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              | VIRUS ALERT - NEWCOMERS READ, SYSOPS AND |
              | OLDTIMERS READ - JUSTA FRiENDLY REMINDER |
              ! TO KEEP YOUR GUARD UP... THINK ABOUT IT! !
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Took  all  of  10  mins to type, but then anyone who has the unfortunate
dilema of knowing me knows otherwise, cause i'm usually dronk...  doh!

OK,  Seeing  though people slack off against the below crap...  What the
heck!   Seems  like  a  warning  to NEWCOMERS or the LiKE is better than
NOWT!   This  is  especially aimed at newcomers, but then most so-called
oldies  think  they  know it all...  my words are...  big mistake and...
"You don't know it all..., shut up or put up, but then, we don't want to
hear it because it's already been said and done already m8...  doh!"


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!  \\// ¿ R u S !  every Amiga & PC owners worst nighmare come true... |
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This  is  a  very  simple warning to all SysOps and beloved Amiga and PC
Owners,  especially  the  newcomers...   Do  NOT think you are 101% SAFE
(even  if  you've  the  very latest Virus Checkers) because you are NOT!
Anyone that thinks so is very Stoopid

Most  people  think  that  a  Virus  Check once a month is enough!  Most
people  who  run  a BBS or trade in S/w think the same!  Most people who
even run a check once a week think the same!

                         D R o N G o T i M E !

Nope,  sorry,  Think again, Listen..  Most viruses fortunately only have
only  2-3  days survival, thanks to the likes of Safe Hex International,
and  the  cool fellows that report these horrible damaging viri...  but,
BUT,  in those 2-3 days your miggy/pc, hard drive, company may have paid
the penalty...  instant death to your s/w and even worse h.drives.

                 MONEY JUST GOING DOWN THE TUBES?  WHY?
                 ======================================
Well,  Erik  Sørensen  of Safe Hex Int., seems to think that viruses are
written  by  school boys who want to show how clever they are.  "In most
cases  these  boys/girls?   have personal problems in school or with the
opposite sex.."

YEAH  RITE!...   and  my  own  pissed  up  opinion is:  B+LL++KS!  UTTER
B+LL++KS,  JUST LOOK AT THE SAD ORGANiSATION OF THAT SAD GROUP THE CIRLE
OF  POWER  AND A F+++ING u.K GROUP CALLED the....  ASSOCIATiON OF REALLY
CRUEL VIRUSES!
 
Anyone that believes that only Schoolboys are to blame...  do need a bit
of  reality  in their lives...  tis common sense...  Anyone that is good
enough  to  crack  a  piece  of  software is likely to be able to code a
virus.   (THAT  STATEMENT IS IN NO WAY BLAMING ANY AMiGA/PC GROUP AT ALL
FOR  CREATiNG  VIRUSES!)  My  opinion is that if any u.K scene member or
otherwise  that is a party to any virus related activity should be [WORK
iT  OUt  YASELF]  School  kids  may find it funny, psycho's will find it
funny but I know for a fact that if it happened to you...  you wouldn't!

                             Just Remember:
                             =============
One  of your trading friends just could be the cause/author of a virus that
may  do  untold  damage to your system and your friends system aswell as to
any  BBS  in  the  world, Company's...  you name it!

                         QUICK NOTE TO SYSOPS:
                         ====================
 If  ya  find a virus, 1st report it to Hex Int., then do a trace of who
uploaded  the  file,  then  find  out  where they got it from...  etc...
tedious  yes...   but worth it to find the w+++er who fucked your system
and/or ya other SysOp friends and even your beloved Miggy/IbM friends!
                         THINK ABOUT IT PLEASE!
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 P.S:
      Any  c++t that I find out has been coding and/or spreading viruses
intentially  will  find their heads ripped off and me pi++ing down their
necks...

      FACT NOT FiCTiON...

      VIRUS PROGRAMMERS: YOU MAY BE READING THIS AND LAUGHING!
                         LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT SOMEONE IS PISSED OFF
                         LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT YOU DID SOME DAMAGE
                         LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT YOU RUINED A H.dRIVE
                          - EVEN WORSE, WIPING YEARS OF WORK!!!
                         BUT WE ARE NOT, I'M SURE A NUMBER OF PEOPLE WOULD
                         COME AND JOIN ME IN VISITING YOUR HOUSE! 
      THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING!     
      MY SOLiCITORS ARE WAiTING, JUST IN CASE I HAVE TO PLEAD...
      "THE HAMMER JUST SEEMED TO BONK THE CRETiN ON THE HEAD....."
      WITNESSES SAID: "IT WAS MAJIK, WE SAW NO STRINGS..."
      VOILENCE NEVER SOLVED NOWT, BUT THEN I'M *NOT* VOILENCE, DOH!

 Signed:  cYBER/LSD/NvX, one hell of a pissed and pissed off person, doh!

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