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          What's going on?
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  Finland, this northern and cold place
has been a safe place for  all pirates.
When  software police started their job
in Germany and Denmark we continued our
pirating, being sure cops won't disturb
us in several years.  But now something
has happened in Finland:
       SOFTWARE-POLICE IS HERE!
  Unbelievable, but true. Somehow there
has been  an action  against piracy. We
are not safe anymore.
  Cops have already taken several steps
against us:
  -they have forced a Byterapers-member
   Eyeball  to  stop  his  swapping  by
   confiscating his mail.
  -rumours  tell  Axa/X-MEN  was caught
   from swapping.  (editor:  I tried to
   call him to make sure, but he wasn't
   home)
  -TWS/Accession  got a phone-call from
   Finnish  Central Crime Police (KRP).
   There  was a guy  asking to swap but
   TWS told he had stopped.  In the end
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   he was told who the caller was.
  Learn  about TWS'  experiment.  Check
the people who call you.
  A good way  to find out if someone is
cop or not is the following:
   You  get a call   and aren't sure if
   he/she  (beware of that!)  is a cop.
   CHECK  IT!   Ask  before  you  start
   telling  anything about yourself, if
   the caller knows  what  is a packer.
   If he knows ask what is decrunching.
   And  other  tough  questions to make
   sure he/she isn't from police.
  The  following Finnish groups will be
in deep shit soon,  I'm afraid:  X-MEN,
Deathstar   (Hackman,   hide !!!)   and
Accession. Hope cops don't know what is
a 64, otherwise I'll be in trouble!
                             <Grendel>
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          in my soup?
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          sir!
