TITLE:INTERVIEW WITH LONESTARR (Abnormalia 2) PALETTE:0223 0778 0898 0b89 3INTERVIEW WITH LONESTARR R- Lone Starr? L o n e Staahar? 2L- Uh? R- Hi Lone Starr! I am the Reporter! The same who has interviewed Lord Helmet, the utterly divine one! 2L- Helmet? I like him! Yup, we always play lego together... R- Lego? C'mon Lone starr, he is mean, he is Lord, he doesn't play childish games! 2L- Ehi! Lego is not for children! Lego is for coders! R- Oops, yes, sorry, of course... by the way, how old are you? 2L- Nine, almost eleven. R- Ugh, well, you are really a good coder, when have you learnt to code? 2L- Yum, Yop, sure, I code. R- Yes, but when did you start to code? 2L- Yawn, yesterday. R- C'mon! Don't joke with me! How much have you took to code "State of the art"? 2L- Yumma gumma, mumble rumble... about an hour. Forty minutes to decide the 2colors of the credits. R- Blurp. Listen Lone Starr this is a serious interview, it's going to be published on a serious mag, I am a serious guy and life is full of hard, serious things. What about giving serious answers? 2L- Yep, sorry daddy, I am serious now. R- Thank you, RAW can't publish silly interviews... 2L- RAW? Ahahaha, yamma yamma gumma umma... R- Ehi! What's so bad in RAW? 2L- RAW? Hihihi, Helmet always talk me about it when we play lego... he says 2that he makes it to raise money to buy the Lust Space Station Lego Kit. Do you 2know the Lust Space Station Lego Kit? It's really big, it has Venusian Green 2Lego Porno Stars too! R- Wow! Really? Can you even remove their clothes???!! 2L- Sure you can! You can also make strange things with them and the Blue 2Martian Big Jims! R- Yeah! I gotta take note of that! Well...erm... we can come back to our interview now... 2L- Yup, tell me all my mate. R- What are you going to buy with the money you won at the Party II? 2L- Well, glug glug glug, I think I will buy a sub kit and a new transformable 2robot... my Barbie fells a bit alone these days... R- Oh! Really? Why? 2L- Well, you know, I am growing... my stick doesn't fit into her any more... R- Gulp. Well, erm... you know.... I didn't know that children nowadays were that ... uhm... active. 2L- There are many things you have to know, my son. R- ???? Yes, well, I mean, I got problems to figure out the exact location of the penetration hole in a female human being... 2L- Wanna learn? There is my sister around, she is quite experienced, she is 2almost twelve... R- No! No! Thanks... we better go on with the questions... Who is the girl who dances in your demo? 2L- Oh c'mon, she is not a girl, don't tell me you haven't noticed it! R- Me? Girl not? Well, sure I noticed that, I mean, I am not born yesterday, she is not a real girl... I mean, maybe she is a girl, but she is not real... 2L- Nop nop nop, reporter, you are on the wrong way. She is me. I danced in 2front of a mirror for some minutes and while dancing I memorized my positions 2and I calculated the coordinates of all the points of the shape. 2I made at the same time a little manipulation on the data, you know I had to 2show a figure that seemed female, I changed her forms a bit. R- Impressive... and what did you do after? 2L- I played with my lego. R- Yes, but I was talking about the demo, how did you continue? 2L- Well, I phoned to my friend Travolta and I told him to make a techno song, he 2is a bit lazy, he made it in more than fifty minutes, then I called the 2graphician and we decided the design directly at the phone. After that I just 2had to add few lines of code. R- You seem very fast with coding, how do you do? 2L- It's just a necessity, less time for coding, more time for legoing. R- What do you think about the Skid Row fix of your demo? 2L- Oh, that has been a nasty move! I made an anti-fix, yep, there should be 2around anti-fixed versions of our demo which crash on ALL the computers! So the 2Skid Row nerds are fooled. R- Spaceballs seem quite an original group, where do you get your ideas from? 2L- Well, you know, it depends... sometimes I get inspiration from Herman Hesse 2works, other times my way of considering things is a result of the study of 2Hegel's philosophy with a scientific eye, which can somehow have its roots in 2Popper's views. All in all, I read Donald Duck and inspiration fills my mind. R- You won the first prize also at the Gathering '92 party with "Wayfarer", what do you think about that demo? Has it been important for you? 2L- The idea under Wayfarer comes from the movie "The hard flying porno sisters", 2a real masterpiece, acclaimed by critics of the whole planet. It has been 2important to collect the cash of the first prize and the whole collection of 2Barbies of Helmet for the RAW advertisement. R- Err... what have you done to the Barbies after having seen that film??? 2L- Well, you know, there wasn't much left to do, Lord Helmet had already done 2everything with them... R- Bad luck! I thought there could remain some space for me too... 2L- Ehi! Don't worry! You have just to ask and I call my sister... Ilona? 2Ilonaaaa? R- No! Stop! Please, close your juvenile mouth, I don't want to make things with your 12 years old sister... 2L- 12 years old? No, she is another one! R- Uh? Really? Well, in this case... 2L- Yep, she is quite shy with men but when she get horny... R- Erm... well... how old is she? 2L- Nine, almost eight. R- Aaargh! Too old! Better to go on with the questions... how is your average day? 2L- Well, I wake up in the afternoon, I play with lego for some hours and I have 2my dinner, then I code for some minutes to digest better, after that I play with 2lego till midnight. After midnight I start to play with Barbie. When it's 2about 4 or 5 am I go to sleep. But it's not always like that, sometimes I don't 2code after dinner. R- It seems that you have only lego in your mind... 2L- Mumble mumble... bitte fitte... what's so bad in that? R- Fitte? Am I wrong or that word in norwegian has some odd meaning? 2L- Fitte? Uhm, I dunno, have I to ask to my sisters? R- Erm, something whispers in my ears that it's better to change topic... what is your favorite demo group? 2L- Melon Dezign for sure. R- Good choice. Why? 2L- I like their graphic, it's just as good as if it were made by me... R- Yes, but Melon Dezign have not just a own graphical style... 2L- Of course not! They have also made the Tetris intro! I love Tetris! R- Really? Well, at least is something different from lego! 2L- Are you really sure of that? R- Ugh, better to change topic again, what is a cool guy according to you? 2L- Well, there are many aspects to consider, you have to consider his spatial 2logic, his morphologic conception, his chromatic sensibility and his projecting 2ability. There are many things to ponder when building with Lego. R- What will you do when you are a man? 2L- I think I will invent a new kind of spaceship which can fly up to the 2Jupiter's satellites. I have already made the project, it works perfectly, the 2engines work with atomic fusion and the materials are quite cheap and easy to 2find. R- Really? And what is this cheap material? 2L- Lego, of course. R- Of course. 2L- Of course I will personally take care of the building of the machine, that's 2the funniest part. R- Of course. And what about the pilots? Made of lego too? 2L- Nop, they will be members of Spaceballs. R- Really? Are you all in the group going to become astronauts? 2L- Sure, we have got the balls for the space. R- That's sure. You have the balls for everything, for example, you even did the intro of this issue of RAW. That's an impressive sign of friendship! Congratulations! 2L- If you call friendship the whole collection of Big Jims of Helmet... R- Lord's world famous Big Jim collection??? 2L- Yep and it was not in good conditions too! You know, like with Barbie, 2Helmet has made with them some perv... R- Stop it! Shut up! Don't move! A word more and this interview won't be published at all! 2L- Hehe, Helmet knows how to scare people... R- Anyway, back to our enlightened interview, what are your favorite books? 2L- Well, first of all the bible of every good Legoman: "Advanced Lego 2Production Management and Building Techniques Overview" and, of course, its 2follow-up "Lego: a world in your hands". I like also the very informative "Big 2Jim and Barbie at the brothel". R- Uhm, there are too many sexual allusions in this interview, I don't like it, better to finish all here. I am a good, serious guy and this article is going to be published on a good, serious mag. I have to go to my adult's affairs, Lone Starr, good bye. Would you like to add the final words? 2L- Yes. Hand back the doll you have just stolen me, thank you.