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New and Improved ATI with Tartar
Fighting Agents.
                        10-20-88
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***MAN EATEN BY LARGE CANOE***
(APWN)Quinektukut-- Holy Fuckin Shit!
  Those tiny little waves wailed on me.
  The boy scouts taught me how to 
paddle on a lake. I was NOT prepared
for my canoe ride in Mystic Harbour
this morning. Not at all.
  I think I travelled about 800 feet
in an hour flat. My hands are still
soakin wet. Wet from all the hard
splash I had to do just to keep 
inside the Grumman. I'm facing away 
from this post I tied onto.
  I am going NOWHERE.
  Yet this landlubber still must look
back behind him to reassure he's not
going to smash into the pole he's 
tied onto.
  Pure science is that he's being
pulled away from the post constantly.
However eyes and settling stomach tell
him the opposite.
  You look down beside you and you're 
travelling about 3 MPH backwards.
Look anywhere else, you're going 
nowhere fast.
  Triceps are severely pumped. Feet
and ankles are torn to shreds. Driving
an '87 Chevy S-10, you dont know what
a struggle is.
  Step onto the back of this Canoe
and I will relax in front of you...
watching. Waiting patiently as you
throw your paddle around fighting the
quarter-inch waves.
  Humbling.
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  The system involves a custom software
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of HARD DAY'S NIGHT BY The Beatles
It's been a one horse town
And I been lookin for escape
It's been a one horse town
And all the girls here look like apes.

But when I get home to you,
Who knows just what I might do
To make me feel all right.

You know I hate this place,
It's just filled with pencil-necks.
And it's worth it just to try crochet,
Who knows what I might try next.

But when I get to the bars,
All I can smell is cigars,
I need to feel alright.

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War?

Local or far away-

Will it ever go away.

I draw a peace sign in the sand,
A crab bites my toe.

I let him go.

The woe of aftermath--
Can we hang?

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a quote (who said that???) a quote
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"That boo was excessively loud,
Vern, can you add 5 seconds to 
me for that?"
   George Bush tongue in chic at 
   the debates.

(APWN)Associated Prime World Newz--
Phillip Morris is buying Kraft for 11
big ones. 
  Cool. Now, maybe we'll see the 
necessary surgeon general's warning
on slabs of Velveeta.

  -=+-=+-=+-=>Editorial<=-+=-+=-+=-
DICK CAVITT, GO HOME.
  Give us back WNBC. WFAN??? What IS
this? We want our NBC. We want our NBC.

    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  sssssssssssSHUT UP AND:ssssssssss
 ssssssssssssssTYPE YOUR TEXTsssssss
 sssssssTEXT-PHILE!!!sssssssssssssss
 ssssssssssssssssssssANOTHERssssssss
  sssEDITORIAL FROM the PRIMEssssss
    sssssssssssssANARCHISTsssssss
  I'm sick and foggin tired of 
catagorizations and compartmental-
izations. 
  This is one of the few (3 or 4) 
negative things I've seen to come from
computer use/abuse/consumption/
digestion.
  "Do you use a commodore or an atari?"
was the common thought among 8bitters.
It hasnt stopped. In fact, even between
the 16/32's like the ST or the Amoeba,
you see a lot of infighting. Is your
modem Hayes or blah mode? 12 or 24
hundred nibbles per nanosecond? Is your
screen 80 or 132 column?
  Even among the elite, I have seen 
some stupid generalizations/judgments/
eyeball-chewing. Are you a hacker or
a phreaker? Telenet or Tymnet? Unix or
Zenix? 
  What this essay is trying to get 
across by the end of its writing is
this: IT DOESNT FUGGIHM MATTER!!!
  I've seen a bright individ on an 
apple 2+ get more resultz on my BBS
than an Amy 2000er!!! I've seen an 
8bitter do power-more than your basic
mac 2 freak.
  Cygnus has a good analagy for us all.
It aint the machine, says he. It's 
the operator. I wonder if he still
feels that way now that he's moved from
his cp/m on up to the amy 500???
  I bought my first computator for one
thing only. WP!!! (word processing). 
It was a portable computer that I
could bring to the ball park, jot down
a few things, and then go home and 
print it out.
  Then I got a desktop kind of thing
that could rest at home, and be there
when I wake up. Sort of like a wife.
Hmmm. Somewhere before that, I already
found out that the laptop had a built
in 300 baud modem; so I was already 
thinking of how I could get the two
together. Then along came a nice 3/12
modem for my desktop. Thanks to that
educated 60 dollar decision, I can
now grab a soda at that ballpark, and
set my laptop on the payphone and send
the stuff to my desktop. 
  Something I want you to work on.
  STOP FIGHTING AMONGST YOURSELVES AND
START MOVING TECHNOLOGY FORWARD instead
of worrying whether someone is a
commie/atarian/amoebite/applehead/
Ibeamer.
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CITICORPSE. A COMPANY WITH 
NO RAISEN D'ETRE.
()--------------------------
  Citibank has purchased the First
Republic Bank Delaware for 158MIL.
  They closed their venture capital
unit in California in may and are now 
reorganizing into two unita: venture
capital, and leveraged buyouts.
  For the year 1987 their operating
expenses was 8M. They paid 15.5M in
interest against interest income of
22M. Other income was 6 against 4.5 in
expenses. 
  For some strange reason,
their taxable income was only $240
thousand dollars.
  Citibank declared a net loss of
$1,138,000 for '87!!! Citibank owes
12 thousand to repurchase agreements,
11K to borrowed funds, 16K to their
parent company, Citicorpse, 5K to their
subsidiaries.
  According to sources, Citibank is
party to various viscious lawsuits.
  Citibank's '87 loan loss provision
was increased almost 2 1/2 times what
it was in 1986, reflecting the 
uncertainty of fully collecting loans
made to the 3rd world. The allowance
for loan losses went from 1.2 billion
to 4 billion dollars.
  And the man responsible for all this?
John S. Reed. Call him up on the tellie
and let him know what you think of
how he's helped America get from a 
1 trillion dollar debtor nation to a
2.6 trillion debtor in just 7 years!!!
  212-559-1000.

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:THE ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS:
: OF REVENGE from SCREW :
:   UNTO OTHERS by      :
:    George Hayduke     :
=========================
1) Thou shalt neither trust nor
confide in anyone!
2) Thou shalt never use thine own
telephone for revenge business!
3) Thou shalt not touch revenge
documents with thy bare hands!
4) Thou shalt become a garbage
collector!
5) Thou shalt bide thy time before
activating a revenge plot!
6) Thou shalt secure a "mail-drop"
address in another city!
7) Thou shalt learn everything there
is to learn about the vicitm!
8) Thou shalt pay cash all the time
in a revenge plot!
9) Thou shalt trade with merchants
who have never heard of you!
0) Thou shalt never threaten thy
intended victim!
!) Thou shalt not leave evidence lying
around, however circumstantial.


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