TITLE:Part 3 of the gossip series PALETTE:0223 0558 0799 0aa7 3 PEOPLE TALK ABOUT... Be wellcomed to yet the third part of the endless series in which we from 2THE 2MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL 1tell you - whoever or whatever you may be - what you have to talk about if you don't want to appear the gonzo that in fact you are. So, what are these topics, one can't afford to miss, which aren't left out in any swapp letter from Lappland to Timbuktu? "THE MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL-Office for Investigations in Topics, no rational mind would spend a single penny for" hereby publishes an updated list of what is fashionable these argonic autumn allegories... 3People talk about... 2SANITY 1- After all members left, no releases being in preparation, 2CHAOS announced to be a faggot it rather seems - if we may refer to very known sources - as if - still speculations, yet very founded ones - this group - as if such a earthly word could explain the cult - is rather forgotten (except for their past releases of course). Therefore it also seems a splendid time for a comeback with a bunch of unknown animateurs (if anyone from 2REBELS 1feel humiliated here - it really wasn't my intention). 2POLKA BROS. 1- This one is just for 2GARGOYLE1: 3I don't like Polka, I don't like 3Polka, I don't like Polka... 1and 2SPEEDY 1doesn't agree with me (Nouh! Never!) 2MELON 1- After so many years (4 to be exact) MELON have finally found a way, to perform a new breed of demos by enriching them with one minor detail: In their winning demo from the 2SIH'95 1they have put a little code in their design and animations! 2SPEEDY/WHOEVER 1- He Returns so the story goes (grows) on: 2PARASITE 1died, 2SPEEDY renamed into 2STEFFEN1, founded 2SPEEDY1, left 2PARASITE 1to join 2SPEEDY 1(source: 2STEFFEN/SPEEDY1), joined 2JEWELS 1as double-member, left 2JEWELS 1to be 2SPEEDY member-only, rejoined the newborn 2PARASITE1, renamed into 2SPEEDY1, 2PARASITE 1died on AMIGA, 2SPEEDY 1joined 2ACCESS 1to trade, stopped swapping, left 2ACCESS1, joined 2JEWELS1, re-starts swapping. I know, why I left this hectic scene in the end... 2TRSI 1- 310 years 1of scenity for this group, 3100 members 1on all platforms, 31000 3over all times 1since now, 310000 DM 1is 2UYANIKS 1monthly income (source: UYANIK), 3100000 broken promises 1when it comes to sooncoming great releases. We here at THE MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL wait unpatiently for the 31000000 event1! 2SUBACID 1- The masters of seggregation and inconformity: I know it's hard to code in a way that an AMIGA 4000 isn't realized as AGA-machine. It's harder to make a demo not work with FAST-RAM. Yet, making a demo decide that it won't work with AMIGA's of all kind equipped with 4MB FAST likE their PYT... 3Cheesus, 3I'm impressed! 2RESTLESS 1- To release a socalled 2"Porno Glideshow" 1in 1995 with badly snapped advertising pictures from BBS's like the 2AMATEUR ACTION BBS 1in an absolutely bad quality with extremely unattractive "models" and appetitehampering close ups of rotten cunts and - even worse - stiffs is a) boring to the bone and b) shows that there still are real kids in our beloved scene. 2MAGIC 1- Extra Oscar for being the new most popular collective factor for an scenish asswipe nowadays. 2DIGITAL UK 1- People wanted organizers of parties to say the truth and not to state what they could in the end never deliver. But to order 2MANIACS 1to do a AMOS-Intro with confused information, promising nothing and giving no information, featuring a bad chippy, rotten 80th-styled gfx and no design? Boys, who shall come to your mega-event when you are understating this way! 2MACNO 1- Another extra Oscar for covering (I don't wanna say RIPPING) the format-idea of TM(!)LB (sub-mag) in the shape of 2ABNOMINIO 1(or something close), announce it for being a new principle - just for being too lazy to start working on a new ABNORMALIA. 2ROCKERONIC/OUTLAWS 1- The final extra Oscar for him, still believing in the good will within man (what a neat, lovely little nerd). 2INFECT 1- After two years of a mercyless propaganda-campaign they finally decided that they should in the end rather also release something. So far for the DECISION, wait for the start of the preparations in late 1996 and the release somewhen in 1998 - till then, they plan to do a mercyless propaganda-campaign on that matter. 2SPEEDY/WHOEVER 1(again) - He found a new way a optimizing his swapping. Remember: First he made his letters some kind of chainletter with millions of informations and adverts for everyone of about 25kbyte size. Now he even inserts a diskindex for evry sending. Does this mean that a) he has too much time or b) too few to send so he fills up his disks by this?