TITLE:INTRODUCTION TO THE SCENISH WRITINGS PALETTE:0113 055b 089a 09ae 3 THE SCENISH WRITINGS They are divided in three categories. The serious scene articles, mostly written in the past and in limited quantity. The "Scenarium style" texts, used especially in Abnormalia. The Scenology issues, written for various mags in order to spread the word. 3 Serious scene articles 2Computer music: how it is, how it should be I'd define this article now a "1500 So-What? Filler". Luckily I wrote it four years ago. 2Concept demos Despite the filling feeling I have reading this article I think that it presented an interesting opinion for the times. The quest for Concept demos has grown with scene and that's surely positive. 2The drunk cool dude and his girls Not exactly a serious article and much more recent than the previous ones. It was perfect for RAW, provocative and direct. I like it. 2Reality and scene The second averagely serious article of which I'm proud of. It introduces (for its times) and interesting scenish point of discussion without falling in filling so-what? temptations. It's also the first article where, as far as I know, the word "scener" appears. 3 The Scenarium mania 2Promoting Abnormalia Four promotional articles to announce the scene the arrival of Abnormalia. They were supposed to appear on various mags. This propaganda attempt failed miserably. 2Introducing Scenarium The Scenarium editorials. From the first issue of Abnormalia to the fifth. From rather silly ones to more idiot others. 2The alternative news A collection of the "best" alternative news from issue 1 to issue 5. 2Aars: Real time party report One of the first Scenarium Old Style articles. 2Interview with Lord Helmet The first attempt of my serie of fake interviews. Here reported in the "extended remix" version published in Abnormalia 1. 2Interview with Azatoth Second fake interview. I like it too. 2Interview with Lonestarr Third attempt. Poor result. Lego forever. 2The Scene's Big Questions A good idea for a serie of articles, I think, but never developed for the research-time it requires. 2Scene Pearls The pearls of unvoluntary humour that give a sense to our presence in the scene. 2So-What? articles Those immortal scene articles that have the power of raising in your mind the crucial question: So what? 2The Spandimerda awards They may be liked and they be hated, but every one reads them, almost. The Spandimerda awards, good or bad, have left a sign on the Scenarium style. 2The Spandimerda guide to diskmags making A controversial, highly spandimerda article. Not too original anyway. 2The handy guide to amateurial spandimerding Know everything about a warm hearted spandimerda. The one that spandimerda without hurting. 2The Spandimerda Columns The Spandimerda Columns published on Ram Jam's The Charts. Many spandimerda concepts are repeated here. You'd need patience. 2Encyclopedia Swapparia Ciumbaspace and its mania is killing the good old swapping times, when everything could be inserted in a letter. Try to send a condom via Internet now! 2Reviews on Sale Scenarium started to go commercial selling its reviews. It ended selling itself. 2Scenarium advertisments Adverts in Scenarium style. Including the ones from Sceneretica, Nimrod Softworks and MediaScene. 2The conspiracy of the seconds My first Scene Short Story. Enjoyable tale of conspiracies and scene secrets. 2The alternative Scene Quiz The scene trivia that only Scenarium could dare to publish. 2Scenglish dictionary An explanation for all those scenglish words that somebody could have missed. 2The truth behind Abnormalia success A self-spandimerda article where there's more reality that what it may seem. 2The Friendship Confraternity Just to introduce an alternative to the Spandimerda movement. Spandimerda fanatics have hated it. 3The Scenology studies 2Introduction to Scenology The damn first words. It all started there. 2The Meaning of chip tunes in Sledge Hammer A very controversial article that raised a nice polemic between SH and me. 2Coders' mental disturbs: The Easy-Intro Syndrome The first Scenology article on a scene disease. I find it rather amusing. 2Dynamics of northern Lappland's swap letters A vital topic which has grabbed the interest of scenologists for months. 2Dynamics and phenomenology of the AGA syndrome: General concerns I've tried to keep the structure and the tone of a normal scientific article. The result might be boring. 2The sheep tendency in the scene Where Scenology talks about what nobody wants to hear. 2A Scenology dossier: Wolfman/Balance Reccomended only to one person: Wolfman. Probably boring for the rest of scenity. 2Scenglish - The scene language The definition and formalization of the scene's own idiom. 2The Scenology explanation of everything When scenologists start to have megalomaniac tendencies. 2Questions on the philogenesis of sceners Who are we? Where do we come from? This article replies to this and other questions with surprising solutions. 2Psicological motivations behind So-What? articles New amazing scenologic methods for everybody's joy.