IF YOU DON'T READ ALL OF THIS DOCUMENT YOU'LL MISS OUT ON SOME VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION ! Hello there... I hope you find this disk useful, now for a few notes about this disk and other stuff..... SPRINT (of which I am a member) have joined LSD/AUTOMATION, thanks go to BUZBY for asking us to join!. This disk was going to be SPRINT DOCS DISK 3. However it is now LSD DOCS DISK 2. So remember there are 2 other disks in this series, contact us for copies! LSD/AUTOMATION docs disk 2 was compiled by PARASITE, with a little help from....................... MONTY PYTHON (for the ST docs...), and all the people who typed in the original docs. I have tried to give full credit to the people who typed them in, but some I just haven't got a clue about, sorry if it was you but I didn't remove your name!!. The bulk of this disk is some ST SEWER SOFTWARE docs disks, and a few stolen from a couple of Amiga docs disks, but were stored unpacked, and weren't even full. The menu was written by SHAGRATT for me while I was busy compiling my first SPRINT docs disk, many thanks go his way, and a jolly nice menu it is too. The LSD logo was drawn by CTHULHU. The docs where edited on PROTEXT and KINDWORDS, packed using POWERPACKER TURBO (on best), and the text editor which is used for viewing is PPMORE. If you type in, or just have any docs you can let me have, ST, PC, AMIGA, or any other format, I can usually find a way of converting them, oldies or brand new (especially brand new!!) then contact us on the phone number below. I am hoping to release a jokes disk in the near future, but I want to fill it to the brim with pages & pages of packed jokes and cartoons, drawn in 2 colours. So I need about 1.6MEG of them. So far I haven't enough of these, so get typing and help me, or if you have any then send me the disk, (if you typed them in or not) all will be retured (HONEST!). (ST or PC jokes disks also). THANX go to MONTY PYTHON for lending me his 14" NEI portable colour TV (serial no. 32687340R). BILLY BONE for lending me his second drive, sorry, no idea what make but its German. SHAGRATT for getting me a printer lead, monitor lead, mouse mat, oodles of printer paper, disk labels, highlighter pens, biros, disk drive carry disk, file-o-fax, and although he dosen't know it yet, a modem lead will soon be added to this humongous list. Wow, isn't it great when you don't need to buy any peripherals!!. It's a good job I had the foresight to buy an AMIGA to connect everyone else's equipment to! Shut up CTHULHU (sorry, he has terminal verbal diarrhoea (terminal because if he dosn't shut up I'm going to kill him!)). I would also like to thank BILLY BONE for buying me a pizza last night (a hot and spicy one, yum yum.). And well done to MONTY PYTHON for successfully hoovering his bedroom carpet without the aid of a safety net!. (It was so bad we didn't even know there was a carpet in there.) CTHULHU is close to a damn sound thrashing if he DOSEN'T SHUT HIS FACE NOW!!!!. You just can't get reliable underlings these days. And no-thanks go to my drunken neighbours (all together now...) for complaining about MONTY PYTHON hoovering his bedroom. (Next time we'll hire a skip) PARASITE WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO THE FOLLOWING: ALL LSD/AUTOMATION MEMBERS, FRODO, THE MAYLAYSIAN FERRIT, THE TURKISH VAMPIRE, PAUL & DAVE, PAUL, VULCAN, GARY, MAVERICK, TOM JONES, SIMON, ***TREV***, ZENITH, HAPPY THE MAN, BOB, BRUCE, STEVE, LES, TOM JONES, BRIAN AND ANY OTHER AMIGA CONTACTS WE HAVE, ALL YOU DOCS TYPERS, & AMIGA USERS EVERYWHERE. ********************************************************************** * * * DO NOT BUY ANY SOFTWARE FROM THIS MAN, HE IS A PROFESSIONAL * * SOFTWARE PIRATE, AND SELLS CRACKED AMIGA AND ST SOFTWARE * * AT TWO POUNDS A TIME. IF YOU SUPPLY HIM PLEASE STOP, IT IS HIS * * TYPE THAT GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD MEDIA IMAGE!! * * * * PETER TILL, NEW WALTHAM, GRIMSBY. TELEPHONE: (0472) 825547. * * AND HE DOSEN'T EVEN VIRUS CHECK!! * * * ********************************************************************** NOTE: SOFTWARE ISN'T CRACKED TO BE SOLD, IT IS FREE! IF YOU ARE BUYING SOFTWARE FROM A PIRATE, PLEASE STOP. READ ANY TEXT FILES ON THE DISKS YOU BOUGHT, LOOK FOR TELEPHONE CONTACTS AND RING THEM. THE MOST EXPENSIVE YOU SHOULD BE `PAYING` IS THREE BLANK DISKS IN EXCHANGE FOR SEVEN BEING COPIED. IF YOU STOP PAYING FOR IT, HE`LL STOP SELLING IT. - OR CONTACT US. WHY DO YOU THINK THESE PHONE NUNBERS ARE PRINTED ? THIS DISK IS FREE TO COPY DO NOT PAY ANY MONEY FOR IT! Kissy kissy, PARASITE.... P.S. We always require more contacts, fast and beginners, ST, PC & AMIGA. CONTACT LSD/AUTOMATION ON (0427) 611892 UK. We want to hear from YOU! We also have friends with AMSTRAD CPC 464/6128 computers, contact us if you own one and we'll put you in touch, any contacts would be appreciated. We also get ARCHAMEDIES pre-release stuff, so if you own one, ring us NOW!!! What the hell, nomatter what machine you have, ring us, we'll put you in touch with people with the same machine (This is SERIOUS!). WOW! What nice people we are!! Look out for LSD docs disk 3, using a new style menu. So far we've decided not to use music etc. on these disks as I consider it a waste of space on a docs disk (you'll all get tired of the same tune with every doc anyhow). When you copied this disk I hoped you remembered to VERIFY & VIRUS CHECK it. OK!. If not you've earned the label LAMER! We urgently require a musician to join, or work with LSD/AUTOMATION, we've got coders, crackers, graphic artists, etc, but no MUSICIANS, so come on Mozart, contact us now!!!!! Get in touch with us, Ok. If the phones engaged keep trying!! OK BOYS HERES A SAMPLE OF SOME HUMOUR FROM OUR FORTHCOMING MEGAJOKESDISK, but we need more, so send me some of your favorite jokes now!!! Don't worry if there racist, or will offend just about everyone, you should see the ones I've already got! (It's all in fun anyway.) A DISCLAMER! any racist etc references below are not opinions held by LSD/AUTOMATION members, its meant to be a joke, OK! Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 6, 1 to change the lightbulb & the other 5 to share the experiance! Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None it's a hardware problem! Q: How many intelligant ST owners does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Both of them! Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only 1, but the lightbulb must want to change! Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 125, 1 to change the lightbulb, and 124 to turn the room! Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2, one to change the lightbulb and the other to sing about how good it was! Q: How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 6, one to change the lightbulb, and 5 to hold the sound equiptment! Q: How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A fish Q: How many ET employees does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 1 to change the lightbulb, 2 to hold the ladder, 2 to supervise, 1 to drive the truck, 2 to make the tea, and 97 to stand and learn how to do it. DID YOU FIND THE IMPORTANT INFO ????, WELL IT WAS FUN READING IT ALL ANYWAY, WASN'T IT! SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT LSD/AUTOMATION PRODUCTION. BYEEEE......