TITLE:Put 4 sceners and 3 babies in a glas, stirr and wait what happens PALETTE:0223 067a 0799 0ab7 3 SCENISH DAYS WITH TINY TALCUMED(!) BALLS 2"Peeppee! Peeppee! Peeee-pp-IIIIIEEEE!!!" "Oh, shut up!" 2"But what if he actually has to pee?" "What, again?" 2"He hasn't, believe me, he hasn't..." "How can you be so sure?" 2"Well, it's not my first one, you know." "Oh." Pardon? What is going on? I mean we all already noticed that 2MACNO1, 2ASTRO1, 2KING ARTHUR 1and 2ROKDEE 1have all stayed young, but - that young? Who by the way is whining in agony for... ehrm... well... compare the first line yourself, please. I guess, we should move in closer. Ah, there they are: All have undoubtfully grown a little older - MACNO looks like around thirty, ASTRO close to him, KING ARTHUR finally has crossed the borders to antiquariaty (50 years) and ROKDAZONE? - well, he'll never get as old as he looks like anyway. They all look quite unspectacular, sitting there, bored/boring as they are. More interesting are, however, the three nasty bits of life in their arms: MACNO carries a around 1.5 year old baby which undoubtfully has to be the source of the excremental noice from above as the two newborn bundles that ASTRO and ROKDAZONE helplessly looking carry in their arms, seem too young to articulate themselves. Nonetheless, they have just found out that something important happens to their colleague two arms away so they show their deepfelt sympathy by starting to cry like sirens on armageddon. 2MACNO: "Would you please make your mammals shut up? Beppe is getting nervous!" 3ASTRO: "Ha! He is getting nervous? Look what he has done to Katharina! 3Ooooooh, is little baby-baby sooooo saaaaad?!" 2KATHARINA: 1(* looks quitly for a second at him, then slowly opens her mouth...*) "AIYEEEEE!" 3ROKDEE: 1(* with his hand over the mouth of the baby on his arm *) 3"And, Macno. 3Calling your child after your dead pet-rat is rather a case for Amnesty 3International. Be thankful, we didn't denunciate you!" 2KING ARTHUR: "What is your son called by the way, then!" 3ROKDEE: "YORICK JAMIROU GRISU!" 2ALL 1(except ROK)2: "Gnlpfth? Mbrpfff... Glllna-graAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!" 3ROKDEE: "What, eh, what, eh, say, what, eh?" The babies stop their chanson and unbelievingly look at their parents. Yes, believe it or not, what we have here is the new generation of sceners. The ideal breed of swappers: They do nothing except for making unneccessary noice. After a while (a rather short while by the way), Beppe gives another attempt: 2BEPPE: "Babba? Nglmpf." 3MACNO: "Negelampf?" 2ASTRO: "Rather Na-gA-lmpf." 3ROKDEE: "I still think he has got to pee." 2KING ARTHUR: "No, believe me, really not." 3BEPPE: "PEEPEEEEEE!?!" 2MACNO: "Why should I?" 3KING ARTHUR: "I have brought up 5 of these tiny talcumed balls" 2ASTRO: "Strange-smelling tiny talcumed balls." 3ROKDEE: "Noisy strange-smelling tiny talcumed balls!" 2BEPPE: 1(* getting quitely *) 2"Peepee?" 3MACNO: "You mean, you can hear it by the sound he makes?" 2KING RATHUR: "No, it's rather the way he looks, because a baby that has to pee 2has a strange dazzle in his eyes." 3ASTRO: "Oh, you mean: When water appears in their eyes, it is full?" 2KING ARTHUR: "Ehrm, well, close..." 3ROKDEE: "What would happen if I would push its belly then?" 2MACNO: "You mean like this?" (* squeeze *) 3BEPPE: 1(* looks quite content *) 2" :-) " 2KING ARTHUR: "Yes, exactly this would happen." 3MACNO: 1(* consternated into the camera *) 3" . " 2ROKDEE: "Oh, Macno, I think, your baby is dripping." 3ASTRO: "Oh, dear! Poor Macno." 2ROKDEE: "Yes, It is a pitty." 3ASTRO: "At least he uses ALWAYS VERY ULTRA, so babies' ass will stay clean and 2 desert-like dry." 3ROKDEE: "Hey, ALWAYS is a womens towel." 2ASTRO: "Smells the same anyway." 3ROKDEE: "Lucky, you didn't say 'tastes'" Astro and Rokdee giggle like little childs, giving them another disturbed look from young YORICK (etc). 2MACNO: "Arthur! You said he wouldn't... wouldn't... wouldn't..." 3KING ARTHUR: "Wouldn't what?" 2MACNO: "Piss." 3KING ARTHUR: "I didn't say, you have to push his belly." 2MACNO: "I only did as you said he definately isn't... full?" 3KING ARTHUR: "Ah, never said that." 2ASTRO: "You did." 3KING ARTHUR: "I didn't." 2ROKDEE: "You didn't?" 3KING ARTHUR: "I did!" 2KATHARINA: "Ddidd-edd." (* pause *) (* silence *) (* nothing really *) 3ASTRO: "Her first word! It's her first word!!! Ha, he-her fi-fi-fi-fi... Say 3 daddy! Kathy, say daddy. Da-ddy." 2KATHARINA: "Pffrzggnl." 3KING ARTHUR: "Close." 2ROKDEE: "Naaw, calm down, Astro. It was just by chance." 3ASTRO: "How would you know that, eh? Say daddy, Kathy!" 2KATHARINA: "Rgglbph!" 3MACNO: "She is too young, mate." 2ASTRO: 1(* with shivering voice trying to clamber to his fix idea of having an 1highly interlectual baby *) 2"But she is so smart..." 3ROKDEE: "Macno, it is about time to dry Beppe down, isn't it?" 2ASTRO: "She is much further then other babies of her age..." 3MACNO: "But I can't." 2ASTRO: 1(* getting quite *) 2"She really is able to speak..." 3ROKDEE: "Oh, I have some diapers if you need some." 2ASTRO: 1(* very quite *) 2"And I am journalist..." 3MACNO: "Ehrm, thanks... but I can't." 2ASTRO: " + " 3KING RTHUR: "Wait, you have a baby and don't now how to clean you child?" 2ROKDEE: "Italian machism, typically!" 3ASTRO: " : " 2MACNO: "Well, then - do it yourself, smartie!" 3ROKDEE: "Nope. It's your babies ass, so wipe it yourself." 2MACNO: "Arthur?" 3KING ARTHUR: "A-he, it's - hum - a long time ago since I... and... maybe..." 2ASTRO: " / " Slowly, the camera moves away, leaving them alone down on earth with their troubles and pleasures. Yes, what you've just seen is the future. Veterans of the scene. Highly respected and important for the evolving what is going on in this - our - scene. 1995, they all started to move away and look for new goals. Finally the become fathers and no one will remember them in this magic anarchic world of bits and bytes. As the data-highways start to conquer the world, they lose themselves and finally find eachothers again. In a more abnormal, lunatic, magic and raw world: 2The world of a familyfather.