¶N¤¢01þ02THE OZ CHART !þ01 ¢02Written by:¢03 Deadlock/Slam!. ¢02 Well firstly I must say that no, this is not going to be a new aussie chart, and say this is an original idea, this is the ... 'Humerous Mind Abduction Chart!' or something like that! It is about radical things that have happened in the Australian scene and, I am now going to convert them into my own personal chart and if I may be so bold as to say, this is my own personal opinion, and not the ideas of ANY other SCENE members! ¢03 The Enthusiasm Chart! ¢15 1. Image / ???? ¢03 2. Psyche / Devious ¢01 3. Protocol / S.Guild 4. Impakt / ???? 5. Mel / Pearl ¢02 Okay, for this first chart, I must explain, as some scene dudes may get angry that they were not number one! Well, believe me, Image deserves the number one position. Why? Straight away, a memory flouds back of the day, I nearly left his group, Addicts OZ, and good ole' Image, gave me a phonecall, that I, personally will never forget. Firstly, the guy did not stop talking, as he was so excited, he was telling me he's life story, and he said he was going to cry. I will never forget this moment in my scene life. It was so funny. He and I still joke about it now, as well as many other things. Second, Psyche, always wants to get things done and he is a very cool guy indeed. Third went to Protocol, because he is a happy guy. Fourth, Impakt, because I am phoneing this guy about, twice a week, and it costs lots. Fifth went to Mel, because he is a cool guy. Now the next chart... ¢03 The Small Letter Chart ¢15 1. Cache / Pearl ¢03 2. Image / Kaos ¢01 3. Encino ¢01 4. Pink Panther / Paralax ¢01 5. Paul / Ex-Propaganda ¢02 Well, doesn't it anger you, when you, a swapper, have a no letter week, then, finally, on Friday, there is a letter in your post box. You're so happy, but on opening, you find that the letter is shit. The number one position went to my old pal (well, sort of Brent!) Cache, the organizer of the group, PEARL. I have heard, that this guy can send big letters, but when I was writing to this guy, to get Mel's address, the one send I got, was a small 7cm by 7cm yellow piece of paper, that said: ' Hi ! Mel will write soon, vote in C.o.r.e, heaps more letters to write. see you , Cache ' or something like that. Next, Image, who used to send big letters, but as he's contacts have gone up, I am now finding one paragraph notes from this guy. Thirdly, Encino, who once sent me something similar as above, only a bit longer. Fourth, Pink Panther, who I think, has got sick of swapping with me, and always used the same small note paper for he's letters. Last but not least, Fifth, and it's the Tasmanian mad guy himself. The one that sends toilet paper (luckly not used!), Paul of, well not Propaganda any more. Although, he sends some strange stuff, he also sends pretty small letters! Now my last chart in todays very humerous line of just Brilliant charts that I know everyone is saying, 'WOW!' ¢03 The Funny Guy Chart! ¢02 Yes, folks, the last chart is the one that counts. All those days spent in front of the mirror, getting all those jokes right for your first scene phone call ( which was a failure, as the guy you were trying to be funny , to rang you first, BEFORE, you had your not so funny jokes ready! ) may pay off today! Lets see what we have.. ¢15 1. Mel / Pearl ¢03 2. Ulysses / Insomnia ¢01 3. Impakt / ????? 4. Heavyweight / Devious 5. G!P/Paralax ¢02 Well, it's time to explain. Okay, Mel was number one, because this guy doesn't rehearse! No, he is a funny guy that doesn't take things to seriously. Keep it up Tim! Secondly, and the runners up is Ulysses, with he's very humerous letters, and phonecalls. Also, he doesn't need to rehearse and also does not say the SAME joke twice in two different letters! Thirdly, Impakt because, he was having fun, while Release and I rang him and were being common street Thugs ( lovely wording. ) and he had lots of fun listen to us yell at each other, while an old lady told us off! Fourth, we have Heavyweight, with he's strange group Toons that thrive ( yes, I needed a dictionary!) on being weird! ( Just look at their intro!) He has always sent that sheet of jokes that I enjoy. ¢02 And last, but not least, good ole' Genious Project for not even writing back at all! HA!HA! Be here, next issue, same Bat time, same Bat word proccessor for.. The ' I really am Elite, honest! ' chart, and the ' I'm serious ' chart! A must see for all the family and also the neighbours! Until next time, CHART HEADS, remember, be a chart head, and also eat your carrots! ( good for your beedy little eyes! ).