¶N¤¢01ş02REVIEW - TIME COP!ş01


¢02 Written by: ¢03X-Cell.


¢02 Released  in Australia late november,
 this   is  a  movie  for  those  into
 action,  interests  in  time  travel,
 romance,  or  for  any  women  in the
 scene,  a  10  second  shot  of ¢03 Jean
 Claud Van Dam¢02's ass.

 "In   the   future,  time  travel  is
 illegal".   A   professor   in   1994
 discovers time travel and it is known
 as  the  biggest threat to the world.
 In  theory, changing any one event in
 time  would have MAJOR effects on the
 future (no.. not the type of MAJOR on
 BBS's..  MAJOR  meaning  *BAD*). With
 people  going back to the late 1880's
 shooting  people  for  their gold and
 traveling back to the early 1920's to
 buy  shares  in  future  stock  share
 booms,  I  am  sure  you can start to
 imagine  the  consequences of messing
 with time travel.

 A  team  of  people  known as the¢15 TEC
¢02 (¢01time   enforcement  comission¢02),  are
 here  to  protect  the  use  of  time
 travel.  And  well...  thats  right..
 some  idiots  ignore  the  law  (then
 again...   who   doesnt   these  days
 ahahaa).  Anywayz...  The   year   is 
 2004,  the mayor of the town  decides
 to  go  back in  time to invest money
 to  give to his younger self. And our
 hero  Jean Claud Van Dam (a member of
 the TEC) is here to stop him!

 Not forgetting that messing with time
 changes the result of the future, the
 mayor   succeeds   and   changes  the
 future...  he  wins  election,  shuts
 down  the  TEC  (therefor  anyone may
 tarvel  through time. There is no one
 to stop them).

 Mr   hero  to  the  rescue  again  my
 friends..  but  this time back to the
 year  of when his wife was shot (1994
 sometime).  He  meets his wife at the
 local  shopping mall and tells her he
 is  from  the  future  etc  etc. Jean
 Claud  hasnt  seen  his  wife  in  10
 years, and he is very emotional about
 this (boo hoo!! oh his wife is *¢15VERY¢02*
¢03 ATTRACTIVE¢02 and has a bloody wonderful
 body ..  there is a love seen showing
 all..  ahh  yeah  she is hot! And the
 love scene is in the first 10 minutes
 of the movie!!!)
 
 Going  back  to  the  meeting  of his
 wife...    she cries...   he cries...
 I  didnt cry! Ahahahahah!! Jean Claud
 meets  up  with  his  enemys  of  the
 future and beats the crap out of them
 (one section had to be cut to make it
 M rated).  Wether he succeeds in this
 mission, ill leave up to you to go an
 see the movie...¢01 DONT¢02 forget that not
 every movie must have a happy ending.
 
 Those  who  HAVE  seen it, dont spoil
 the  fun  for  your  mates who havent
 seen  it. ¢03 TIMECOP¢02  is  one  of those
 movies  not to be missed! When Psyche
 and  I  went  to see it, there *were*
 chicks  in  the  cinema  to watch the
 movie, so dont think this is for guys
 only.. take your girlfriends/wifes to
 see  it  too (maybe the women went to
 see Jean Claud Van Dam? Who cares.. I
¢01 GUARANTEE¢02  they  will  love the movie
 apart from Jean Claude).

 I personally give this movie¢03 8¢02 OUT OF
¢03 10¢02  for  good  acting, good storyline
 and generally good (OK?? well good!).