.  Anyway,
 I don't think Ferdi has a problem with it (he's got other things on his mind
 right now!).   If you do have a problem, there is always the National
 Institute for Health and Activas Oozies (NI-HAO)...    For now, I can
 only give you the advise to reset your computer and watch this demo all over
 again (join the club!)...    If you do not, you might eventually get struck
 by a 'Post-Activasal-Zombie-Attack' (a so called PAZA).   To let you know
 what this is exactly: Ferdi took a look at 'Not Flodder II' (one of our
 demos) once (ONLY once!).   If he looked twice, he was bound to be cured
 from the PAZA.   Unfortunately, he didn't (and look what it got him!).
   G.J. wished he could warn you still, but no!   He was a victim of PAZA.
   Now for the real stuff again.   Did you (or did you not) like the previous
 j-yard you've gotten shoven under your red eyes?   Sorry 'bout the NCRV
 signs, but they just happened to lie around waiting to be used, so here it was.
 I sure hope Red-Label gets back his (his?) digitizer on the Atari, cause
 we might have a small slide show to make by then (for people above puberty,
 ofcourse).   Something of the level of Zoomlook I & II (on the 64) (or what
 about 'The Soap Opera'?), but packed in a nice jasje (so to speak, of een
 jasje is naturally no sprake!).   Activas does its best (does it?) to bring
 you this pile of lay-back entertainment.   Before that, perhaps another
 shoot'em'up-je with everywhere-scrolling (already made by Sffen and me,
 but you got to have seen this once to believe your eyes!!!)...  Until then,
 remember:    A stands for Activas!!!!!