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very  good  means  of  getting  rid  of
stomach problems..) The meal will  feed
6 Persons so if there  are more in your
group then just get more  lamers. Prior
to  serving  the  delicious  meal place
lamer's head on a stake and mount it on
the  top of  your apartment so that the
neighbours have a nice view. We hope ya
liked  the  Lamer's  Schnitzel and will
come back to our Corner  next time when
we discuss the theme :
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 HOW TO BECOME FAMOUS BY MAKING BORING
         INTROCOLLECTIONS....
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 < The Dark Lord & Dayglow Abortions >
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 !!! LAMER's CORNER !!!

presents : JOKE OF THE YEAR 1989 !
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SADIST: 'OK, YOU HAVE ONE WISH FREE.'
LAMER: 'OH PLEASE,MASTER, TORTURE ME!'
SADIST: 'NO!'
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           ! DARK MUSIC !

Hello ! Are you  one of those who have,
besides their  'computer career', other
interests, such as music.  Now this new
section will  provide  you with  useful
information  on new (and sometimes old)
independent groups and records, as well
as the review of certain live  gigs. If
you  are one  of those  poor  creatures
lurking  around in  discos  all weekend
who think that 'Bon Jovi' playes 'Punk'
and who still believe that  'Gothic' is
an expression of the history book, then
I suggest you  rather turn to  the next
pages because you won't like this one..

       Since this is the first Issue of
this new Section, let's start with some
special goodies.  First of all I'd like
to recommend THE  CASSANDRA COMPLEX. If
you have  never heard  'Gothic' before,
then go to a  Record Shop and get their
new '30 MINUTES  OF  DEATH' Single. The
A-Side  is  a   16.5  minutes  enduring 
musical  horror-trip  of  the  greatest
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