TITLE:Will they ever declare or announce something?
PALETTE:0223 0779 0989 07a9


3                    THE GIANT FEW CONVENTION (yet again...)



A  fire-red  OPEL  ASTRA with a small button on the back window showing a little
dragon,  saying:   "I want to be a fire-brigade car!" stands in a small dark and
dusty  backlane.  Inside, one is able to see some shapes moving feverishly.  The
car  is  shaking heavily and if one listens carefully, one can hear an exhausted
sighing and deep outcries.
The camera zooms in closer and slowly the view into the inner is possible.

3                                   - - -

Here we face the heroes(!) of our story:
2RokDaZone/INFECT1,  main-ed  for  2THE  MARVELLOUS(!)  LUNATiCS BALL1, who has just
bought himself a new car.

2Macno/ABNO-Team1, main-ed for 2ABNORMALIA1, who still has found no group.

2Dope/SPACEBALLS1, organizer of 2SIH1, which he still didn't manage to cancel.

2Wolfman/BALANCE1,  one  main-ed  for  2UPSTREAM1,  still giving shocks to lambs for
smoking hash.

2Terrox/RAW-Team1,  co-ed  for  2RAW  1who  also  has  no  group but else is totally
unimportant.

2Astro/MOVEMENT1,   main-ed  for  2RAW1,  who  has  a  group  but  else  is  totally
uninteresting.

2Mop/ESSENCE1, main-ed for 2ROM1, who appears here only as this is his mag.

2Uyanik/TRSI1, 2TRSI-Worldhead1, who killed Kimble recently.

2Nimrod/???1,  2editor 1of highest ranks, who has no group no real mag he writes for
and hasn't been seen for ages.

2Lord Helmet1, 2Kingpin 1and 2Hydra 1in some smaller roles...

3                                   - - -

2MACNO  (MC):  "RokDaZone, could you please tell me:  Why are we all crammed into
2this car?"
ROKDAZONE:    "Ehrm,  you  know  I bought this one some days ago and as I really
               needed a cheap place for this GF-convention I thought it would be
               nice..."
2DOPE (DP):    "Stupid gig..."


MOP: "Mblgff!"
2WOLFMAN (WM): "What?"
MOP: "Mblgff Wrkxst Nrrgl!!!"
2WM: "???"
ASTRO (AS):  "I think he wants you to take your knee out of his mouth."
2MOP: "Mmm-hm!"
E-NOZ (EZ): "Are you sure?"
2WM: "Why doesn't he say so?"
TERROX (TX): "Maybe for the same reason why his face had turned blue?"
2NIMROD (NM): "Isn't that since I am standing on his chest?"
AS:  "Well, I guess these are two indicators for one disturbing matter in here."
2ROK: "Ah-ha. Which one then?"
All others: 3"IT'S TOO SMALL FOR TEN PEOPLE IN HERE!!!"

2ROK: "Oh... Maybe I should open one window then?"
UYANIK  (UY):   "Naaaw!  Fresh air could come in and decrease the density of THC
                 within this vehicle!"
2All: "???"
EZ:   "What he means is that his joint might stop banging the right way when the
       smog gets stirred up."
2WM: "JOINT!?!"
3(*  cries  and  chaos  set in as WM - with foam in front of his mouth - tries to
3squeeze over to UYANIK to share his joint *)


2TX: "Ouch, my nose."
NM: "Well, at least MOP is able to breath again."
2MOP: "Buy yourself a bigger car, Rock!"
ROK: "It's RokDaZone - not RockDaZone."
2MC: "Hmmm, I think I know this from somewhere?"
DP: "... in Holland?"
2All: 3"OH, SHUT UP!"


ROK:   "Ok,  then...  Let me wellcome all of you at the annual (since last year)
        GIANT FEW-convention inside this marvellous(!) new car of mine."
2MC: "I would like to interrupt you here!"
ROK: "What do you want to say then?"
2MC:  "Dunno really, but you interrupted me in our discussion printed in
ABNO#5 all the time."
2UY: "Cheap revenge."
WM: "Shut up and pass the joint over again."

2ROK:   "...   for  all  of you who don't know it by now, I have invited only the
2        most influential  sceners to discuss  the future  of the scene  and moan
2        about that in the past everything was better."
UY:  "Nice topic let me have a mouthful of steam on this."
3(* puffpuffpuff *)

2AS: "But why the heck is this nerd in here, then?"
ROK: "E-NOZ? Oh, he pays for the gasoline."
2AS: "Hmmm, just fair."

ROK:  "If  anyone  wants  to  have a drink,  he might try to catch some condense
       water from the ceiling."
2MC:   "Last  year you at least had some tap water for free!  You're getting more
2       avariciously by the year."
WM: "Ava... avar... A-what?"
2MOP: "Stingy!"
WM: "Sting-what?"
2AS: "He-is-not-awilled-to-spend-any-money-for-us!"
WM: "Ah!"
2TX: "He even doesn't use no stamps anymore."
MC: "And doesn't send back my faked ones."
2NM: "Why the heck are you organising this here then?"
UY: "It's cheaper for him then to travel abroad."
2ROK:   "...   SO,  let  us  talk  about  the  interesting  topics of the scenish
2        present!"

