UT h e   Z o o   I s s u e
UT h r e e  :  S o d d e n
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BPanda  welcome  you  to  the  third  issue of The Zoo.  The Zoo is PD and can be
Bfreely  distributed,  so  long as nothing is added or removed from this two disk
Bset.  PD houses should charge no more than £3.OO for the mag.
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BIf  you  are  easily  offended  then  load  something  else.  The Zoo will print
Banything  sent  to  us, so long as it passes our minimum quality control, but if
Byou  don't  like  something  don't complain - respond with an article.

UTake It Away...
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SOO1: Editorial|Editorial3.Zoo|Jude/Panda :OO1
SOO2: Contributing To The Zoo|Contribute.ZOO|Melee & Jude :OO2
SOO3: How To Advertise In The Zoo|Advertise.ZOO|Jude/Panda :OO3
SOO4: Disclaimer|Disclaimer.ZOO|Jude/Panda :OO4
SOO5: Become A Panda Member|PandaMember.Zoo|Melee & Jude :OO5
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UBamboo Shoots
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SOO6: Baptizing Issue 3|BapZoo.Zoo|Melee & Jude :OO6
SOO7: What's Been Happening To Us?|WhatsBeen.ZOO|Jude/Panda :OO7
SOO8: Proof Reading?|Proof.Zoo|Jude/Panda :OO8
SOO9: Match The Quotes Game|Quotes.ZOO|Jude/Panda :OO9
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UToken Computer Section
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SO1O: Panda News|PandaNews3.Zoo|Melee & Jude :O1O
SO11: Kill CU Amiga|KillCu.Zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O11
SO12: 12a Reasons Why The Zoo Is Superior To Amiga Format|Superior.Zoo|MoonDog :O12
SO13: An Irreverant Sideways Glance At The Shop Shelves|Shopshlf.Zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O13
SO14: Things That Frighten|Frighten.Zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O14
SO15: Why I'm Leaving The Scene|Leaving.Zoo|Persil :O15
SO16: daeD sI agimA ehT|Format.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O16
SO17: Review Of Octamed Soundstudio|Octamed.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O17
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UI Like To Watch
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SO18: Cyber Cafe|Cyber.zoo|Jude/Panda :O18
SO19: Star Trek Is Shit: Here Is The Proof|Startrek.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O19
SO2O: BBC Entertainment - Comedy Writing|comedy.Zoo|BBC Web Site :O2O
SO21: Kids TV - A Sinister Plot|KidsTv.zoo|Jude/Panda :O21
SO22: Projectionist's Pick|projectpick.zoo|Various :O22
SO23: Richard Whiteley: Witness The Man|witness.zoo|Fans Of Richard Whiteley :O23
SO24: Carol Vorderman: Part Of A Great Team|vorderman.zoo|Fans Of Richard Whiteley :O24
SO25: What's Been Happening In The Soaps III|soaps3.zoo|Uncle Jack & Jude :O25
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UPlay It Again Stan
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SO26: Reading 96|Reading.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O26
SO27: The Beatles - The Peter Sellers Tape|beatleg.zoo|Beatleg Project :O27
SO28: Back With Another Of Those Coffee Table Rocking Beats|beatsuck.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O28
SO29: Brit Pop|britpop.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O29
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UEncore Stan!
