What   is   your   opinion  on  German
mail-swapping scene?  What is relation
between   number  of  modem-traders  &
sysops  and  number of mail-traders in
Germany, by your opinion?

I  don't  know about things like that.
But  I would say that it's nicer to do
a  blow-job  on  a mailswapper because
they   wipe   away  the  smegma  every
morning    in    contrast    to    the
modemtraders  who  usually shower only
once a month.


Did you have any troubles with police?

Once  some  old  guys  from  the local
police station came to my house when I
was 12 - I had just left the orphanage
at this point.  They said I was in big
trouble   because   of  my  shurikens,
chackos,  guns  etc.  but I mamaged to
convince  them  to leave me alone, but
allowing  them  to  violate  me  for 3
hours.


Describe  a  bit about the place where
you  live, Bocholt?  Having fun there?
Describe your typical day?

Bocholt  is  a  pretty  cool town.  My
best  friend  Jan Derk Mallander lives
here.     He's   probably   the   most
perverted  one  of  them  all for he's
bought  a  number  of cows and pigs to
get  satisfied  every day.  That's why
we all call him "Schweineficker" which
means  "Pigfucker".   Usually I get up
at  13.00  and the first thing I do is
to  go  to  the  toilet  to  clean  my
butthole from the blood of last night.
Then  I  am  shaking  hands  with  the
unemployed  which  is good fun.  I try
to  hit  the toilet, but sometimes the
wank only wettens the wall.  Then I am
having  lunch  (my fave is a joint and
some  fries  with  marmalade).  In the
afternoon   I  do  various  jobs  like
movies (see above), stealing, robbing,
peddling  drugs  or  stabbing  old and
helpless  people.   These  jobs  I  do
until  6  in  the morning until I drop
asleep with an aching butthole.
   

What do you think about Amiga parties?
What  kind  of  parties  you prefer in
your real life?

Amiga parties should be much more like
the  real  parties  in  my life.  They
should contain permantent video shows,
dicksize-,  buttfucking-  and  wanking
competitions.  Everyone should be nude
to  see  who  is  "your  type".  There
should always be some girls with extra
big   boobs  so  you  can  also  enjoy
"alternative entertainment".


Did you traveled a lot in your life?

In   the  past  I  have  travelled  to
ex-Yugoslavia and I liked it a lot.  I
have  never  seen  so  many  gays  and
transsexuals  in one place.  It's such
a  pity  that  they  are  now shooting
themselves.   It  would  be  better if
they  only shot wank at each other but
after all they do not seem to have any
morals.

What   kind   of   muzak  you  prefer?
Hanging  around with MTV?  What do you
think about that crazy dude Ray Cokes?

I  listen  to a lot of cool music like
"Armaggedon   Dildos"   or  "Gay  City
Rollers".   MTV is not so cool but Ray
Cokes  is  a  sweety.   The first time
that  I  saw his ass I felt that I got
to have it.


Do   you  have  a  girlfriend  at  the
moment?   If  so,  what  is  her name?
What kind of girls you prefer?

I  prefer  the  girls with a moustache
and  with  hairy  legs.  The ones that
always  make  a coyote-like noise when
reaching  a  climax  are  the best.  I
especially  like  it when their fur is
growing   on   a   full   moon  night.
Sometimes I get my 15 inch metal prong
to aid me with their satisfaction when
I  can't  do it on my own.  At the end
of  a sexual intercourse I usually eat
them  with  salt,  pepper  and tabasco
sauce.


Describe   your   favorite   following
things:

DRINK: Davidoff's Cool Water
FOOD: Bean Soup from Croatia
COUNTRY: good old Yugoslavia
DEMO: Treacl Tera Demo (!!!!!!)
GROUP: Proton  (because of  the LOVELY
members)
MUSICIAN: Wave/Ex-Design 
GRAPHICIAN: Sly/Treacl 
CODER: Dr.Know/Proton
DISKMAG: McDisk


Wow,  is  there  any question I didn't
ask  you  and  I  should?   Some  last
words,  greets  to  some  of your best
friends, address ...

I  would just like to point out that I
currently am deeply into butt-fucking.
It  is  the  best - try it.  If you're
already  advanced try to do it WITHOUT
VASELINE   and   enjoy   fucking  your
partner's  hole bloody.  It's so great
when   you  hear  these  poor  victims
scream.   And don't forget to eat them
when  you've  had  your  fun.  This is
just my little personal advice what to
do  on  a  boring evening when there's
no-one at home but your grandma.  That
should  be  everything  -  have a nice
day!


Well,  thank  you  very  much for this
interview Diddle!!!