TITLE:Don't Ask Me, Why I actually Wrote This One. PALETTE:0223 0779 099b 09a9 3 THE OBLIGATORY INTERVIEW by RokDaZone/INFECT & E-Noz/SPEEDY RokDee: Hello, this is the marvellous(!) LUNATICS BALL live from the CEBIT 94 and we are about to interview a very important scener who - as he is active in illegal matters - wants to remain anonymous... 2Anonym Scener: Also hello, I am a 17 year old German and I am member of an 2totally anonym group that I've joined in late 1993. Before I was member of some 2further anonym groups and I am active on AMIGA since... RokDee: Hehehe, Shut up! 2Anonym Lamer: What? RokDee: Hehehe... Ehrm, suxx. Hehehe... 2Androgyn Vainer: I think, I know this from somewhere. RokDee: Hehehehe.... Pull my finger. 2Amphetamine Gainer: (Does it which results in a fart from RokDee) *Well, I 2guess I should continue myself - it's those standard questions anyway* ... 2where were I? RokDee: Ehrm, ... hehehehe. 2Apathic Onanator: I... I started on AMIGA in late 1993 and was member in 2decent anonym groups... RokDee: Shut up! Hehehe... 2Dramatic Pulsator: ...like Quartex and Crystal... as cracker. *Ooops!* (A 2policeman nearby gets interested) RokDee: Cooool... Ehrm, hehehehe... Pull my finger. Hehehehe... 2Organitic Emulator: No thank you. Well, my favourite group is anon... RokDee: You have a pimple in your nose! Hehehehe. Ee-ehrm. Hehehe... Suxx! 2Apathic Imperator: ... is anonym... RokDee: Hehehe. It's yellow... Hehehe! Yellow pimples are cool. 2A-go-gonic Stimulator: ... is Melon. And my favourite food are pimple... 2pizzas and I love to drink parties and go on beer... RokDee: Ehrm... Do you have a card with your name on? 2Och-san-geen Elevator: ...and I am so illegal that the cops would catch me as 2soon as... RokDee: Hehehe... Do you have a card with your name on, dude? 2Dismissive Triumphator: ... as soon as my real identity would get revealed! 2And... RokDee: Ehrm,... Do you have a card with your name on? A-hehehe... 2Perogative Terminator: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU BASTARD?!? RokDee: Ehrm, I wanna know if you gotta card with your name and adress on. Hehehe... 2Semantic Organisator: Yes, I have one in fact. Why? RokDee: Hehehe... Ehrm, I gave the one you've lost to the cop over there and told him that you called him an asshole. In the very next scene, the Asthmatic Purchaser gets hidden by a mob of policemen that all beat him up whilst RokDee gets of the take and the titlemelody is played. RokDee: Hey, E-NOZ! 2Anarchistic Senator: (taking off a mask under which E-NOZ/SPEEDY gets visible) 2Yes? RokDee: I think we've got it. We filled another article. 2E-NOZ: Yeah, right and we gave a fine example on how to impress and entertain 2MTV-addicted schoolkids, by performing something they are used to. RokDee: Ehrm, yeah! Cool. Hehehe... MTV suxx! Hehehehe... 2E-NOZ: Oh, shut up, asswipe!