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|1- Bill Gates - The Devil



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Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil himself WARNING Bill Gates (the 
president of Microsoft) may be the next antichrist: Revelation 13:18 
says: Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the 
number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 
666. The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays 
he is known as Bill Gates(III), where III means the order of third 
(3rd). By converting the letters of his name to the ASCII-values 
(which are used in computers) you will get the following:

BILL GATES3  66+73+76+76+71+65+84+69+83+3=666

Others that equal this are - Adolf Hitler - Joseph Stalin - The Pope
Is the fourth beast Microsoft corporation which represents the power
of money? Revelation 13:18 says: and that no one may buy or sell 
except one who has the
                       mark or the name of the beast, or the number
                       of his  name.  Windows compatible?

MS-DOS 6.21  77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49=666

WINDOWS 95  87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1=666

Coincidence? I think NOT!";


$ff0[I heard this one recently which you lot may appreciate:

Bill  gates  dies  and goes to the Pearly Gates where he meets God.  God
asks Bill whether he would like to go to heaven or hell.

BG  "Whats the difference?"

GOD "I'll show you.."

Hell was full of people well at it on a beach having a great time.

BG  "This looks ok, let's see heaven"

Heaven was just angels with harps floating around in peace.

GOD "So have you decided Bill?"

BG  "Yes. I'll go to hell"

Several  weeks later God decides to see how Bill is doing.  He finds him
chained to a wall being whipped ny a demon.

GOD "How are you doing Bill?"

BG  "What is this? It's awfull! Before it was all sex and beaches!"

GOD "That was a demo."

;) Kei]

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