TITLE:Ah, no, who has let you in? Argh! Mercy! Yaaaaah...
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3                             ARTICLE, MAG & R.O.M.
                                       or
                               How To Fill A Mag?


Here we go again. Another 2ARTICLE 1in another 2MAG 1called 2R.O.M.
You  may  wonder  why  I write the words 2"ARTICLE"1,2"MAG" 1and 2"R.O.M." in capital
letters?  Well, I am clever...

I  have calculated that I need approx.  3000 bytes to have something worth to be
called an ARTICLE.  I don't go wrong that 3000bytes equal to 3000 single letters
that  form words like 2"ARTICLE"1, 2"MAG" 1and 2"R.O.M."1, leaving an 2ARTICLE 1in a 2MAG
like, e.g., 2R.O.M.

If  I  say that 2ARTICLE 1- as a word - consists of 7 letters, 2MAG 1of 3 letter and
2R.O.M.   1of  3  letters  plus  3  dots,  I only have to write them several times
repeadiately to fill an 2ARTICLE1.

And the moment I have written:
  2ARTICLE 3= 17 3+ 1this one here 3= 28 Times
3+ 2MAG 3= 15 3+ 1this one here 3= 26 Times
3+ 2R.O.M. 3= 14 3+ 11 equals 5
3---------------------------------------
3= 82 letters + 15 dots!
3=======================================

This  is  the  right  way  to  fill  an  2ARTICLE  1in  a 2MAG 1like2 R.O.M.  1(equals
13+3dots)!

Some  people  might  call my method a little primitive, but a 2MAG 1needs 2ARTICLES
and  especially  a  2MAG 1like 2R.O.M.1, since 2R.O.M.  1is said to be the leading 2MAG
with  all  its  nice  2ARTICLES  1-  therefore  it  needs quite a lot of 2ARTICLES1.
Somehow  I  have  to pay my milk, you know.  (another 36 + 6 dots.  Simply 2MAG1ic
(...plus a fake one leaves 39 + 6 dots))

It  is  not  that I don't like to write real 2ARTICLES 1without this tricks, but I
neither  have the time nor the imagination to fill our 2MAG 1in another way.  Calm
down mates.  YOU don't write 2ARTICLES 1for a 2MAG 1- especially not for 2R.O.M.1, you
can  go out swimming in the summer while I have to stay indoors to write further
boring  2ARTICLES 1just to fill the menu of 2R.O.M.  1- the leading 2MAG 1- if I don't
want to close down this beloved 2MAG 1called 2R.O.M.  1(further 42 letters + 9 dots,
some  subliminal advertising for a challenging 2MAG 1(+3) and a capital "YOU" that
doesn't count for this 2ARTICLE1...  Hah!  Another one.)

People  sometimes  tell  that  they prefer hot topics for 2ARTICLES 1in 2MAG1s.  But
let's  be honest, mate:  Would you read 2R.O.M.  1if we wouldn't fill our 2MAG 1with
more than 100 2ARTICLES1?  Would you even spend a single thought about 2R.O.M.1?
(This was poor. Only 26 letters + 6 dots)

I  have  written many 2ARTICLES 1and I have read many 2ARTICLES 1in 2MAG1s like, e.g.,
2R.O.M.1!
(Totally  pointless point, but brought 20 letters plus 3 dots - so what the
quarrel?)

I  mean  at least I am a little tasty with this 2ARTICLE1.  I do the repetition of
the  words 2"ARTICLE"1, 2"MAG" 1and 2"R.O.M." 1a little more decent than oter editors.
They  might  repeat  the  words  2"ARTICLE"1, 2"MAG" 1and 2"R.O.M." 1more ennervingly,
e.g., this way:

2  ARTICLE,  MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE,
2  MAG,  R.O.M.,  ARTICLE,  MAG,  R.O.M.,  ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG,
2  R.O.M.,  ARTICLE,  MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M.,
2  ARTICLE,  MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE,
2  MAG,  R.O.M.,  ARTICLE,  MAG,  R.O.M.,  ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG,
2  R.O.M.,  ARTICLE,  MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M.,
2  ARTICLE,  MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE,
2  MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ARTICLE, MAG, R.O.M., ...

I  wouldn't do that since such an repetition of 2"ARTICLE"1, 2"R.O.M." 1and 2"MAG"1...
ah,  damned,  wrong  order...   I  wouldn't  do that since such an repetition of
2"ARTICLE"1,  2"MAG"  1and  2"R.O.M." 1would show that this 2ARTICLE 1is only written to
fill  a  2MAG1,  e.g., 2R.O.M.1!  What a bad thing to do!  (Hehehe, that was clever:
410 letters + 93 dots).

Ooops, as I just see, I have reached the desired limit.
This  were 635 letters +135 dots and a capital YOU!  Overall I have 3898 letters
equally to 3898 bytes - not to mention the 3801 changes (mistyping and so on).
You can be lucky that I didn't counted the fullstops so don't murmur around...

Next  time  I  should  try the words 2"AND"1, 2"OR"1 and 2"TO" 1- they are shorter but
much better to write decently...