MC: "Ehrm, by the way: Why isn't CHRISTINE DE LA QUEEN present."
2TX: "Ah, lady?
MOP: "Well, a woman at least."
2TX: "With breasts and legs and so on?"
MC,  WM, ROK & MOP:  3(* remember the last GF-convention inside a mixed sauna and
                     3answer with deeeeep sighs *)
2TX:  "Oh, me so horny / oh, me so horny..."
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2ROK: "She  isn't  here  as I  didn't wanted LORD HELMET  to be scared yet again.
2      You know how he behaved last time when meeting a girl."
NM:  "Does he still have that red rash from his allergic reactions on her?"
2ROK: "Haven't seen him lately."
DP:  "By the way where is he, then?"
2NM:  "Good point! WM, you sit at the window, any sign of him?"
WM:  "I  can  see  a snail, a naked snail!  And a flower and a bunch of running
      steaks!"
2All: 3"???"

NM: "Ehrm, UY, maybe it's time to take away the joint from him."
2UY: "I would, but he swallowed it!"
MOP:  "I have seen LORD HELMET and HYDRA beating themselves up outside earlier."
2DP: "Some things never change. What about his slav... KINGPIN, I meant?"
MOP: "He was waiting for HELMET while carrying his luggage."
2All: 3"Oh."

ROK: "Sooo,  mates...   What  has  been  happening  since  last year?  Something
      important?  Has somebody been killed?  Any new slagg offs? Someone busted?
      Any new mags?"
2MOP: "DISC has been released again!"
ROK: "Yes, I slagged that off in 42 already..."
2DP:  "SATURN has been cancelled!"
ROK: "Yep, I've slagged that off in RAW and ROM..."
2AS:  "RAW  has  been  released  after  the  eclat at the PARTY IV, regarding the
2      STALIN-affair!"
3(*  a sudden voice from outside:  "Who is a Stalin here, eh!?" followed by heavy
3punching sounds *)

ROK: "Ehrm, yes, I reported about it in CHIT CHAT."
2MC: "ABNORMALIA got released again!"
ROK: "Yes, I infiltrated it with THE MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL."
2WM: "I have been smoking hashish!" 3(* consternated looks from UY *)
ROK: "Oh, yes, I mocked about it in BUZZ."
2TX: "You have been writing for BUZZ!?!"
ROK: "Right and I apologised for this and slagged it off in RAW."
2UY:  "There has been a big discussion about my person for slagging off others."
ROK: "And that's why I slagged you off in 42 multiple times."
2EZ:  "Is it possible that you use this article for advertising matters?"
ROK: "Do you have the impression?"
2ALL: 3"YES!!!"


ROK: "Has anyone any topics to be discussed?"
2DP: "SIH3 won't be cancelled!"
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2MC: "Let's talk about swapletters in Lappland."
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2MOP: "What about the SceMology as contrapoint to Scenology?"
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2WM: "What about the necessity of smoking hash?"
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2NM: "I have got five reasons for not joining a group."
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2TX: "What about some further definitions of what R.A.W. could mean?"
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2AS: "I could report about the doings at my journalist school."
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2UY: "I could tell you how it is to be a living scene legend."
All: 3"SHUT UP!"

2EZ: "And..."
All: 3"SHUT UP!"
2EZ: "Glp!"

ROK:   "I  could  refer  about  sense  and  nonsense of leaving, not-leaving the
      scene."

3(*  suddenly  the door gets ripped open.  A female gets visible.  Long red hair,
31.68  metres size, intelligent eyes dazzle angrily behind glasses on a neat nose
3*)
KATJA:   "So,  here  you are, eh?  Wasn't it you who promised me to come to town
         shopping this afternoon?"
2ROK:     "But my heart!"
KATJA:   "I  have  been  waiting  for you all the day and then started searching
          you..."
2ROK:     3(* geting smaller and smaller *) 2"...my love..."
KATJA:   "...and where do I find you? In a backlane with the car full of strange
         smelling fools!"
2ROK:     " 3(* weak *) 2...darling..."

UY:     (* quitly *) "Who is that red dervish?"
2KATJA:  3(* interrupts her scoldings just to give an anger-filled view over to UY
        who  tries  to escape into the seatscushions *) 2"I HEARD THAT!"  3(* then
3        restarts finishing with the remains of poor ROK *)

DP:  "Ladies and gentlemen.  May I introduce you to KATJA, the new girlfriend of
      Rokky-baby."
2ROK: "...my plum-pudding..."
EZ:  "... and the new designing head of INFECT."
2ROK: "...mother of my 25 kids..."
WM:  "A woman designing for INFECT?"
2ROK: "...my goddess..."
MC:  "She studies design and drawing."
2ROK: "...my morning-bird..."
AS:  "And I thought to be something special with my journalists school..."


2ROK: 3(* while getting dragged out of the car *)
     2"I-hereby-announce-the-GF-convention-1995-for-being-ended."
TX:  "...and Elvis has just left the building."
2NM:  "I guess we better get out here too before she starts up getting berserk."


A few moments later, ROK stands there with hanging shoulders, still watching the
curve - behind which KATJA has just disappeared with his car - with empty eyes.
The others give some last handshakes and move away into seperate directions.

The  sun  sets down.  It's getting colder.  While the camera moves up for a last
look  over the houses, HYDRA and LORD HELMET are getting visible for a first and
last  time.   They  still punch themselves in slower getting movements.  KINGPIN
lies  in  the  mid  of  a  widely scattered heap of bags and suitcases, snorring
peacefully...