FINNISH SCENE

Finland  the  land  of dark forests and
freaks. But the only light that  exists
here is that here is a lot of booze and
lakes which shine in the night. You can
also  swim  in them. But hamburgers are
too expensive!If you order an hamburger
you must pay $3 of that!  Anyway,  coke
costs $1.5 and that's a very high price
for that poison!  Fortunately there are
no KILLER-TOM-A-TOES attacking  unfort-
unate victims at the kiosks...so, booze
is good (yes, the COSCENCORVA-booze'cos
it's 38 per cent drink...urgh!)  Tastes
very cool, almost  as  cool as DRY ANIS
(45%) or DR. PEPPER (0.01%) The finnish
computer scene?  You  know  that we are
ranked as NOBODY  even  if  we  are the
COOLEST in Finland!  We even change our
socks once a month!  There's a COOL new
federation in  Finland:  DIE GO GO INC.
FEDERATION(DGGIF),members are:Accession
Beyond Force,Browbeat,Byterapers,Clones
Deathstar and Gate.Some finnish leading
groups  are:  Deathstar, Freedom Force,
Accession  and  of  course  we,  CLONES
(varmaan!)Nowadays finnish people drink
too little alcohol,  cos the  prices of
booze  and  wine  went up some time ago
(fucking government!) Few weeks ago SCY
of BLOODSUCKERS was visited by software
police (yes, there is  now  a  software
police also in Finland!)  When we spoke
with HOFFI of BS in the phone  he  told
us  that he was hiding his disks around
the  house  all  the  day! That is what
happens to swappers who use postboxes..
use your own name and  address  and the
stupid police wont understand anything!
Well, you know that there  are no polar
bears  in  Finland,  but  that is  only
because we  listen to  GUNS N' ROSES...
and HELLOWEEN and QUEENSRYCHE and Jesus
STRYPER etc. etc.Oh yes,here in Finland
BOSTON (the band) rules!But Acid stinks
One good thing in Finland is that there
are a lot of (?)BOOZING-PARTIES managed
by  Amiga  Freaks  Rotary Outernational
(AFRO) and there you may get some pussy
if you are lucky enough.  Finnish  guys
are also quite anemic and so they often
get to Anemic Accidents.  And  09 lives
on...But when the summertime comes here
there are a lot of flowers. The finnish
people usually prefer socks  which  are
mostly white but have some red and blue
streaks in the  upper  part.  (Well, at
least they have once been white...) Our
problem is that people  from  the  Out-
lands  do  not  understand Finnish.  An
example  comes  here:  HAISTAKAA  VITTU