---------THE--------- S·E·G·A S·A·T·U·R·N --------SCAM!-------- ğ dEVELOPED bY ßudda/NFA & Drifter/Indi Ğ _> tYPED bY ßudda/NFA <_ iMPoRTAnT ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ This text file is for educational and informational purposes only. We are not responsible for anything that may happen if you attempt to go through with the operation detailed below. dETaILS ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ This document will describe how to get yourself a FREE Sega Saturn with minimal effort. Of course you will have to do a little work. Maybe you'd like to get a REALLY good friend to join in! Possible questions... Q) Why a Sega Saturn? A) It's NEW, expensive, available and small(ish) Q) Will it cost me any money? A) About 30p for a phone call! Q) Can I do it all by myslef? A) YES! It's possible but a friend is better as you can spread the blame if ya gets caught and you can help each other out of any pickles! ReQuIRMenTS ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ An empty house - this is usually were people will get stuck but for us it's all worked out. Once you have the empty house you will need to make sure it doesn't look to deserted. It's best to use a house that has recently been put up for sale and the people have already moved out. We used a mates house just after he'd had it re-posessed! Honest! If the house looks to old and un-lived in then it will probably NOT be delivered too! A Kays cataloge (or simular) - this is where the SEGA SATURN will come from. When obtaining the cataloge you will need to fill out a small form which you can usually find in the backs of newspapers and womens magazines (try ya mums!), make sure you put a false (but belivable!) name and make sure you get the empty house address as correct as possible! If it's too wrong then the delivery might not get there smoothly and could fuck up the operation! A belivable voice - this can sometimes be hard! You need to be OVER 18 to order from a cataloge when on the phone so if your younger (like us) then a good voice is required (or maybe not in some cases!). Warning: don't make it too stupid as they wont belive you! Try not to use your normal voice, just incase! It's better to be safe than sorry as they say... ThE OpERaTioN ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ In order for the complete operation to function fully you will need to do it at the beginning of the week. Either Monday or Tuesday is best. This is because the delivery service takes 48 hours and doesn't do Saturdays. Also most people are at work during the weekday mornings so less chance of being caught in other peoples property! Get your mind sorted. Write down important details like the address of the empty house (post code is usually important), your fake name and the full details of what you want to order. Best to leave the cataloge and just write down the order number etc on a bit of paper. Now proceed to a phone box near by. This is why you should leave the cataloge at home!! Why a phone box? Because then when your asked for your phone number you can say you've just moved into a new house and have not yet got round to re-connecting the phone so you're using a local phone box! It's all sorted, eh? Phone the cataloge hot-line number (which can usually be found at back or front of cataloge cover) after 1pm as it's cheaper on the phone call AND you can say your in a rush as your on your dinner hour (makes it more belivable that your 18 or over!!). Spit out all your details AS SHE ASKS for them. Don't wibble as you talk or you might give it away that you're actually about to RIP THE BUGGERS OFF! After you've given her your order details ask about delivery, try to get next day delivery if possible as it will allow you to get the operation completed as soon as possible plus you will know when to expect the arrival of your Sega Saturn! TOP TIP: Also don't talk too fast, say everything nice and carmly - keep ya cool...and say thanx 'n bye at the end for good measure! You will not have to give her any credit card details or anything to do with payment over the phone as the Sega Saturn will be sent to you on a 10-day home trial. After this time if you've not returned it they will begin to send payment statements to the empty house address! If somebody moved in then it's gonna be tough shit for 'em! But that's the proce to pay...ha, ha, ha! cOLlECtIOn ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Using the next day (or 48 hour) delivery will allow you to be ready to collect the warez. There are two ways in which you can perform this procedure, both of which I'll describe here: --( 1 )-------- Go round the night before you're expecting delivery and place a small notice on the front door to say either LEAVE THE PARCEL IN A CERTAIN PLACE AROUND THE BACK OF THE HOUSE or TO LEAVE IN THE PORCH UNDER A CERTAIN OBJECT. Make sure the note isn't too big so that the next door neighbours will notice it from a distance, just big enough for the delivery man to read when he gets to the door. It's best to suggest a place to hide the delivery at the house on the note or else the delivery man may take the parcel back with him and contact you to decide on a good time to deliver your Sega Saturn! The delivery will usually be BEFORE 12 noon so make sure you get round their and collect it AS SOON AS POSSIBLE or else it might be found by people looking around the house/a neighbour/a nosey bastard/other kids! --( 2 )-------- Phone a neighbour (the older the better, find a wrinkley!) a small distance away from the empty house (same road maybe, but not next door!) and tell them you've just moved in up the road and wondered if it would be okay if they could except the delivery of something for you as you'll be out at work. It's best to put an older mans voice on or else the next bit *might* not work! Tell the person you've phoned that you'll send your son/daughter around to collect it in the evening. Now try to get the youngest person you know (a younger cousin, brother/sisters friend etc.) and send them round to the house. Give them a few _simple_ lines to repeat to the the person they are getting the parcel from and maybe send them round with a box of Roses or somthing to say thanx and make it much nicer!!!! nOW wHat? ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ If all has gone well, congratulations! You should be able to sit at home (when everybody is out) and play on your very own Sega Saturn If it was a joint effor between a mate and you then it would be fairer ( and better!) to attempt a quick flogg through the local newspaper or FreeAds. Sell it for about £50 less, and if anybody wants to know why you're selling such a new machine tell 'em you got it on important in December and now you want to get The Sony Playstation instead! They should buy that! If all goes well you should have made yourself about £350 to spend on what ya like. And nobody will even know you have it if you stick it in the Bank and just take *small* amounts out at a time. cREDiTS ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ This scam was produced in the brain of ßudda/NFA over the summer holiday of '95 because it was soooo bloody boring, I didn't have a job and I wanted to get some money! However i've not yet gone through with it completely because of various problems (like the empty house being SOLD!). Drifter/Indi is part of the operation but together we just ain't got the bottle to do it! SO now we tell you all... If you are successful in going through with the whole thing then hope you enjoy it! Just have fun! End