$faf  Reply To Dave Diamond's Reply To My Article (wow that's confusing!)

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Hey Dave, ok then let's get down to it.

$faaOASIS

Yeah,  commercial  chart  fodder  fed by marketing dudes and told to act
that way.  At one stage I actually liked Wonderwall, but that was before
the  invention  of  the  sound  I'm truly at home with, the sound of the
London  underground,  Speed  Garage,  and  lovely house music of course.
Only  into  dance  music these days which is why Blur don't appeal to me
either.   The  reason  Oasis are so ugly is partly due to the drug abuse
factor, their eyes are always swelling out of their heads, because their
stoned 24 hours a day.

$f9fDIGITISER

They  seem  to  have  layed  off  the  Amiga  lately, maybe they got the
message.   Digitiser  is  purely  a  games magazine though, the Amiga is
moving  very  swiftly  away  from  the  image  of a games machine, so it
wouldn't  appeal  to  Digitiser  anyway.   You  think  they get paid for
advertising  games  in an appatising light?...  I doubt it myself, their
too  small  and  inferior for any software companies to bother with them
really.

$ff7CLASSICAL MUSIC

Well,  like  I  said  before  I'm purely into dance these days, but I've
always found classical music to be collosally boring.  Best to listen to
when  you're in love huh?  Well last time I was in lurrve (last Autumn),
sadly  came  to  a  crashing end :( Dance is there even then, the clasic
"Tears"  by  Frankie  Knuckles  will  bring  a  tear to even the world's
hardest bastards if they're in luurrve.

$affPLAYSTATIONS

Sorry  if I offended any playstation owners, just that they don't appeal
to me.  My brother owns a PSX and I've played some of the games and have
found  them  to be nothing short of dire.  Maybe it's the fact that I've
just  got  totally  bored  of computer games, I've been playing them for
about  11 years and maybe I've just out-grown them.  But the other night
I booted up Monkey Island and had a great time playing that for an hour,
and  I  must  have  spent  a  small fortune on the PacLand and Alex Kidd
arcade  machines when I was in Spain last summer, what can I say?  "They
don't make 'em like they used to".

$ff4PEOPLE GOING OUT WITH YOUNGSTERS

I  agree  that it's distasteful for a 50 year old man OR WOMAN to go out
with  a  15  year  old.   I  know  a  16  year  old  boy  who's having a
relationship  with  a  woman  of 40-something, just beats me really what
they  could  have  in common...  about as much as I have with my parents
I'm  guessing, so not a lot really.  The case of Anna N Smith and her 90
year old "boy"friend was easily a publicity stunt, she got a wad of cash
and  he got an ego boost.  I wouldn't go out with a 15 year old and no I
don't  think  it's  extreme, 16 yeah fine, as long as she's left school,
wouldn't  go out with a school kid, no way, doesn't appeal to me at all.
Besides  the fact that I've always preffered slightly older women.  Well
if  you  think  it's okay for a 23 year old to go out with a school kid,
fine, I'm younger than 23 but still wouldn't.

$fffCASSETTES

Tapes  are  cheap, they have that in their favour, they're easy to copy.
But  Minidisc  is  THE  ultimate platform, I've got 2 MD recorders, easy
track  access, and despite what people may think about their quality due
to  the  compression  system,  I  can tell you, it's top notch.  It only
takes away sounds you can't hear anyway, and in any case kicks cassettes
ass  right  out.  I've got 5 CD players in the room I'm currently in and
two  £500+  cassette  players  with  all  the  Noise Reduction and Metal
facilities,  and  you can still tell there's a difference between CD and
Cass.   A  really  good  audio platform and very underatted is VHS tape!
Better  quality  than  Reel  To  Reel!  You'd be hard pushed to tell the
difference  between  a decent VHS audio recording and a CD.  It's easily
up to broadcast quality, we use them at the radio station I work for all
the time.

$fbaON THE PULL

Hehe,  oops Dave, didn't mean to offend.  Well if sex is the top of your
agenda,  FINE,  just  I personally don't see what the hype is about.  If
you  think  about  sex literally (not for too long Dave!  :) I mean what
the  hell  are you doing that's so cool?  A few tingling nerves here and
there  and  a  bit  of  friction....   rather have a cup of coffee and a
video...   last longer as well!  I'd disagree that for good looking guys
a  one  night  stand  is  "another  one  in the books to boast about", I
wouldn't  class myself as a moose, but from now on it's "sex when you're
in  love"  for  me,  much better than throwing it about, then it doesn't
mean  anything  any more, it de-values it until it's "just another thing
you do on a night out".

$9ffPEOPLE'S DRESS SENSE

Yeah  40  stone  bloaters don't look to nice in the lycra cycling shorts
and  the  tight  shirts.   But  I didn't say they couldn't, I just don't
think  it look very nice, but if they want to wear it, then hey!  Far be
it  from  me  to  put  them  down, live and let live.  It is a topic I'm
saying  as  a  *slim*  person  (not  thin, meaning underweight) yes, and
bloke...nah,  makes  you  sound like a flatcapped old git who spends his
time  in  the  pub all day.  Call me a boy or a man, not a bloke (prefer
boy, makes me sound vibrant and young, yeah right).

Yes,  every  one  is invited to comment on these, c'mon!  Looks like KEI
resisted the temptation to comment on your Article Davey.


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