¶N¥¢01þ02 25 EXCUSES FOR THROWING PIZZA ONTO

 SOMEONES ROOF.þ01


 ¢02Written By: ¢03Coyote & Njoi/????

¢01 1. ¢02Passing  aliens  left their scraps 
    on the roof.
¢01 2.¢02 It's amazing what birds shit these
    days... 
¢01 3. ¢02I  was  practising  my  powers  of 
    telekenisis  and  it got a bit out 
    of hand...
¢01 4.¢02 A   passing  convoy  of  pizza  to
    Ethiopia crash landed nearby.
¢01 5.¢02 A  gesture   of  goodwill  to  the
    community, the  local council left
    one  slice of  pizza on everyone's 
    roof.
¢01 6.¢02 There  was a wild party last night
    and some guy had an epileptic fit,
    throwing his slice of pizza on the
    roof.
¢01 7.¢02 Father Christmas  came  early this
    year.
¢01 8.¢02 There was  some  guy who violently
    ejected his  pizza  after drinking 
    too much,  and  it jettisoned onto
    your roof.
¢01 9.¢02 There was  a  pizza-eating-on-roof
    convention in  the  area the other 
    night.
¢01 10.¢02Iraqi terrorists  have  been using
    strange and  unusual scare tactics 
    to  make the  west  pay  for their 
    defeat.
¢01 11.¢02The people  across  the road had a
    pizza throwing  contest  so  I can 
    only guess...
¢01 12.¢02It    was     the   Silvio   boy!!
¢01 13.¢02But   I  don't  even  like  pizza, 
    honest!!
¢01 14.¢02We   threw   it  up  there  as  an
    experiment on solar radiation.
¢01 15.¢02It  was left there to feed the dog
    we threw up there last week...
¢01 16.¢02There was a tornado near the pizza
    factory   last week,  and  it must
    have  accidentally  dropped one on 
    your roof.
¢01 17.¢02It  was  part of a NASA experiment
    42000 miles up into space, and one
    of   the   astronauts   must  have 
    dropped it.
¢01 18.¢02We  thought  we  did you a favour,
    'Vogue Homes'  ran  an  article on 
    how  fashionable houses with pizza
    on their roof were...
¢01 19.¢02What pizza??
¢01 20.¢02We  thought  your  roof  might  be
    hungry...
¢01 21.¢02We  thought  one  slice  would  be
    enough...
¢01 22.¢02We  magically  turned one of tiles 
    into a pizza..
¢01 23.¢02We  thought  the other piece might
    be lonely.
¢01 24.¢02Sorry,   I   was  aiming  for  the 
    window.
¢01 25.¢02The pizza was cursed.