TITLE:THE ALTERNATIVE SCENE QUIZ (Abnormalia 5) PALETTE:0223 0558 0799 0ab7 3 THE ALTERNATIVE SCENE QUIZ What's so alternative in this Scene Quiz? Nothing, but if you say that something is alternative you always make a better impression, as every mag editor knows. This section is for all those sage sceners who think that diskmags are a toy. You have to answer to the questions and check if you have been right. There are no prizes and no satisfaction, just do your damn homework and shut up. The idea of a Scene Trivia is not new, of course, and this alternative version surely doesn't add fun to the original intuition, but this page is essential and compulsory for you. 2You can't read the next articles of Scenarium if you don't answer rightly to all 2the following questions1. Yep. With a brilliant code trick, we are compelling you to do carefully this homework. That's pedagogy, guys; the best way to teach Scene History to lazy and ignorant sceners. 2Scenarium - When School Chases You Behind The Monitor 3INTERROGATIONS 201 - What was painted in the first picture ever made by Fairfax? A) Many mountains behind a naked woman; B) Many mountains; C) A naked woman. 202 - What was the topic of Zinkfloid's 78th article ever? A) Colorbird is biggest asshole in the scene; B) Yeah, I smoked another joint; C) I don't know what I am talking about. 203 - What did Jesper Kyd say when he realized that Hardwired didn't win at The 2 Party demo compo? A) "It's a fair decision after all" B) "That fucking slideshow..." C) "*** CENSORED ***" 204 - How old is The Master of The Scene? A) 13 years; B) 12 years and 11 months; C) Older than the universe. 205 - What has been the first mag of the scene? A) Wall Street Journal; B) ROM; C) Our Little Scene. 206 - What is the real name of Christine De La Queen? A) Christine; B) Queen; C) De La. 207 - Why Audiomonster has left the scene? A) Nobody wanted him anymore; B) He is making a CD; C) Problems with his girlfriend's ex. 208 - Who has had first the marvellous idea of all these Scene Trivias you are 2 enjoying so much? A) Fester of Sledgehammer; B) Ben of Sledgehammer; C) Sledgehammer. 209 - When Grapevine will die? A) When Pazza breaks his Amiga; B) When world finishes the diskettes; C) When all the readers have suicided themselves. 210 - Who invented the Spandimerda awards? A) Rokdazone; B) Orlando; C) Chaos to become more famous. 211 - Who invented Chaos? A) Nimrod; B) The Spandimerda Committee; C) God to become more famous. 212 - What Wolfman said the first second of his life? A) "Milk please"; B) "I apppologize for the inconvenience"; C) "I am a journalist". 213 - What does Sceneretica sell? A) Sceners clones and pizzas; B) Used sceners; C) Food for dogs. 214 - Why Gengis hasn't still topped every chart? A) He is not good as a spandimerda; B) He doesn't know the Priests of the scene; C) "Who is Gengis???". 215 - Why the music of Axis' trackmo Big Time Sensuality is 700 Kbytes long? A) To fill space; B) To make the longest music ever record; C) Problems with the sampler. 216 - What is ROM? A) A dream; B) The sound of a fart; C) The new top mag in the charts. 217 - What has Tsunami done last summer? A) A cd; B) His own businesses; C) Many damages on Japan's coasts. 218 - Uhm... but this... SPY... CAN drive??? A) Ask Mop; B) Ask the woman he ran over; C) I'll tell you in my next article. 219 - Who is Spaceman? A) An alien; B) A musician of Spaceballs; C) Travolta's secret girlfriend! 220 - What has Laxity said when he joined Polka Brothers? A) "I am happy and proud to be in this friendly and cool group"; B) "There wasn't anything better so I've decided to join you"; C) "Let's talk about business... what's the wage here?". 221 - Ask yourself a question and reply. A) Sure; B) 27; C) Abnormalia. 222 - Your previous answer has been "C". What was the question? A) What mag has bastard editors and dumb readers? B) Where the most idiot set of questions ever has been published? C) If you stink, where can you wash yourself? 223 - What is the favourite drink of Rune, main editor of 42? A) Whisky&beer milk shake; B) Scenologists' blood; C) He doesn't drink (Ahaha). 224 - Who is Silvio Berlusconi? A) A member of Ram Jam; B) A swapper; C) The leader of Offence. 225 - What is Scenology? A) The science that studies scents and parfums; B) The science that studies war scenarios; C) The science. 226 - What is SceMology? A) A species of protozoa; B) The creation of a protozoa; C) The poor brother of a protozoa. 227 - How old seems the author of these questions? A) Less; B) Exactly Macno's age; C) Younger than Seen. 228 - You are on a lost island. You would like with you: A) Claudia Shiffer's sister. B) ROM issue 1; C) A broken mouse. 229 - What has done Reward besides the logos for Mental Hangover? A) Nothing; B) The logos for Mental Hangover II; C) Swallowed a lot of kossu. 230 - Why The Jungle editors have decided to remove the recipes section? A) Blitter has finished his recipes book; B) They are going to make an independent recipes-only diskmag. C) They have joined Scenarium. Here we are. Your interrogations are finished and I suppose you are looking forward to check the answers. Well, you have to be a bit patient since2 the 2solutions will be published in the 8th issue of Abnormalia. That also means that you don't know if you can go on reading Scenarium or not. It's a pity, you must wait for Abnormalia 8 to be able to read Scenarium 5. Rules are rules, after all. In the meantime you can see what are our valutations according to the score obtained. 3From 00 to 10 right answers: You are a genius, your mind works fast and it works well. You should not have problems at school and your parents can be satisfied of what they have done. 3From 11 to 20 right answers: You are a GOD. Onniscent and onnipotent. There's nothing you can't do, the world is a creation of yours, Jesus Christ a painful dream. 3From 21 to 30 right answers: You are a nerd. Insecure, dumb, weak, slow, decrepit, flabby, spineless, bird-brained, not perfect. 3More than 30 right answers: You are: A) A ROM reader; B) The Master of the Scene; C) A Nimrod Softworks' bugged reader emulator.