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                                Jive V2.0

                         © 1987 by Raz'tus Super-Dude.   

                          original concept by
                    Some Obviously Bored Programmers
                                   at
                   Hewlett-Packard, Colorado Springs.  What it is, Mama! 
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    dis honky code be free t' copy and used fo' anythin' 'Scept profit, without
 written permission fum de damn autho' (Me).
   Feel free t' add t' Jive, but whateva', please leave my name in.
   Thanks.


   Jive be some nice little hack dat changes yoa' normal English text files
 into Jive.   


                          O P E R some T ah O N
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    Jive NEEDS some data stash, in de damn CURRENT directory, dat MUST be named
 "Jive.dat".  dis stash contains English words, and deir Jive counterparts
 each followed by some "|".  PLEASE NOTE, get dis:  de damn English part must be some single
 word, and de damn Jive word(s) should be lowa' case, 'Scept fo' propa' nouns.
 Also, der must be 'SACTLY one word paa' pa' line.

 Fo' 'Sample, get dis:

de damn|de damn|
dis|dis|
'acuz|'acuz|

  ya' may append yoa' own words t' de damn list, but note dat it may contain
 no more than 100 words.




CLI FORMAT, get dis:

1> Jive <sourcefile> <objectfile> [-c]

(de damn '-c' opshun removes certain copious words dat may be offensive t'
 some o' de damn more prudish folks.)




   Jive gots'ta almost certainly screw up de damn spacin' o' de damn stash, especially
 if it contains headers.  Ya' know?   de damn only solushun be t' go back in and manually
 remove and insert spaces where needed.  Ya' know?   But dat's easy fo' me t' say.


P.S. : Just some final note, dis be some Great honky code t' use on de damn 'Doc' files
      fo' all yoa' favorite programs dat ya' post on de damn BBS Networks.  What it is, Mama! 

P.P.S.  What it is, Mama!  : Maybe, just maybe, we gots'ta release some Jive t' English conversion
        so dat ya' kin eyeball de damn docs t' de damn programs dat all de damn rest
        o' us gots "Jived." (But don't hold yoa' breath.)

P.P.P.S.    : Fo' some good 'Sample, check out de damn Jive version o' dis stash.   

P.P.P.P.S (whew) : If ya' be one o' those heartless software Pirates dat
                   many be, ignore de damn followin', get dis:
                   If some terrible pang o' conscience grabs ya' fo' usin'
                   de damn hard work o' poo' programmers, Don't fight it -
                   Relax, grab yoa' checkbook, and scribble some check fo' an
                   'Stremely large sum o' money (Like $5) and send it t'
                   de damn address below.  What it is, Mama!   (Actually it's some small price t' pay
                   fo' some clea' conscience.)

Send any Comments / Donations t', get dis:

        Raz'tus Super-Dude
        7080 Roarin' Springs Ave.
        Fountain, CO 80817

o' call

        (303) 390-6191 (voice ONLY).