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SO3O: "Mind The Cheese"|cheese.zoo|Mr. Kevin/Panda :O3O
SO31: Blowin' In The Wind Chords|Blowininthewind.zoo|Dylan :O31
SO32: Records I Bought|records.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O32
SO33: The Beatles: On And On|onandon.zoo|Allison Adato & Robert Sullivan :O33
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UThe Funny Bunker
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SO34: The News Of The Future|news.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O34
SO35: In Pale Parts 1 and 2|Inpale1+2.zoo|Jude/Panda :O35
SO36: In Pale Part 3|inpale3.zoo|Jude/Panda :O36
SO37: An Interview With FishBoy|interview.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O37
SO38: How To Be A (Digitally Remastered) Sky Cheat|skyremast.zoo|Uncle Jack/Panda :O38
SO39: Reality Sucks|realsuck.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O39
SO4O: Visitor From Space?  Take 2|visitorv2.zoo|Jude/Panda :O4O
SO41: Penguins Comic Strips|AndyPengs.ZOO|Andrew Hargreaves :O41
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UFiction Burns
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SO42: Surface Radiation|surface.zoo|Jude/Panda :O42
SO43: The Adventure Of The Norwood Builder Part I|holmesnorwood1.zoo|Arthur Conan Doyle :O43
SO44: The Adventure Of The Norwood Builder Part II|holmesnorwood2.zoo|Arthur Conan Doyle :O44
SO45: The Adventure Of The Norwood Builder Part III|holmesnorwood3.zoo|Arthur Conan Doyle :O45
SO46: The Adventure Of The Norwood Builder Part IV|holmesnorwood4.zoo|Arthur Conan Doyle :O46
SO47: The Adventure Of The Norwood Builder Part V|holmesnorwood5.zoo|Arthur Conan Doyle :O47
SO48: The Horror At Oakshaw Farm|horror.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O48
SO49: Polly Get's Her Punishment|polly.zoo|MoonDog :O49
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UPoetry, Prose And Verse
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SO5O: The Holiday|holiday.zoo|Andrew Hargreaves :O5O
SO51: So|so.zoo|Jude/Panda :O51
SO52: Periods|periods.zoo|Jude/Panda :O52
SO53: A Pauper's Song|pauper.zoo|Rigby & Triplejack :O53
SO54: Stupid Metaphor For A Womb|poetry.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O54
SO55: Short Verse For The Populous|verse.zoo|Jude/Panda :O55
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UWorld 'O' Strange
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SO56: Bizarre Medical Conditions Volume 1|bizarre.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O56
SO57: Amazing, Yes, But True!|amazingtruths.zoo|Jude/Panda :O57
SO58: Something I Would Like To Share|parrot.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O58
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UThe Wanderer
U(Wizard Man Not Included)
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SO59: I Met Catwomen I Tell Ya!|catwoman.zoo|Drew Feelgood :O59
SO6O: Man Buried Alive Part III|buried3.zoo|Hank Christler :O6O
SO61: Conversation On The Wanderer|Convwand.zoo|Alan & Captain Flakey :O61
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UOpinion
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SO62: Britain, Its Not As Bad As America But Its Close|patriots.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O62
SO63: Simple Reactions To A Simple World|reactions.zoo|Jude/Panda :O63
SO64: Kinder Surprise: Lacking In Insperation|kinder.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O64
SO65: The First Time I Bought Loaded|loaded.zoo|Uncle Jack :O65
SO66: Reply To "The First Time I Bought Loaded"|loadedreply.zoo|Alchemy :O66
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UMen In White Coats
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SO67: Thought Police|thoughtpolice.zoo|Jude/Panda :O67
SO68: Stuart Macconie Must Die!|maconnie.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O68
SO69: My Perfect Woman|perfect.zoo|Uncle Jack/Panda :O69
SO7O: Pip's Lighter Side Of Life|piplighter1.zoo|Pip E. :O7O
SO71: Pip's Lighter Side Of Life 2|piplighter2.zoo|Pip E. :O71
SO72: Pip's All New Side|pipside.zoo|Pip E. :O72
SO73: Pip E.asy|pipeasy.zoo|Pip E. :O73
SO74: Top Shelf Shenanikins|shelf.zoo|Uncle Jack/Panda :O74
SO75: Birds Down The Pub|birds.zoo|Uncle Jack/Panda :O75
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UBroaden Your Mind
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SO76: Confessions|confessions.zoo|Uncle Jack/Panda :O76
SO77: The Hideous Truth Of A Kleptomaniac|klepto.zoo|Alchemy :O77
SO78: The Eternal Pain Of Ronald MacDonald's Greatest Enemy|hamburg.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O78
SO79: How To Be A Bigamist|howtobigamist.zoo|MoonDog :O79
SO8O: Know Your Other Animals|otheranimals.zoo|Jude/Panda :O8O
SO81: Not Many People Know This|notmany.zoo|Melee/Panda :O81
SO82: Sleeping With...|sleeping.zoo|Jude Panda :O82
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ULeftovers
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SO83: Things I Said/Thought When I Was Very Young|whnyoung.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O83
SO84: Where's Aidan's Speckled Ball?|aidan.zoo|Jude/Panda :O84
SO85: How To Be A Dole Cheat In 5 Easy Steps|dole.zoo|Uncle Jack/Panda :O85
SO86: Reviews Of My GCSE English Teachers|english.zoo|FishBoy/Panda :O86
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SO87: Ta ta|tata.zoo|Jude/Panda :O87
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CEdited ............. Jude
CCode .............. Melee
CMusic courtesy of FishBoy
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CA Panda Release  © MCMXCVII
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UIssue 4 will be out
Uaround August 1997.